>go to some poor country
>do nothing but jerk off, wear a uniform and carry your gun around
>instantly becomes a hero in Murica
Explain this Americucks
>>67170956
>don't join the military
>sit inside watching anime all day
>somehow thinks he is superior
explain this.
>>67171111
Checked
>go to Brazil
>head turns small
Explain this Brazilcucks
I am a bad ass army dude, in my mind. One day the cia will give me a job piloting drones, because I have like a bajillion hours playing vidya. Suckers.
>>67170956
>be Brazilian shitskin
>shit post on 4chan
>army guyz r dum and lazy
>>67170956
They eat and drink stuff that makes them brain dead, america is doomed to slavery
Lets just let their people be blue pilled and hard working while we try not to become one of them
>>67171111
the military is nothing but faggot nigger welfare queens who are too lazy to get a real job so they go play butt buddy with other faggots on the taxpayers dime.
>>67170956
Sounds good. maybe I should sign up
Join the Navy.
Drive a garbage truck around Honolulu base for 4 years.
Get free benefits and health care for life.
Tell chicks about all the horror of the middle east.
Be an hero.
WIN!
>>67170956
I've talked about this with my rents and uppers a bit. Its WW2 nostalgia honestly my Brazilian friend. No doubt a nation needs a strong military though. Thats been a fact of life since time immemorial
>>67171582
>the military is nothing but faggot nigger welfare queens who are too lazy to get a real job so they go play butt buddy with other faggots on the taxpayers dime.
- he typed, his breathing labored under the weight he had on since failing out of college and moving back in with Mom. He scoffed as he pulled his hair back into a ponytail and grabbed another handful of Totinos pizza rolls. "That'll show those worthless welfare queens" he muttered as he blew on the greasy morsels he was about to stuff in his mouth.
>>67171450
How does drinking purified water, eating vegetables from my garden, and eating game meat and fish that I harvest and butcher make me brain dead?
Stay ignorant, you Dutch bastard.
>>67173112
You don't understand. Those fucking welfare queens get paid for their jobs. The military is wasting money when they can be giving it to me for neetbux!
>>67173112
hilarious. upvoted
>>67171450
>implying you're not the blue pilled one
>implying "hard working" is a bad quality
>>67173112
KEK
