How can a noteworthy world leader such as myself seduce Natalia Poklonskaya?
>>66936160
why is she so perfect
>>66935934
Could start by ruling largest country in the world and taking others clay as you please.
>>66936465
reminds me of myself
>>66935934
did she and putin fuck?
>>66935934
at the end of his reign (when he dies of old age) Pres. Putin is just gonna say: "It was all for her"
She is so evil. I love her. Isn't she a wanted war criminal in the Ukraine or some shit?
>>66936960
Het!
>>66936971
yes. poor ukrainians are buttmad she showed them middle finger
>>66935934
But David you are a pedophile, remember?
>>66935934
>single mom
>>66935934
Just pay her money. After all, she is a fucking whore........
>>66937626
I'm not British, visiting family.
>>66938442
Don't speak about Natalia like that, you'll make her cry :'(
>>66937626
Don't you mean porkophile?
>>66935934
>Looks at flag
Well, you're not a Nigerian prince
>>66935934
Make British Empire Great Again
>>66939736
aye
GODDAMMIT I FUCKING LOVE HER AND WANT TO HOLD HER AND MAKE HER SMILE
>>66935934
I'm the author of the most influential memes of 2013 and 2015, will that get me a date?/
>>66935934
she is a lesbian who probably only lets men touch her if they are given stuff.
you need to know what she wants not what she claims to want for her people.
willing to bet its a prettier girlfriend since she is locked in with the one shes been with for years because if any one finds out shes out of a job. so you need to offer to off her current girlfriend and set her up with a hot bitch
>>66942427
Your sources on her sexuality?
>>66942932
his degenerate imagination
>>66935934
>you will never hug her
why even live
>>66944664
>you will snuggle up to her after a presidential meeting
feels fucking good
>>66935934
You can't seduce Natalia, only Mr. Putin can.
