Why are all Australians so terrified of these things?
>>67146797
>your country will never have animals this cute
why even live?
>>67147000
Not even the best ones.
Can't those things gut you in like less than a second?
>>67146797
Razor sharp talons bro!
>>67146797
Because they defeated Australia in war
>>67148410
I feel like a devenomed platypus would be a bro tier pet.
>>67146797
because theyre raptors
>>67146797
Their talons will literally shred you the fuck up and possibly kill you. FUCK THAT.
>>67147000
These guys are pretty cute.
>>67148725
>>67148927
this
the can and will gut you like a fish
>>67146797
is this the same bird?
>>67148603
Female ones already are. They are smaller so they eat less too. The only non evil female species. Stay based platypus stay based.
>>67148927
>>67148725
>>67149635
Why would you be an ass hole to a poor bird though. They can't even fly.
>>67146797
Literal dinosaurs
>>67146797
>shitting on us at 6am
wew lad
>>67150100
This, same with cassowary's
>>67147000
>>67148410
>>67150061
Gods country
>>67149880
that bird is crazy as shit, it's still a stupid flightless bird though
>>67150326
>>67150123
Is this true or just a meme?
>>67146797
I once knew this guy who had this friend who's cousin's sister's boyfriend said that a single Emu can rip through an entire squad and tear straight through tank armour without breaking a sweat.
>>67150593
>Decisive emu victory
>10,000 rounds of ammo, 12 birds lost
>Dignity lost
Seems legit
>>67146797
They are expert marksmen.
>>67150544
Nigga that thing will cut you open and spills your guts. Don't you know what a Cassowary is?
>>67146797
They fuck Australian women
>>67148603
>devenomed platypus
>not harvesting the extremely painful venom to use against your enemies.
>>67154163
What doesn't?
>>67147000
>>67148410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6QHzIJO5a8
