You are on a plane with Debbie Wasserman Schultz, and Reince Priebus. The Engine fails at 27,000 feet 1 hour into the flight, you have 2 parachutes, 1 for yourself, and 1 for either of the 2 passengers.
who lives.
>>66736118
Take both parachutes.
>Debbie Wasserman Schultz
Wikipedia entry says "jew" 28 times
>Reince Priebus
Wikipedia entry says "jew" 0 times
I'll save Priebus I suppose
>Shultz
Who the fuck do you think I'm going to pick?
>>66736197
/thread
Gotta have a backup.
>>66736118
the pilot his worth is much greater
Crash the plane with no survivors.
I
>>66736197
good one
what you guys think of the media spin on this beauty, left is from vogue mag, and right is real life. disgusting
Throw one parachute out and take the other
Fuck em both
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>>66736118
"You guys go ahead. I'll just wait here."
>>66736118
The pilot.
>>66736305
Underrated post
Reince is an incompetent dolt while DWS is a subversive kike commie. Ill save the fag with the gay name.
>>66736197
First post best post.
>>66736922
>>66736555
your the pilot
>>66736118
Sacrifice myself for the betterment of government, give them both the parachutes, salute, die defending democracy.
Saying this as a democrat, I would give it to Priebus. If DWS was the RNC chairwoman, she would have already staged a fucking assassination attempt by now on Trump to keep him from threatening the establishment.
>>66737111
>giving your life for the heads of the political parties
>protecting democracy
Pick one
>>66736118
The pilot, obviously.
>>66736197
>>66736866
Good option
>>66736883
>>66737111
cuck option
>>66736610
best option
>>66736118
PUT ON PARACHUTE TAKE OTHER WITH YOU FUCK THEM BOTH
>>66736118
The pilot.
>>66737576
>>66738063
your the pilot numbskull
>>66737079
You're
>>66736610
You're a big guy
>>66736637
Clearly a secret jew
>>66739727
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>>66739883
Now watch me soulja boy
Priebus. But in the 3 or so minutes as the plane stalls and begins to glide toward the ground, I convince him that he needs to let his voters decide who they want for president. I tell him I've had enough of his corrupt brokering of the united states of america and its politicians. He will get the parachute only if agreeing.
He'll agree to save his life, but he will reneg on it as soon as he lands on the ground. Because he's Rience Priebus. but there will be one less cunt in the world.
>>66736118
>fucking with aspect ratios
Kill yourself.
I give them the parachutes. Then I land the plane safely. I use the news coverage to show the events as an example of the cowardice and corruption in this country. I proclaim myself as a Trump/Cruz vice-presidency pick.
I present myself as a man who actually took action and saved lives. (Rather than abusing the heroics of others abroad.) I didn't jump from a plane in distress (potentially allowing the plane to crash into buildings like Hillary's husband and the Bush family did.)
If elected I will give this speech...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXsoakk3GRk
