Where is she, /pol/?
>>66948943
Wherever the wind took the ashes.
Probably taking care of her kids
She knew the road she was going down when she picked up that gun.
>>66948943
is british police really that desperate?
Dead, probably. Parents probably fucked up at some point and need an alibi.
literally who?
>>66948943
My spirit guides helped me.
Her parents are total idiots. They left her and other children alone in a foreign country.
Seriously though
>British DNA Forensics concluded she dies in the apartment and the body must have been moved
>We're still pretending there is """""sightings"""""
Nigga's dead
>>66950377
this.
enlighten us please
>>66950377
>>66953029
If you're too young to know...
>>66948943
done plastic cirurgy and it's living in your house your fucking pedo.
>>66953029
Just a girl who went missing in a foreign country.
>>66950377
Some British girl who went missing a few years back while on vacation with her family in Spain. People think her parents got away with murdering her
>>66948943
Not politics, enjoy ban.
>>66948943
The Martians took her.
Her parents sold her as a sex slave to Saudi arabs for $2 million dollars
>>66953405
>>66953455
doesn't shit like this happen every week?
My spirit guides tell me the killer resides in Sentido Magnético, Portimão, Portugal.
A stones throw from Praia da Luz where she was taken from.
inb4 dismissing.
make a note, screen cap, or don't, I don't care about your opinion.
>>66948943
pretty sure i saw her in a sex slave sell off in southeast asia
would have bought her but it was too expensive for a used model
>>66954228
the edge master has arrived ladies and gentleman, all tip your fedora in his presence
>>66948943
On the end of my fat cock
>>66948943
same place as the kursk
at the bottom of the ocean filled with semen
>>66948943
She's downstairs.
>>66950377
>>66953029
Madeleine McCann; her parents left here alone (as a four year old) while they went and got drunk and now she is gone
>>66953500
>Saudis paying $2 Milly for some old pussy
Nigga, Saudis can buy fresher pussy than her for literal peanuts.
>>66954947
Alberto pls
I can hear very distinct music, very cliche latino music, I see a small cafe and a man is listening in to their family discussions.
After reading Wiki I now realise this probably happened during this discussion at a tapas restaurant on the penultimate day.
>Thursday, 3 May, was the penultimate day of the family's holiday. Over breakfast Madeleine asked: "Why didn't you come when [her brother] and I cried last night?" After the disappearance, her parents wondered whether this meant someone had entered, or tried to enter, the children's bedroom. Her mother also noticed a large brown stain on Madeleine's pyjama top.
Somebody was monitoring them, a scrawny man with a big moustache and reading a paper.
I do not speak spanish but I heard the word "camillo" (ll being y) or "carmeeo" like cameo but prolonged ee sound, something along that line.
I also get the english word "line" repeatedly.
inb4 goto /x/
>>66948943
>Gone
She's in Paraguay.
I have my sources, the NSA is literally tearing every single person in that country apart and the entirety of Interpol is combing through that shitwreck right now.
We have her down to about an area of 120 kilometres. She should be found by Monday or Tuesday, and there's an NSA Watch and Act advisory going through. Anyone leaving or entering that entire continent is going to be profiled.
Can't hide from the feds my friend. She's going to be safe.
>>66954947
I called la policia
>>66948943
>used to live in the same village as the McCanns
>dated one of their neighbours
Most folks in the local area reckon the parents either killed her or arranged her kidnapping so they could profit from it. Most of the rest blame them for being morons.
>>66956133
creepy shit
I think she was kidnapped by people traffickers
Then there was the whole "where is madeline" outrage, the traffickers found out, panicked and disposed of her
So my idea is that the oversensationalism killed her. Or alternatively her parents killed her accidentally and ate her with BBQ sauce to hide the evidence.
>>66956645
what happened to her parents anyway?
>>66956133
>>66956335
'Girl' in that pic is from CSI.
>>66957599
It's Elle Fanning in Criminal Minds, I was in that thread and somebody posted the link real fast to the youtube clip, it was scary how fast he knew and had the link at hand.
>>66955511
>a monkey has learned to type
you do realize it's the british police making this thread and ACTUALLY ASKING where she is?
>>66959174
I wouldn't be surprised. Leicestershire Constabulary aren't exactly competent.
They only give me limited access, so I'll be quick. My coordinates are 2°11'55.9"N 45°21'52.8"E, I've been in this prison for a while. I'm really hungry and they hardly feed me. Please hurry.
>>66955890
Rolf Harris plz go
>>66960069
You realise Rolf Harris is Australian right?!
