/pol/
I want to move to America and "Anglicize" my name and last name just like Trump's ancestors did
do it legally and we'll be glad to have you
LEGALLY
Keep your real last name. It's not clear what happened to mine at Ellis Island and it'd kind of be nice to know for sure.
>>67090013
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Through a process.
>>67090013
need a coyote holmes? theres a good one that can get you in the northwest territories for $500
if you do it legally you have to wait 15 years
What's your last name?
>>67090145
Hello pal, where are your ancestors from?
>>67090013
As if you really meet the entry criteria for immigration
>>67090013
As long as you come legally and assimilate, sure. The important thing is that you become and American and consider yourself an American, none of that "I'm a Mexican first" shit
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>>67090366
Poland-Lithuanian Commonwealth.
>tfw might anglicize my name
It's Valdes. How would you change my name?
>>67090670
Wallis
>>67090013
Make proper use of the big beautiful door in the wall and I'm sure they'll welcome you.
>>67090670
How about "Walt"?
>>67091325
Yeah, I'd have to go with Walter, so Walt in common use.
>>67090762
Not bad. I saw the surname Valleroy; sort of different but I like it.
>>67091325
>>67091418
Erm, I mean Valdes -> Wallice / Walley -> Walter -> Walt.
>>67091428
>wants to anglicize name
>Valleroy
are you retarded?
Walter works too.
>>67091532
I just might friend.
Valdes isn't even the real version of the last name as I understand.
>>67091632
Yeah, but none of these count as a last name. Converting to Walt is for a first name. For a last name, you'd want to keep it longer and more unusual. Just keep it Valdez or something.
>>67091792
you're wrong
Walters is a last name
>>67091872
That's true, but where do you go with Valleroy? Especially if we're treating "ll" as a glide.
>>67091970
What?
>>67092189
I mean if we're treating "ll" as a "yuh" sound. Or are we no longer talking about Spanish?
>>67092261
This guy's last name is Valdes, he wants to anglisize it to English, people suggested Wallis and Walters, why the fuck are you talking about Valleroy?
>>67092415
I don't know you fucking junkie
>>67091428
>>67090013
>>67092534
???
i don't understand what point you're trying to make
>>67090013
If you don't look white it's going to look pretty weird but who cares, marry a white girl and no one will bat an eyelid in a generation. Also for fuck's sake work on your english, latin american accents are fucking thick and hard to get rid of.
