You wake up and this is new America
>>66898652
I'd love to take Australia and the UK, but why all those Mexican countries?
>>66898652
It already is. We run those countries already. They do whatever we tell them.
>>66898652
Why Malta?
>>66898785
To remove all the Carribean tax havens for corporations
>>66898652
It's a good start.
Not bad, not bad. We have to clean up all the shit in the newly acquired territories. I say ship them all to the newly acquired Caribbean Islands.
>>66898652
I would wonder why we'de lost control of the rest of the world
This is acceptable only under republican gov
>>66899013
>democuckets ever having balls to make this
>>66898652
If it was by invasion, then it's totally unrealistic.
Invading those counties especially Britain would literally cause too many lives, start WW3 and also have many civilians killed. Even America's.
It's just a win for Russia, China and Iran. Oh and the Jews because all them white lives that had been killed.
If it's just some union agreement thing like Anglosphere, then I'm sort of okey with it. Would prefer to just be Britain though. I don't want USA's Mexicans and Niggers, and neither do I want Canada's chinks.
>>66898652
I exercise my new rights as an American citizen and move to Texas
>>66898652
Get rid of Canada, Jamaica and the UK. They're gonna be a massive drain.
>>66898652
you wake up and this is new america
If you just mean the land and all the people living there have been retroactively converted into Americans, maybe.
>>66898861
Sheeeet we wuz crusaders n shit senpai
>>66899823
>Leaving the monkeys and poo in loos to their own devices
I'm fine with this, brazil and india would become country sized zoos for brave adventurers to explore
>>66899823
>Norks, Poos and BRs form an alliance of convenience.
>Each one is so corrupt they do everything to undermine the others behind their back.
>They eventually end up in a 3-way war.
>Rest of the world watches as they wipe each other out.
>>66898652
What changed? Can we get a before and after shot?
>>66899823
Can we turn the poos and hues into giant zoos?
>>66898652
>giving all those non-Americans voting rights
>>66899780
>Massive drain
>$19 Trillion debt
Your country is a black hole for money, never mind a drain!
Why in God's name would we want the UK? What do they provide? Let dad stay irrelevant and lonely. We need to beat the cuck out of the Canucks, but I think they have potential as Americans with the right motivation. And Aussies, the shitposting tough fucks that they are, are more than welcome. Gain a few pounds and you cunts could be proper Americans already. Help teach some of my countrymen how to banter, though. Buncha thinskinned faggots over here.
>>66898821
yes, yes
you are my greatest ally
>implying we want responsibility for dinosaur island or our cucked dad
The liberals would insist we import aboriginals here and they'd breed with the cement apes, creating a sort of super-nigger capable of sniffing petrol and gunning down whites at twice the speed.
>>66900708
>Gain a few pounds and you cunts could be proper Americans already
They already have more obese people than us.
>>66898652
>no Phillipines and Taiwan
>no Costa Rica and Cuba
>no Northern Mexico and Liberia
>no Yucatan and Belize
>no Iceland and Greenland
>no Malaysia and Brunei
>no Falklands and Ceylon
>no Suez canal and Capetown
>no entire claim on Antarctica
shit super-anglo Union
>>66898652
malta? Why malta?
if trump is president you can have us as well
