>be me
>grow up in small hick town in the 80s and 90s.
>don't fit into the fold, different.
>favorite bands like Joy Division, New Order, Massive Attack.
>become huge Monty Python fan, British humor is best humor.
>fall in love reading Orwell, Tolkien, Huxley, and Doyle. Best authors ever!
>British history is fascinating, awesome architecture...
Spend a year on /pol/, mfw I find out that 90% of Britbongs are assholes and bigger shitposters than Aussies and Canada fucks.
>bigger shitposters than Aussies
No, just stop.
Defining yourself by the music you listen to and the literature you read is very edgy. No young people have ever done that before.
>>66926024
fgt
This country is a meme and you fell for it hard.
>Memety Plebthon
>Hackwell
>Hacksley
>British """"""""architecture""""""""
>British """"""""history""""""""
Only good thing is tea
>>66926024
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>>66926024
>bigger shitposters than Aussies
Come on man. I'm sorry we disappointed you but that's over the line.
>>66926024
cry moar bitch nigga
>>66926024
>Monty python
The level entry comedy! It hurts!
>>66926024
The fuck are you on about, lol. Brits are great. who tf are you referring to.
>>66926024
>being this sensitive
you understood nothing about British culture
>>66927286
Your tea is shit buddy, most of it is shitty factory floor sweepings thrown into bags.
>t. Southerner who can't fucking stand sweet tea so don't throw that at me
>I'm different to everyone else
This is why you didn't fit in, you're a special snowflake that thinks listening to Joy Division makes you superior
>epileptic with no vocal skills who killed himself
Yeah so superior...
Yanks can't into subtlety
Pic unrelated
>>66926378
I like songs like these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiUjG9fF3zw
Still think people who like anime are generally worse
>>66927286
Never got into the tea though...
>>66927812
Nah, just liked different things in the time of Motley Crue and Milli Vanilli... and fucking Aussie... EVERY TIME
>>66927491
I hurt inside
>>66927542
Entry? dude, started watching them on PBS over 30 years ago. Wasn't a lot here in the US in the time of pre interwebs and VHS.
>>66927646
I know, now I'm afraid to visit there because you guys will hurt me with your mean words. Do you have safe spaces for foreigners?
>>66927646
>British culture
>AMERICANS SUCK LMAO JUST KIDDING BUT REALLY YOU ALL DO
>*Sips tea*
Nice culture you have there.
>>66926024
>and bigger shitposters than Aussies
fuck off, cunt eyes
>>66928201
jesus fucking christ did a brit rape your mother?
>>66928299
That's literally the extent of contemporary British culture.
>Yanks suck lmao
>Not really
>Just kidding you all really do
>Just kidding
It's like your entire culture revolves around begrudgingly going along with whatever the USA does while bitching about it passive aggressively.
>>66928616
They do the same thing to each other though. It's like a joke that everyone there is in on, but when some American catches wind of it his poor little feelings get hurt.
>>66927658
Southerner who fucking hates sweet tea here.
>>66929170
I'll take the USA's faux politeness over being miserable at the world.
>>66926024
>Joy Division and New Order
You know they are the same band right?
Also, stop trying to be a hipster for liking British shit. Of course their 80's New wave stuff is great, and who the fuck doesn't like Orwell?
>>66929713
You must not be a Trump voter then.
>>66926024
>be me
Stopped reading there.
>become huge Monty Python fan, British humor is best humor.
Stop being a faggot, literally no one in either your life or the internet cares if you're an Anglophile.
>>66929848
I'm a Trump voter because I see through his right wing pandering and understand that he's actually the most moderate person running.
>>66930003
Scratch that--Kasich actually is, but he's vice president material at this point.
>>66926024
Brits on /pol/ are like Aussies if Aussies routinely got ass ravaged if their shitposts didn't stick and people made fun of them for it.
>>66930003
Bush was a criminal, but hey, we need to bring back waterboarding! Net neutrality? Fuck that shit. We need to make America great again because Mexicans and Muslims are turning it all to shit.
But hey, he's to the left of Hillary on health care. That's something.
>>66929833
>You know they are the same band right?
Duh, how could I not be a hipster without knowing that. Not exactly the same group, a length of rope and cowardice changed that.
>>66926024
Quality posters
>Finland
>Poland
>Russian
ok posters
>USA
>Germany
>Italy
Shitposters
>UK
>Norway
>sweden
>Mexico
>australia
>>66926024
The good brits don't own a computer or get on the internet. Take a trip over there and meet them yourself. So many living off the government doll with nothing better to do all day than troll around online.
