Ask an Albanian everything
How do we fix Muslims?
Shiptar
How does it feel to be Macedonias bitch?
>>67219120
with scissors.
Is this where I ask answers?
>>67218871
Do you like eating peaches in your car?
>>67219312
It's dangerous to play with scissors
Move to Albania then, fucko.
>>67218871
God damn, why is Albania objectively the greatest country in Eastern Europe?
Greatest Music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgfdjN1zUaQ [Embed]
Great Women:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DJ_EsCWwco [Embed]
Home of the Greatest Kebab Remove Of All Time (Skanderbeg):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXkr-D8AiE0 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwanQQpjIBk [Embed]
Descendants of the Legendary Illyrians:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8CtnW1FMjo [Embed]
INCRESCVNT·ANIMI·VIRESCIT·VOLNERE·VIRTVS
Why are the Northern Albanians so muslim and savage, and the low-landers Mafia-types?
Illyrian Race = Master Race
>>67219539
Are you referring to Kosovar's
te dua ton shqiptar
>>67218871
What is 42?
Trough history Serbians raped albanians many times like when Sebia ocupied albania or when arkan raped on kosovo.
How does it feel to know that for the next 1000 years albanians will never forget that their ancesfor females got anal Sebian sex?
Who is an Albanian in this thread right now?
There are so many of us as diaspora that it is difficult to tell now a days.
>>67219654
In 50 years your country will no longer exist and will be conquered by Albanian men...
Why do you get the coolest flag?
What is the answer to everything?
>>67218871
I maxed out on sugar in the last 2 months and now I have a candida infection, how do I get rid of candida?
> started using sugar with coffee 2 months ago
> I drink about at least 5 cups of coffee a day
>>67219763
It is a pretty based flag desu..
Fellow Albanian here
"Feja e shqiptarit është shqiptarija"
Very famous line, muslim or not most Albanians/Kosovars don't care about Religion.
Opinion on Albanian women in America vs. Eastern Euro? I think a lot of them end up being whorey when they come to the states.
why did you
>>67219120
Make them live in an atheistic state for 40 years and problem solved. That's how communism solved this issue in Albanian at least
or in case of Europe: Build Walls!
>>67219294
You know very well that it's the opposite is true.
>>67219406
Can't get enough!
>>67219919
>>67219763
It is the Imperial symbol of Seljuk Turks.
>>67219944
>Albanian women
There are none around where I live.
I live Minnesota though so there are plenty of Blonde Babes who are Swedish descendants to keep me company :^)
>>67218871
What can you tell us about Skanderbeg?
>>67218871
Why do Albanians think they're black? I work with some and they try way to hard.
>>67219944
i think that too. a lot of them become sluts here.
>>67218871
How do you feel when people categorize you with other muslims?
>>67220018
> It is the Imperial symbol of Seljuk Turks.
WTF are you talking about. That sumbol was adopted after an alliance was struct with Cathiolic nations.
The two-headed eagle can trace its roots back to the Roman Empire. See the Byzantine eagle for example.
>>67220079
>What can you tell us about Skanderbeg?
Best Kebab remover of all Time. He founded the League of Lezhe which was essentially a Kebab removal squad.
They fucked a lot of roaches up. See related pic.
>>67219975
They have already been her for over fucking 40 years, and they still fucking sucks
>>67220175
It is Turk influenced.
The original Turks were Romanboos
See
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sultanate_of_Rum
They even called themselves the Sultanate of Rome
It's getting cold out, isn't it?
>>67220286
skanderbeg is slavic/greek
fuck off diaspora, albania is literally the butthole of europe
>>67220333
Albania destroyed Mosques though and forbid anyone to pray or practice religion. If you attempted to do any such things, Enver Hoxha would probably bury you under one of his great bunkers :^)
>>67220360
>we bizanteen now
>we wuz romans n' shit
>>67218871
Do you know how to bleed a diesel system??
A friend of mine got ripped off with a diesel filter and a bleeding for 200 bucks, so we figured that we can do it ourselves.
Pic unrelated
>>67220478
Wrong. Skanderbeg's mother was Serbian but his Father was Albanian.
The dude is responsible for the founding of the nation of Albania essentially. His sigil / coat_of_arms was adopted as the Albanian flag
>>67220286
>based kebab remover
Kinda shit kebab remover given the fact albania stayed very long in the ottoman empire.
But of course you tend to glorfy your victories and sweep under the rug the fact that you were domniated by Constantinople one way or the other. As typical as the other balkan folk.
>>67220360
> The original Turks were Romanboos
LMAO you can't be serious.
Turks took over Constantinople and perhaps many of the symbols that were used by the Byzantine empire but they were not the founders of those things.
>>67220688
>Kinda shit kebab remover given the fact albania stayed very long in the ottoman empire.
That was AFTER his death though you dipshit.
So long as he was alive the man hardly lost a battle.
>>67220793
Why are you so butthurt? Oh, I see you're a Turk and being butthurt is in your nature.
>>67220793
The Seljuk Turks preceded and were themselves eventually BTFO by the Ottomans, but everyone in the region sought to be the successors to the glory that was Rome. For example, the Holy Roman Empire which we all know was primarily German, the same group that brought the western half of the Empire to its knees.
>>67221422
I am not butt-hurt nor Turk you potato nigger.
I am simply stating facts.
>>67218871
Why are albanians dirty and pretty low iq ppl?
>>67218871
What % of your people are filthy pedo worshipping mudslimes?
>>67219419
This. Diaspora faggot pls go.
>>67220602
>Father was Albanian
sauce?
>>67218871
FUCK ALBANIAN
>>67218871
ku jeton ti?
>>67218871
When will you guys get labd from FYRIM
>>67218871
Do you have any spare kidneys? I need one.