>be american
>go to school
>get shot at by beta
>run to tell the police
>get shot at by police
>campaign against police brutality
>get shot at by blacks
>run and go home and relax and play my Xbox
>Xbox is wiretapped
>They find out where I live
>Get shot and killed
>>66678132
>be british
>choke on my own disgusting yellow anglo teeth
>die
>>66678132
>be British
>spend all of my free time making threads about a country that barely thinks of me
P-pls n-notice me.
>>66678132
>be British
Enough said
>Be British
>Life is great
>be american
>go to school
>surprise duel
>faster on the draw
>be successful american
>spread seed and fill the next generation with natural quickdraw shooters
>>66678132
>British
>go to school
>get stabbed by Ahmed
>run to tell the police
>can't fight back, too scared
>campaign for better racial relations
>get stabbed by Muslims
>run and go home and relax and play my Xbox
>Need license for it
>Police find out where I live
>get tickled and die
>>66678953
>fast shooter children duel each other in school
>ones with the least hesitation survive
>they breed, rinse and repeat
>go to war with European Union which has taught its subjects to fear all guns for generations
>agree to neutrality-with-concessions towards the Swiss if they agree to not protect the caliphate plus provide refuge for non-browneyed children
>WWIII starts in Germany then spreads to the second Ottoman empire
>>66678132
>be British
>see freedom
>"these grapes probably suck anyway"
>>66679195
Kek
>>66679195
>Americans implying British countries have high amounts of minorities.
>Be 60% white.
>$19 Trillion debt.
>Only reason they are relevant now is the presidential debate.
>America is pretty much a meme now...
>>66678132
>be lithuanian
>nothing happens
>>66682699
Why would a presidential debate gain the world's attention if America wasn't relevant?
Of course America is a meme, meme's aren't a bad thing.
>Be American
>brewing lite beer
>hear knock on door
>LAPD oh shit
>forgot to buy license to distil
>shot to death for having too much freedom
>>66683666
You say you are relevant but you admit to being a meme. To be honest Scotland is only relevant due to our famous history and that it pretty much it, so I can't say shite.
>be dog
>owner asks gun related question on Laotian sock puppet website
>FBI kicks door down
>get shot
