What do you think about Denmark? H-h-he, this totally isn't the PIDF.
whats a denmark
>>67185901
It's a land far away from civilization, where pigs can commuicate with humans. Oink oink.
>>67183976
Perfectly based irrelevant autists just like the Dutch
>>67183976
I went there and stayed a week. All the girls had such broad shoulders. Looked like they were all wearing shoulder pads.
>>67183976
Based as fuck, last hope of western Europe.
>>67183976
I can ride my bicycle into Denmark and not notice any difference. Why aren't we one country desu?
>>67186976
Hey you human slave, don't you dare insult our beutiful oinky females. Oink oink motherfucker
>>67183976
I feel like it would be a very boring place
>>67183976
You build nice fucking yachts.
>>67183976
Distant people that speak a funky language. I don't hate you though, just pretty weird
>>67187684
Indeed it is, my dear human slave. This land is suited for those wanting a quiet life.
never trust a dane
>>67188151
More like never trust a norwegian. Oink oink motherfucker.
Denmark Caliphate desu
>>67188511
>Burger having no understanding of the outside world
I'm not surprised.
>>67188511
Those moon praising heretics, will never conquer our sacred land. They will have to face our mighty pig soldiers. Oink oink motherfucker.
>>67183976
anti-muslim and have very few immigrants
only real nordic country with defense against muslim/african migration
>>67188885
>fellow UK caliphate Muslim comes to defend Denmark Caliphate allies
>kek
>>67188475
you guys are disgusting and speak like you have a bbc in your mouth
also, decieving bitches, you are not better than a fucking swede
>>67189191
>Burger pretends to know anything about any country outside of United Mexico, apart from the occasional heritagefagging
>kek
Hva' fanden. Hvorfor i helvede er det en danmarks tråde kl 2 om natten? Gå i seng anon.
>>67189420
stfu you oil jew. You keep hiding behind the mountains, while me and sweden are dueling it out.
Praise Oink motherfucker.
>>67189758
Because i got no life, my dear oinky friend.
>>67189899
Ja okay så, god nat I hvert fald.
>>67190014
Praise oink my oinky friend.
Are the women that bad?
>>67183976
Fucked a Danish exchange student once. You guys have 8/10 women.
>>67190277
No my human they're wonderful. Praise oink.
If I go to live in Denmark, how can I as an Albanian get a gf and marry when Danish girls would be impossible to date? Are there enough foreign girls in Copenhagen?
>>67190512
Is this a thing?
>>67190571
Denmark is the Canada of Europe. So whatever they say is usually childish.
>>67190571
Yes the worship of might oink is real. There's a local church of oink in every village,sub-urb and city.
>>67190648
>Canada of Europe.
They aren't that mean.
>>67190779
Why the pigs?
>>67183976
Denmark has some good pastries
>>67191018
There are literally more pigs in Denmark then people. They are the pork production center of Europe.
>>67191134
Well shit, you learn something new everyday, right?
>>67191018
You should understand, my fellow oink worpshipper. The heretic moon worpshippers are afraid of our worpship of oink and it's root in our land.
>>67191309
So that's what keeps them away?
>>67191134
5.7 million humans
25 million pigs
>>67191732
Yes!
>>67183976
Gib us Faroe islands, it's rightful English clay!
>>67191763
Oink oink my fellow pig friend! Tell me, do you worpship our god Oinky?
>>67191816
Sounds like shit. Fuck pigs, they smell awful and wallow in there own shit. The meat is good but the animal, oh fuck them.
>>67191892
Come and try heretic moon worpshipper. Our island has been fortified with pigs.
>>67191975
Fuck you moon worpshipper! You shall be conquered and enslaved to make our civilization even better and bigger! Praise oink.
>>67191911
I certainly do! Heil BACON
>>67192210
I don't worship no damn pedophile. Pigs smell like shit and the shit makes me vomit. Meats good but that's it.
Heil bacon.
I sure do hope all the retards are getting redpilled due to the current Mosque stuff.
>>67185901
One of the last yurop countries were bestiality is legal.
So it maybe our only hope.
>>67187139
>>67192391
You insult our men and women .You shall be punished with eternal worpship of our god, OINKY.
>>67192594
Not any more. We never needed it before the invasion of the pigfuckers
Night my fellow Oinky worpshippers. Praise Oinky and keep out heretic moon worpshippers. Praise Oinky.
>>67192479
I'm not sure. A lot of people are still cucked, and not really REALLY redpilled. People still support Israel, which in turn support the invasion. Stupid fucks
>>67192618
What do I gain?
>>67192675
What? It became illegal there too?
Fuck that shit, they made it illegal in Germoney a few years back. Netherlands too.
And now we get that shitskin invasion, that cant be a coincidence.
Now Finland is our last and only hope. There they didnt make it illegal but damn.... drunken Fins rescuing yurop isnt something I wanted to make bets on....
My Danish friends, I got a job offer to work at Munkebo, Denmark, hows life there?
>>67193012
>What? It became illegal there too?
Yeah, Helle Thorning made it illegal shortly before signing off if I remember correctly.
>>67193064
Build wall.
>>67193064
>Munkebo
Should be fine. A bit out in nowhere. Odense is close which have so very fine pigfucker ghettos with daily fires, violence and so on. Would be a fun time
>>67193064
Is it at Lindo Værftet?
>>67183976
Germany junior
The only thing worse than a Swede is a Dane.
Fucking pig disgusting language as well.
What were your thoughts on having a PM with a non-Danish husband? I'd think it was pretty weird if David Cameron had a Scandinavian wife. Divided loyalties and all that.
Also King Cnut, inferior bacon, hot women and casual racism. I love you, Denmark
>>67194384
2015 called and they're telling you that we got a new right wing PM.
>>67194384
Every dane already forgot we had her, she was a nobody.
>>67194039
>Germany junior
How the hell are we Germany junior?
>Banned Halal slaughter
>Made pork mandatory in all institutions
>Media is currently shitting all over Islam and mosques with spy cameras
>Danish People's Party is one of our biggest parties
>Politicians constantly shit on Sweden due to their political correctness bullshit
>>67194052
aw that makes me sad. i know only a couple finns but they're all nice people i admire.
i hope one day you'll change your mind on us, we danes aren't that bad (even if our language is a little crude :)
>>67194052
>in Norway
>nice language
>go to place with heavy Danish influence
>people use the back of their throats to pronounce their R's
so gross dude. Barely acceptable when the French do it, completely unacceptable up north.
I think Danmark is a very nice country
>>67194656
>What were your thoughts
>What WERE
>2015 called
Thorning-Schmidt must be a cunt if she married a Labour MP...
Why don't Danes like Brits?
What's Denmark's stance on Schleswig?
>>67183976
Pretty bro-tier. Love that you don't seem to be taking any of that """"""""""refugee"""""""""" bollocks and you're standing up against muslims, it's great to see
>>67195398
Slesvig is Danish. Always been, always will be
>>67195266
We mostly do
>>67195658
Thanks, it is however a hard fight
>>67195398
Slesvig is rightful Danish clay. There was a (rigged as fuck) vote for who would get Holsten/Slesvig after WW1.
skåne halland og blekinge er dansk ler
>>67183976
Got Danish ancestry.
How based am I?
>>67195936
>>67195903
No it's not
t. Schleswiger
>>67195903
It'll definitely be worth the fight just so you don't look like the tcucks either side of you, keep it up
>>67196031
First the vikings settled in Britain, and then the Normans did (who were vikings settlers too), so I bet a lot of Brits have Danish ancestry.
>>67196074
>Implying Germany is such a great country to live in at the moment...
