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I got dragged from the Trump rally to the Bernie rally as a result of some shitty luck regarding my ride. Any suggestions on how to pass the time?
>>67070885
Take as many as you can with you brother.
Ave Victorium.
>>67070885
look up quotes from terrible people in history and pull some quotes. go up to some sandman supporters and try to pretend like bernie said them and act like it's all cool and shit
>>67070885
If I was at a bernie rally i'd chimp the fuck out and throw my chair at bernie. Its only fair, I think a chair could knock the life out that commie skeleton kike
>>67071102
KEK
>>67070885
Start blaming everybody of being antisemitic. I bet none of these fuckers know how many of us were gassed...
>>67071102
this is the only logical choice
>>67071158
False flag as a shillary supporter and start protesting
>>67070885
Move out of chicago, it's the biggest shithole in the country and you don't belong there anon, just shut the fuck up about your hotdogs and pizza when you do.
>>67070885
If you were to accidentally knock the person wearing orange shoes to the ground...
>>67071275
THIS
>>67070885
Run on the stage and start canting CANT STUMP THE TRUMP
Every liberal stereotype imaginable is represented here.
Take a matress and throw it in the pool, usually takes a crane to get it out. Get three pigs and number them 1,2,4. Watch them search for pig 3 lol xD
>>67070885
Start yelling BLM and calling people racist and saying how Hillary would treat african americans better
>>67071941
KEK
>>67071796
could you imagine if someone threw white phosphorous in this crowd.
>>67070885
Make sure to grab all that free stuff.
>>67071275
This, say Bernie's a sexist, pro-gun socialist.
Throw a chair
>>67071298
I'm just visiting from college, thankfully.
>>67070885
Did you get in the wrong carpool? How the fuck do you accidentally end up at a Bernie rally?
I've never seen so many people in such a small place.
>>67071941
KEK
Do this
>>67071796
>>67072425
Can you imagine taking an infant into a crowd like that?
It would probably contract some form of illness and end up hospitalized or dead.
>>67072425
>Combined yearly income: -210$
Honestly though. Just time to put on your metaphorical missionary cap and convert some fools.
>>67072418
Friend offered to drive me to Trump because he was just interested is seeing some riots. After the rally got cancelled, he decided we still had time to make it to Bernie.
>>67072113
Come on dude, I don't come to /pol/ to get a hard on.
I wonder who's paying for the "free" water?
>>67072742
That is bad luck.
>>67070885
Throw all the change in your pocket at the podium and yell WHO WILL MATCH ME????
>>67070885
>one of the blackest cities in the country
>almost everyone at the Bernie rally complaining about white people is a white person
>>67073026
Indeed. A fellow Trump supporter offered me a swig of Fireball while we were waiting to get into the pavilion though, so that was cool.
>>67070885
Rush the stage and grab the mic. Tell them all to make America great again. Do everything to get punched without yourself being violent.
Youre not missing much from the trump rally. They are stereotypical on that side too, 90% middle age white folk, straight out of the trailer park
>>67072911
clog the toilets
>poopoopeepee.jpg
>>67073812
Not quite as loud and obnoxious as the nigs, though.
