What went wrong?
Booger
He stood against the God Emperor.
So his campaign was cast into the Warp.
He's a slimy fuck who seems like he's lying even when he's telling the truth. He's like a minor character on The West Wing who they had to turn into a major plot point because Alan Alda had a commitment and they had to write filler episodes for a whole season.
"Eating Boogers was a mistake" - Ted Cruz
What happened is that he's Ted cruz.
>>66716349
He's way too extreme. He is so far right I sometimes wonder if his entire career is satirical.
>>66716349
He was never a viable candidate to begin with. He might have stood a chance if he was running in 2000 when the evangelical vote mattered.
>>66716577
Wow.
I still don't get why all the neocons keep saying the establishment hates him more than Trump.
>>66716349
Being born in Canada for starters.
>>66716577
Checking that epic simile.
>>66717104
Its probably part of the narrative to make him seem like an outsider. Rubio was trying to paint himself that way too: "The establishment told me to wait my turn, it's not my time to run for president yet."
>>66716349
This behavior might be acceptable in Canada, but here in America we eat burger, not boogers.
"9/11."
This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN1IXDrXgV0
Without Cruz, how will the Globalists get us to die in the middle east for Israel?
How will the conservatives continue to conserve Marxism?
It's sad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2ZVihACwQ0
Muh Israel
>>66718362
Gets me every time
>be bought and paid for jew shill
>surprised when people dont like for you
People vote with their gut and everyone knows deep down that he is crooked
>>66716349
Anyone have the rubio version of this?
>>66716349
Funny how all of the #Cruzmissle shills are silent.
Where you at, shills?
>>66718362
#BoogerGate
Absolutely disgusting.
>>66716349
He said he wants to get rid of the IRS. What kind of idiot would state that publicly?
>>66718362
whatcha eatin rato
>>66716349
>wife works for Goldman Sachs
>run for president
He can rot in hell for all I care.
>>66719676
The Cruzmissiles are faggoty Berniefags, who are also getting BTFO. By Shillary.
You left/right extremist fuckers will never win.
>>66716349
Mitt endorsed him over Trump. Forever exposing him as the establishment's controlled opposition.
