How was your day today, /pol/? Mines been okay...
>wake up at 4 am
>have to get to work 3 hours early or my boss will fire me
>no unions are allowed under penalty of death
>jump into the shower
>faulty water lines spew toxic sludge on me
>"God bless the free market" I say and scrub my obese body
>pop a few Jimmy Dean's All American Breakfast Slammer BurgersTM into the microwave
>catch some news while I dry off
>"Today another black teen was killed in the street. Officers say he brandished a lollipop in a threatening manner. They were given raises and the Congressional Medal of Honor for their bravery"
>eat food and get into my truck
>work is a 2 hour, 1,7000 mile drive
>have to stop for gas 3 times
>listen to the radio
>"Young Thugga's latest track, 'Kill de White Man' has gone triple platinum"
>get to work finally
>arrive just on time
>security cameras and TSA search me before I can go inside
>work for a few hours
>boss calls me into his office
>he tells me I'm being fired and introduces my replacement
>he's an illegal immigrant, I have to train him before I leave today
>dude speaks no english, gets paid $0.50 a day
>try to show him the finer points of accounting over the next 5 hours
>lunch break was denied
>no breaks allowed at all
>finally about to go home
>hear a scuffle by the door
>Cletus, who was fired a week ago, came back with a fully automatic rifle (legally bought)
>he's spraying the place with completely legal gunfire
>office mates start clapping
>they get gunned down when they stand to applaud
>duck out the back door
>drive the 1,7000 miles back home
>try to fill up
>out of money
>boss forgot to pay me again, but what can I do, it's capitalism :^)
>decide to walk home
>cops stop and search me because walking is illegal
>try to run
>start having a heart attack
>get shot by the police
>they leave me for dead in the street
>woke up 30 minutes ago
>stumble back home
>forgot I was out of Hot Pockets
>fuck
What about you, /pol/?
Am I being detained?
>>66682041
>fully automatic
Have you ever tried bettering your life?
>>66682041
That sucks, I went out to lunch and then read a book outside. It's pretty warm out. Might have a beer later and kick back.
>Wake up
>Worked out
>Remembered the Jews are behind everything
>Another day ruined again
>>66682651
Sleep Tight Critters
>>66682041
Get the fuck out of my country.
Kek OP's day is already over and it's not even late afternoon yet, you literally have no life. Go out with some friends to a bar or something, oh wait, that would be implying you have friends to go out with.
Anyway kys
>>66682651
Like the text. Like the pic. Love the post.
>>66682041
>anti libertarians are also mike brown "he din du nuffin" supporters
well theres a surprise
>>66682041
I wonder how much deporting 11 million illegals would affect USA’s employers? Those who employ foreigns would certainly hate it and lose a lot of money, and that's why Trump and Bernie are not very different. They want the same thing: better salaries and employment for everybody, but Trump plans to do that in a more natural way, while Bernie will just forcefully use the power of the State to achieve such things. But back to my question, I suspect that it would cause an inflation, although it wouldn't make a big difference in people's lives. The richer wouldn't mind it, the poorer would have better paying jobs to pay for it.
>>66682829
>Drinking Jew Juice
Serviced a skidsteer and cooked a spaghetti bolognese. Pretty comfy tbqh.
>>66682041
>work is a 2 hour, 1,7000 mile drive
Its takes at least 2 hours for ~200 miles.
>>66683615
I mean 150 miles.
>Go to work
>Work is all done by noon but nobody goes home
>Everyone is ready to go, nobody is actually working
>Nothing would changed if every left now, but nobody leaves
>I could be playing vidya or lifting right now
>but I can't go home
>>66682041
>woke up in my 19th century chateau
>did some guilding on the staircase
>got an audtion in london playing king henry the 8th on a bbc show
>dad transfered 2 gs in my fun acount
>bently arrives tomorrow
>deciding with dad on whether to get a 964 911 or a 991
>go smoke a cigar by my lake
>watch some Psysch
>eat nesquick cereal
>feed my chickens and geese
>look at lotus elise prices
>think about my trust fund
>go on pol for a right wing circle jerk
god bless capitalism :)
>>66682041
>wake up at 2pm
>girlfriend is already at work
>fuck off on 4chan for an hour
>add a logo to an illustration
>receive $250 USD
>play Doom the rest of the day
>will probably go to the bar when my gf gets off work
Pretty standard tbqh
>>66684715
M8 you are on the fast track to getting cucked
>>66685668
How so?
