>hear knock on front door
>look through peep hole
>see this guy holding a stack of phamplets
What do you do?
>>66977699
He's too attractive to be a bernie bro
>>66977699
>take his wallet
>help myself to his money
>"It's for my education"
>if he complains, call him a racist
>>66977699
AM I BEING DETAINED
>Invite him in to blaze or drink a beer, explain to him why he is retarded.
>last resort call him racist because Bernie voted to bomb muh Slavs
>shoot him and then plant a knife on him after stabbing myself
Seriously, if they call or knock, waste the fuck out of their time. Used to do it to mormons.
Invite in, promise to vote for Bernie if he lets me swallow his load and then fuck his boipussy raw.
That or just return to my desk to shit post and chuckle to myself at the poor misguided fool
>open door
>affirm that I am feeling the Bern
>ask if he has stickers/signage I can use
>offer refreshments (not poisoned, properly sealed)
>wish him luck
>>66977912
I would probably try to get him stuck in a loop of some sort, I love getting liberals going in a no-win circle of confusion.
>>66977912
>Seriously, if they call or knock, waste the fuck out of their time
that implies your time is just as worthless as theirs
which prob is true
set him on fire, make him feel the burn
>>66977699
Try to convert him to MAGA
>>66978517
Im on 4chan, so yeah.
>>66977699
ask him if he has heard about our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. Then proceed to explain why I will only vote for a candidate that says the bible is their favourite book.
>>66977699
Answer the door wearing nothing but my red MAGA hat and cowboy boots, with a cutlass in one hand and a bottle of bourbon in the other.
GET OFF MAH LAWN FAGGOT
>>66977699
He's here to redistribute my internet isn't he?
I won't stand for this.
>>66977699
Turn 360°, open door and blast his eye with a load of Hillary induced fantasy cum. Slam door.
>>66977699
Invite him in and discuss about sanders. I like discussing and it probably won't change my point. But I have fun and he can't spread his ideologies to people who will actually change their minds.
This is LITERALLY what happens if the /pol/beard is ever confronted IRL
Sorry but I'm a Hill Shill
>>66979909
:^)
Wonder how he got to sweden, open my door and start to tell him to fuck off in swedish
>>66977699
Wear your MAGA hat and OC your scurry 'salt rifle of course
>>66979475
I'm glad there's other Christians here
>>66979964
Fucking beaners.
>>66977699
I actually don't have a peep hole
>>66977699
Damn, even the most cherry-picked bernigger they could find looks like a complete faggot.
>>66979964
>that midget
rofl thats not even manlet status thats like dwarfism
>Find my copy of the Constitution.
>Open the door.
>Cut him off before he can start.
>"Sorry, this is the only pamphlet I need."
>>66979909
>wear trump hat
>get attacked by niggers
>murder them with a gun in self defense
>??????
>profit
>>66979964
niggers never fight fair
