Parents will vote rato in Illinois this coming Tuesday, been drinking the "trump is hitler and a bigot" cool aid. Obviously shilling for rato after I told them on thanksgiving I liked trump. How can I convince my parents to vote trump?
>>66969810
Tell them that you'll commit suicide if they don't vote for Trump.
It may work, depending on whether or not they actually care about you.
>>66969810
>after I told them on thanksgiving I liked trump
You people are JUST like obama drones.
>go talk to your family on thanksgiving and tell them the wonders of Obamacare
>>66969810
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LltnLzLXs7U
Show them this
I kind of expected the cornfucker bottom half of the state to go to rato.
>>66969810
Just talk to them. Unless you're 14 what's the worst that could happen?
I'm a chifag myself and both my parents are voting Trump.
>>66969810
show them this video
>>66969925
>they ask me who I'm voting for
>tell them Donald
They asked, not me. Didn't really force the topic of politics on me until recently. I'm not a fucking autist like some people on here who just can't stop talking about trump to their families
>>66969810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw8c2Cq-vpg
show them this, then ask them for money
>>66969877
Fucks sake anon the man is a booger eater you think that will phase them?
What you will OP, is need is a pair of pliers, maple syrup, a few nails and a bedsheet.
>>66970183
He's making them Canadian...?
Logan square reporting in. Trump and proud, but my brother just authored an anti trump book for the onion
>>66970251
>>66970183
Kek
>>66970152
Jesus fuck that's long
>>66969960
Ty
>>66970254
Considering Logan Square is as SJW/hipster as they get, I'm not surprised.
>>66970107
>They asked, not me. Didn't really force the topic of politics on me until recently.
Well, that's decent enough of you.
>I'm not a fucking autist like some people on here who just can't stop talking about trump to their families
I hate that guy.
>>66970050
Ask why are they voting for a lying booger eating Canadian rat?
Uh it's actually called kool-aid, OP.
Boy I bet your face is red now. Everyone knows you aren't kool.
My father is supporting Cruz but is willing to vote Trump if he wins the nom, and I can't really fault him for his logic. Although I'm a Trump supporter there are elements of his campaign that I personally am slightly irked by like his inability to let shit go of petty shit and constant enamoration with himself, as well as the fact that he's been a broken record at times and hasn't discussed how he's going to end the marriage between our government and the kike bankers. Tbh, he seems more like someone who capitalized on the restlessness of the American people who were tired of getting fucked by the establishment than a 100% anti-establishment candidate, I really wish Grandpa Paul was running since he is 100% genuine in his wanting to break the shackles of the fed and government corruption.
With that said, Cruz has been consistent while in Congress and has actually been very pro-constitution in his acts, and I honestly have the opposite view as my father, if Cruz wins (legitimately) I'll vote for him, but I still am supporting Trump. Rato isn't all bad senpai, but support Trump first obviously.
TL;DR I spouted off a bunch of useless personal shit but the message is that Cruz voters will end up being our allies in the end, most who are voting for Cruz are older and simply have a different mindset as to how to save the country.
>>66969960
Wow, truly unfathomable that the kkk would endorse a white male. Just why would they? Something is amiss, never mind that 98% of blacks voted obama or that feminists will vote Clinton just because she's a woman. The k3 are evil and so must be anything they like.
>>66970525
They ranted to me over the phone about the wonders of booger, then I told them he was already bought by big corporations, trump wasn't. For god sakes I called to ask them for my old crate of stuffed animals to give to my little boy, then they turned it into politics.
>>66969810
I'm with you brother. I even convinced my socialist friends that they should vote trump. Honestly it sucks living in cook county surrounded by Bernie fags.
>>66970753
Ron Paul is a liar too, they all are.
If you want this country to be free of its establishment then the only thing you can do is vote with bullets.
>>66971016
Kek, forgot about cook county. The communist can't take the city, because negroes screwed him over
I remember your post in a previous thread
>>66971416
First time posting tonight. Maybe someone else has my same problem
