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Relative newfag here. And the only Nepalese shitposter.
We can no longer keep the facade of satire, pol. Not when evidence keeps popping up. Joos, niggers, mudslimes... Pol is always right.
>>66882147
http://strawpoll.me/7043408
>>66882147
You wish you could be a gurkha, but they don't accept fatties.
How do Nepalese locals feel about mountaineering?
>>66882147
half
A
FUCKING
TREE
there you got your meme now go, and you better not be a proxy
>>66882471
Try harder, Ahmed.
>>66882759
Dhanyabad, master of the poo posts. But we've already got NepalRawr.
>>66882627
It's a valid profession. Most dumbfucks look to be trek guides and Sherpas.
Hiking, mountaineering is a popular hobby if that's what you're asking.
>>66882903
>>66883007
>>66883182
You really are a shitposter
>>66882147
Bump
>>66883007
नहीं दिक्कत altitudenigger.
It's not satire, it's just extreme reaction to extreme action
>>66884070
You should see me when I'm rolling, Nigel. Your jaw will drop (if it hasn't already)
>>66883182
You live in kathmandu? Kek, I live in a city higher than your place right in the middle of a fucking island
>>66882147
>UK flag
How did Nepal manage to stay independent of the British Empire anyhow ?
>>66884515
By fighting pretty well.
>>66884142
"Nahi dikkat". No problem. That's a horrible translation, m8.
Gurkha fought in WWII and were present in the Italian front, I think they fought Nazis even in Montecassino.
I think it is one of those cases of loyalty to the colonialists based on warrior culture on one side and divide et impera on the other side.
When I went to Amsterdam, the best hashish was the Nepalese cream.. is it common to use it among nepalese?
I've always liked the Nepalese because of our history with the Gurkhas. I'm not sure what Nepalese feelings are towards the UK though
>>66884243
Kathmandu's a valley. Supposedly a huge ass lake once. So yeah, pretty low. Philippines, eh? What's there like?
>>66884944
Geographically opposite of your country. Coast lines everywhere, fuckton of islands (7,107 including uninhabited)
>>66884515
The war went like 300 but with a happy ending for the underdogs. A warrior spirit and a better understanding of the terrain. We were holding them off pretty well but our shitty king at the time cut a horrible deal for us because he'd make tons from it. "Sugauli Sandhi". If I had my way, I'd tear it into a million pieces.
Britbros were impressed with our fighting so we Gorkhalis became Gurkhas.
>>66882147
It's true you took testicles from dead argie soldiers?
That's hardcore and a war crime I think
>>66884515
they were tough little buggers who hole up in the mountains and were a nightmare to dislodge so when we realized it was a fucking stupid idea trying to kill them we signed a treaty with their king and we offered to pay for their services in our army operating in India.
>>66884894
We like you toothless chavs. A whole lot better than burgers. English tourists are always viewed in a favourable light here. It's the Amerilards who complain about not having a McDonalds near the Durbar Square.
>>66884718
sorry, I've been neglecting my Hindi lessons
good thing you have no choice but to learn English
किश्त
>>66885139
So a densely populated Maldives?
>>66885323
>It's the Amerilards who complain about not having a McDonalds near the Durbar Square.
I remember seeing a KFC there, wouldn't that be enough for them?
>>66885290
>>66885144
>Same story. Different perspectives.
>>66885410
Hubble de bumdiddlerdindodindoreno?
Australamundingobumdiddicus
>>66885422
Only some part of the islands are densely populated. The rest are farmlands and beautiful countryside
>>66885538
Canada you try so hard. Why can't you just accept that you'll never bantz as good as Straya.
>>66882147
Will the Nepalese/Gurkas help when it becomes time to remove kebab?
>>66885410
Nepali and Hindi are miles apart, m8. Phonetics and grammar and hell, the words themselves. Original Nepali is even written differently.
And yeah, Britspeak is compulsory here.
And "Kisat"?
>>66885469
Indeed Imo the Nepalese are top tier folks in this country 100 times better than some of the other groups that decide they want to live here. The Hong Kong Cantonese are good lads too.
>>66885467
Apparently not. And it's dying anyway. Rotten meat, bland fucking taste and holy hell the price doesn't scale with the economy.
>>66885668
Got my khukuri thirsty for some nigger and mudslime blood.
>>66885564
Man, I'd love to travel there someday. Aren't you the guys with the huge ass terrace farms? And the Buddha statue?
>>66886097
Yes, I live near the terraces. Idk about buddha statue though, you might be mistaking us for cambodia or laos. We are a roman catholic country
>>66885605
thanks Bishal
>>66885829
yeah I think I was using a hindustani translator and I can't figure out grammar of romantic languages let alone asian.
It was supposed to be "checkmate"
good night Nepal, I'll see you but you won't see me
>>66882147
>colour sergeant
do they really give coloreds their own ranks? sounds a little racist
>>66885908
Nepalese are always hardworking. It's right in the culture. No welfrare and no handouts.
>>66886618
Teach me the ways of the shitpost before you leave, senpai.
>>66886871
,>Never heard of CSgt
It's a British Army thing. One rank above Sgt.
>>66886871
CSgts are about the same rank as staff Sgts its just because different regiments have different traditions for example there are no corporals in the Royal artillery they are called bombardiers and the Royal engineers have sappers instead of privates
