WTF /POL/. It was just 1:59 AM then I looked away and back at my PC and it said 3 AM. WTF happened to 2AM? Did the Jews just steal 1 hour of time from existence? How the fuck did they do that?
>>67220754
>mfw watching xfiles
>they freak out over losing 9 minutes
Try losing months and years at a time :(
Kek
>>67220754
You lost track of time.
>>67220754
Welcome to the Berenstain dimension.
In here it's Interview with the Vampire, not Interview with a Vampire. etc. It was always that way for us.
you were abducted
Jewish witchcraft. It's to get you accustomed to losing sleep. Eventually they'll have people working 25 hours a day
>>67220754
Why do you have to change it so early? Now I have to go to work earlier for the whole fucking week. I hate working for Americans.
>this thread
hey rabbi, watcha sliddin?
>>67220754
>>67220754
You just entered
the shitposting zone
no it was not the jews faggot
>>67220754
lol
>>67221096
lmao I wonder if anyone else here knows what you are referring to
Welcome to the Unstumpable Dimension. Lets unfuck the world.
>>67220754
Soros steals time from us and gives it to himself, that's how he remains immortal. Every year he cleaves 7 billion hours from the world and uses them to further exploit us.
>>67220754
You slid into the new reality again man, check the names of your favorite shows and memes, they'll be different.
>>67222172
This. Is this timeline the Berenstein Beara are called the Berenstain bears and also in this timeline siracha sauce is not hot at all and very mild.
>>67220754
I lost 30 minutes earlier today, or rather, something that should have taken 30 minutes only took five, and this was with a digital timer. felt like five minutes, honestly did.
maybe the program is breaking down.
holy shit :DDDDDDDDDD
I just noticed this
daylight savings creeps up on you
>>67220754
>teh jews
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every
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single
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time
>>67220754
>>67220754
not the Jews...Whenever Niggers fuck up in great numbers or cause mass casualties and infect the world with hopeless stupidity, God removes an hour of Nig Time from their meaningless lives so that they die an hour faster than everyone else....Devine Payback
Same intent with the sickle cell but a jew doctor fucked up that devine plan by curing it so God screwed with the stock market for that shit
>>67220754
don't forget to tell a deaf, dumb, or niggerly friend to move there clocks ahead one hour
>>67225245
or backwards...they cant tell time anyway
>>67220754
Glorious Daylight Savings has begun. REJOICE
