http://strawpoll.me/7032346
thoughts?
>>66703759
>North Korea sending threats and trying to intimidate people
Nothing new here. They've threatened to nuke the US in the past, they always try to make themselves look good and tough. Probably talking out their ass.
>>66704700
i always figured they were afraid their nukes would malfunction in midair and that they'd accidentally nuke themselves :)
he should prove it..
>>66705330
we should show him how a real nuke works
just ring ring 'hey china can we nuke north korea'
'o yaaaa america san good cartoons'
and then we nuke them
>>66706114
>hey China, is it cool if we destroy that attack dog of a buffer zone you have against us?
China is the only reason NK exist.
>>66706552
naaaaaaa china chill
I'm struggling to understand his tactics, with every statement he makes he's just giving the allies more legal reasons to take preemptive action against him.
>>66707688
i'm gonna stop posting like a retard for a sec to ask this:
what is your opinion on russia's statement made to north korea?
do you think north korea will actually be abandoned by its allies?
what will china do if western nations are pressed into taking preemptive action?
>>66707688
well they need to man up and do it already, im tires of all this foreplay
>>66707971
It's a pretty valid statement by Russia, it's not like they want a major war going on there.
What allies do they even have now anyway? China and Russia just seem to put up them, and that's even starting to wear down.
Nothing, they would rather take out Un and replace him with somebody more stable.
>>66708481
yea, thats what i hope
china and russia seem to me to be more "responsible" nuclear powers
a chinese puppet state in NK seems like the best solution to me, but again i obviously am not a geopolitical genius
>>66708006
>man up
>about time
Obama wants him to strike first so a lot of americans die before he has to strike back, he hopes at least a big city of value like SF to blow up to speed up Islam conquest.
>>66709689
this is the only reason i care about nukes
i live in Los Angeles
someone botted your poll.
just use poal.me next time
>>66711033
i have it on good authority its actually the norks norking up my poll
>>66712731
literally a cartoon bomb
>>66712731
he looks so adorable in those outfits
like a fluffy bear
>>66704700
>atlantic
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/08/russia-warns-north-korea-nuclear-strike
habbening
>>66712965
its needs acme stenciled onto it
Good, I hope they blow this shit hole up.
Please stop with NK threads.
NK is a toothless dog. It's all bark no bite. It's been doing that for DECADES. It isn't going to change. Get over it. Really. Just because YOU are alive now it doesn't mean that it's any different now. It isn't.
>>66713735
stop flapping ur neo nazi privilege around
>>66713735
no fun allowed
>>66703759
He's like a real-life Bond villain except that he sucks at it.
>>66703759
DO IT FAGGOT!!
>>66714322
so hes dr. Evil?
>>66713158
>implying Ching Chong Un is smart enough to realize that Earth is a sphere, when North Koreans just have maps because they're too poor to afford globes
Nah, he doesn't realize that he can reach the US by going east. He'll launch a nuke northwest and if it misses it'll land either in the Atlantic or in the Middle East.
>if it lands on Israel shit will get VERY real
>>66714322
i feel like kim would've been a really good fat asian buddy if he was an american asian
like just imagine how crazy fun he'd be to chill w/
>>66704926
You can just see it can't you. It shoots straight up, turns in midair, and falls right back down to nuke the launch site.
Great success!
>>66714729
literally turns in midair too
not even talking about momentum or wind's effect on it or anything
just straight turns over and rams that cartoon nuke straight into that tight missile hole
mm
>>66714635
Kind of what pops into my head whenever I hear about him in the news.
>>66707971
Just keep your and your satellite states's shit as far as you can away of our borders.
N Korea useful only while S Korea is American puppet. United Korea is a state with American bases on our border. If S Korea will become independent I think it's better to enslave N Koreans and unite both Koreas. But it seems unreal, because fucking east asians(japs, koreans) can do nothing without white master after WW2.
I really wish a nigga would. If shit goes down though, the real threat is their Cold War era artillery aimed at Seoul. Or at least, that's a threat to Koreans. All those smol Korean girls...
>>66704926
Or something like this.
>>66715477
Also stop starting fucking wars. Enough. We tired to rake your shit.
Up until recently I've defended Kim and NK because despite all his bluster he hasn't really harmed anyone except (sort of) by accident. If you compare him to the Western leaders of a 50 or 100 years ago, he's a pretty cool guy.
But he's crossed a line now, and unless we're sure he's bluffing he has to go. We need to use tactical nukes against his missile sites, fly hundreds of commandos into Pyongyang, and mount an invasion of the coast in such a way that his troops will be forced to move away from the DMZ.
If they attack SK we'll have to nuke them also, but I don't think they will. They have to know better.
In any case I still hold onto hope that Kim is indeed sane, and that privately he has assured the West that this is indeed more bluster.
Is there even much Russian shit at the North Korean border? Either way I hope my country isn't pants on head retarded and does anything there. Who knows, maybe Russian/American exercises can happen again.
>>66703759
Big deal, any ICBM strike they can muster won't be numerous enough for any modern military to have issues intercepting
If anything they should just use their underground artillery batteries to bombard Seoul with nuke tipped shells instead of going m-muh nukes
>>66703759
Korea claims to have a three-inch dong.
>>66717566
hi kim
>>66717813
no they dont, its proven
>>66703759
DO IT FAGGOTS
LETS ROCK AND ROLL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
>>66718630
It's Zhang to you, Bubba
>>66719866
sorry
also why have u gotten 2 sets of 6-dubs
It's hilarious to me how a country with such a specific target for strategic nuking threatens to nuke first.
>>66720100
I'm only 66% satan, so check em
>>66720222
you can't nuke north korea
>>66720362
sry poreboar
>>66720399
Trips beat dubs. Nice try though, wanna-be toothpaste.
>>66720584
how do you want nuke korea if vladivostok so close.
>>66703759
I'm just scared they might push it too far and give an excuse to the NWO to destroy the only political project worth watching for signs of success.
>>66720845
I think you need to do some research on nuclear bombs and wind patterns.
>>66721063
I think you should be prepared if we decide to nuke mexico, canada or detroit as an answer.
>>66721403
Detroit please.
Fuck it we should just do that ourselves.
most probably not.
China keeps a close eye on this crazy retarded buffer nation.
His threats are China'a way of saying "hey , I can't control my retard child, he could nuke you but it wouldn't be my fault, wink wink"
>>66712731
Doesn't look exactly aerodynamic, it's literally the musket ball version of a bullet
>>66712731
No joke, I thought this was an old picture featuring kim jong il and I was wondering why it was posted.
