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>>66776221
Capitalism at work. People using fear to sell stupid ideas. It's awesome.
>>66776221
Are they in lockdown?
>>66776680
>Capitalism
>Not government throwing more money at a problem it created
>>66776747
I am fairly certain that this is a severe weather drill
>>66776703
Bulletproof mattress for school shootings.
Don't forget armor piercing rounds.
>>66776221
wat
>>66776819
Goddamn it. More proof our school system is run by complete retards.
>>66776221
Maybe the cots are more to provide psychological comfort to the children in time of a disaster? Kids generally like hiding under things when they feel scared.
Nice targets
>>66776819
Jesus, if only I could move. Then I might be able to get around these otherwise invincible bullet shields.
Those are protection blankets for tornadoes.
It is common procedure during a tornado to get everyone in the interior hallways, balled up on the floor like that, in US public schools.
are those level 3a? then they wont stop adam lanzas ar-15?
>>66777137
>need protection from tornadoes
>put a parachute on your back
????
Where would they get the matts in a real situation if they were in the middle of the hallway?
ITT - Europoors who didn't grow up with tornados.
>>66777241
It's bright orange padding. It'll protect against some /light/ debris, and it'll probably make the kids easier for rescue workers to find.
>>66777241
Have you seen what a tornado does to a building? A few broken windows and everything in the hallway gets shredded into hamburger. That cover has the potential to prevent a lot of injury.
>he doesn't know schools secretly train children to adopt a phalanx formation with bulletproof blankets to fend off intruders
Fucking aussies man
>>66776221
holy shit. I remember doing that exercise in school for practice if a tornado or earthquake hit and always thought it was fucking stupid as fuck. Why is the same "safety" practice for shooting, earthquake, tornadoes and nukes all the fucking same? I have a feeling that there's a deeper reasoning like a diabolical plot of control, that they want to make every student they get their hands own knows how it feels to cower down with their ass in the air
>>66776806
My mistake, then. I thought those were bullet resistant kevlar sheets for kids to hide under if a shooter barged in.
>>66776221
>killer walks up to them
>shoots them in the side
>killer accidentally hits the bullet proof vest, the kid screams in pain and lets go of the vest, the next bullet gets them
>>66777241
What the fuck are you talking about? The US has thousands of tornados each year silly britbong.
>>66776221
>killer just takes bulletproof blanket
>killer now is armored
At least hiding under you desk in a nuclear war wouldn't directly hurt your chances of survival by somehow making the nuke more dangerous. Fucking shit, this is on another level from that stupidity.
>>66776806
>lead hail is now classified as 'severe weather' in burgerland
Jesus Christ, you guys...
>>66778789
Also
Bullet resistant*
Just so I don't tickle anyone's autism.
>>66776221
oh lawdy
>>66776221
I would never ever go shoot out a school. But if I ever did, i would aim for faggot wearing this just to prove how idioti they are.
>>66779555
Right?
>>66776221
Don't ask. Like Jeff Golblum and Kevin Bacon, we thought they would good ideas, they even almost made their place but..
Who am I talking about?
You niggers, it's for tornado drills to prevent glass from hitting them.
>>66776806
If it's for weather why are they doing it right next to heavy lockers which would fall and crush them?
>>66778898
Kek
>>66782001
Lockers are heavily bolted to walls.
>>66776221
whats wrong britcuck? are they praying to your new god incorrectly?
>>66777941
government handouts for every little psychological drill they give to kids. the government depends on a society that is afraid of its own shadow.
>>66778898
You need to make Austria great again by bringing back guns.
it's for tornadoes you dinguses. most tornado injuries are caused by flying debris, not structure collapse.
fucking straya
Did you know that when you grow up in a tornado-prone area, tornadoes are often features of your nightmares, as the xanxiety-causing main element?
Is this a retard thread
This is a tornado drill.
>>66778898
>>66782245
have many lockers was african-americanized before they did that?
>>66785122
I think worst Austria has you beat in 'things featuring in nightmares'. When I was there I had a giant fucking spider try and climb up my asshole while on the shitter and something that looked like a very decrepit nigger with an incredibly flat head spit at me because I was 'too blond'.
I thought they were praying islam kek
>>66778898
kek
