Keep it Authentic!
>Meeting with Germany today for new Euro trade deal – first ruined their country, now they want to ruin ours. They'd better watch out!
>Who the fucc up? Real president hours. If you me and you on yo grind you better SMASH that mother fuckin nuke button 100 100
>>66858945
>ISIS thinks they can smuggle oil into Turkey. Big mistake! USAF is en route!!!
>>66858945
>Tubby Merkel says we need to take refugees. They bring crime and threats. Dangerous!
>>66858945
>Eric here. With heavy heart I bring you terrible news -- My father has been assassinated. Take up arms. This ends here.
>>66858945
>Round of golf with Putin in Florida today. Great guy. Considering Mi-24s for our boys in the USAF with the Chiefs of Staff!
>Saudi prince throws temper tantrum after I tell off daddy's crooked deals. What a wimp!
>>66859112
kek
>Megyn Kelly stayed over at the White House last night. Showed her how big my hands really are.
>>66859419
>Just visited Hillary in club fed, she has a tattoo now. Bizzare. Hopefully she can convince Bill to come in for a conjugal. Sad!
>>66858945
>Israel is, and always has been a threat to the stability of the middle east. Very sad!
>>66860270
double kek
>visit with Mexico leaders today. Gave them the bill for wall. President was crying, yikes! Sorry pal, no borders = no country!
>I'm watching the tapes of Al-Baghdadis assassination now. Great stuff. #MAGA
>>66859419
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66861340
top kek
>Lying Ted Cruz voted against my healthcare bill. How stupid are the people of Texas who elected this maniac. Very sad!
>>66861018
This literally wouldn't happen.
>>66859536
One day.
