Have you ever SEEN Canada with your own eyes?
Pic related, what the fuck is this?
>completely random landscape
>names like "nunavut", "alberta", "quebec"
Looks like a shitty art project
Have you ever spoken to someone that claims to be Canadian?
Why do they all seem so retarded, too retarded to be real?
>justin trudeau
>gold reserves
>some other shit
Why does Canadian news never seem real?
Why do foreign countries never hear about Canadian news first hand?
>>67223412
America steals our God given spotlight
>>67223412
lol ur pretty funny heh wew got me there with that bait right there yep got me
>>67223412
Alberta is from Princess Alberta dummy
>>67223412
We're your imaginary child that you pretend doesn't exist.
Yes, I've been there multiple times. That was way back when, though, when you could just pile the kids in the back of the car and stop at what looked like a toll booth and say, "oh yeah, eh, we're just here to look at things, dontchaknow"
And the toll booth operator would just say "hey, well, okay then, have a fun time, alright?"
So what would happen when we try to annex it?
>>67224744
You can't annex a country that doesn't exist
>>67223601
>>67224092
>>67224321
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>>67223412
>Does Canada really exist?
We can never be too sure. Reports are all second hand at best.
>>67223412
Canada + America = Aesthetic borders.
Let's make it happen, senpai.
>>67224837
Then who the hell's been making the maps with Canada on them?
>>67225015
I don't know, but I plan on finding ou
>>67224840
Mountie coats don't have notch lapels
>>67225137
#rekt
Shit they're on to us
>>67223412
Canada is your mistake, britcuck.
>>67225015
Jews.
> When you go to "Canada" you are actually going to a government hololab designed to make you experience "Canada". When you take a plane or car to "Canada" you are actually getting gassed, thrown into another plane and shipped to a hololab to let you experience "Canada." Canada is just a lie to justify the maple leaf monopoly that dominates the U.S
>>67225272
That's clearly computer generated, not a photograph of a "canadian"
>>67223412
Canada is a desolate wasteland sheet of ice. So 99% of all Canadians live on the US boarder, most around Detroit, and still bitch about the cold.
>>67225404
>tfw have lived entire life in hololab
>tfw Canada is basically the matrix
ooh lad no face
>>67225449
>thinking we'd want to interact with actual Canadians
No, simulating Canadians is much safer
why do british people all have sandy vaginas with vague complaints
It probably doesn't exist, fuck these AIs shitposting on my fucking board.
>>67225742
>my board
Everyone knows 4chan was created by an spergy teenage twink living in Toronto over a decade ago. This is our everything you cuck.
>>67225576
more like buffalo than detroit lad
Looks like dad finally got the Alzheimer's he can't even remember his own colony.
>>67225691
actually your entire country is a giant gas chamber inside planes
>>67226314
nice cock :^)
I've been to Canada. They had clean streets, new cars, and flat horizons.