I enjoyed everything you listed as a teen as well, plus the Discworld & Five series. I thought the Britain was a wonderland, little did I know that it was well on it's way to become an Orwellian shithole the book depicted. And I actually took it a step further and got my BSc from Oxford.
The whole world's a shithole, but the grass always looks greener on the other side.
>>66930310
>Poland
False-flagging Russian posters using proxies, kielbasa nigger citizens don't have internet yet.
>>66930547
Finland based as always.
>>66930222
>we need to bring back waterboarding
What is pandering to angry republicans fed up with political correctness? He never was serious about that and it's obvious. Even if he was, who gives a shit? Terrorists are assholes.
>Net neutrality? Fuck that shit.
Literally every single candidate is against this and that will never change.
>We need to make America great again because Mexicans and Muslims are turning it all to shit.
1. We already have a wall.
2. Temporarily halting Muslim immigration from nations we are currently at war with was already done several times by Obama. Even Jimmy Carter did that with Iran.
>But hey, he's to the left of Hillary on health care.
I don't give a fuck about his "revised plan." I know full well that he only went back on it because he wants to win the primary. He's for universal health care just like he said he was a decade ago.
>>66926024
>Canadian fucks
kek on some syrup faggot
>>66930740
>Literally every single candidate is against this and that will never change.
Every single Republican candidate...
But yeah, go listen to some Mark Levin or something.
>>66930929
Every single democratic one, too. Don't be foolish.
>>66930310
I have literally never seen a Norwegian shitpost, usually based.
>>66930994
http://www.sanders.senate.gov/net-neutrality
http://www.ontheissues.org/2016/Bernie_Sanders_Technology.htm
http://thehill.com/policy/technology/257569-clinton-touts-net-neutrality-and-city-owned-internet
http://www.ontheissues.org/celeb/Hillary_Clinton_Technology.htm
Also for disclosure I don't think Republicans should switch sides because of this single issue, that's stupid, It's just personally important to me so I tend to yammer on about it.
>>66926024
god you sound like a huge fucking faggot
British posters and Mexican posters are the fucking worst on this board. Every single time its a british flag or a mexican flag, its always some terrible fucking garbage, forced meme, or them telling someone to "kill urself fagit"
>>66931288
Far from it, may have been a hipster, but always a God, gun and freedum lovin' Merican at heart. Just infiltrated the degenerates during my college years.
>>66926024
https://corp.badoo.com/fr/entry/press/26/
Rank of most funny to lease funny:
1. American
...
7. Briton
Least funny in the poll is German.
Monty Python and british humor as being the best is a decades-long meme pushed by the few people that like it.
>>66931558
ay m8
>>66931580
I feel ya buddy, if you can't serve two masters why not try for three?
>>66931235
Alright, I concede my previous claim then.
I won't vote for Bernie because I don't like his tax plan. I like Trump's plan except for the fact that he hasn't explained how he will pay for it.
"Getting good trade deals (which is something Bernie is for, too)" is too ambiguous. Trump claimed that he doesn't like to show all of his cards, so to speak, so I'm assuming he has some sort of plan, but isn't willing to talk about it because he wants to play his hand at the negotiating table.
>>66926024
ill suck your dick if it makes you feel better
>>66931831
I like Bernie's tax plan, I'm dirt fucking poor though so if you're not YMMV.
>>66931558
Kill urself fagit
>>66926024
pretty much, faggot
>>66931943
Well.... it may raise my spirits. no homo
>>66927658
>>66929333
>hating sweet tea
I only have it maybe one out of a hundred times, but thats just because a lot of people are bad at making it
why would you hate it?
>>66926024
Cringe
>>66931558
The one on the right is good looking, left is fuckable. For what it's worth the background doesn't even look like Britain.
>>66926024
No Pratchett?
honestly, gtfo.
Tolkien is a fucking shit writer.
>>66932654
>tolkien is a shit writer
he's really not
he is kind of dry in his natural style, but he's by no means bad
>>66926024
iktf. I grew up enchanted by certain literature and music, I remember romanticizing the French and the Confederacy especially. Obviously, my bubble was burst pretty quickly about the South.
When I graduated I took a gap year teaching English in France, and it was such a fucking disappointment.
At this point I have no heroes and every country on earth is either jew'd or too non-white.
>>66930310
Marginally better than average
>Ireland
>Norway
>US
>Serbia
>Israel
Average
>UK
>Iceland
>Estonia
>Russia
>Italy
>Brazil
>Chile
>South Africa
>Korea
>Japan
I like Australia and Sweden anyway
>Australia
>Sweden
Shit
>Canada
>Germany
I fucking hate Turkey
>Turkey
>Die in a fire
