What's the first thing you would do if you woke up tomorrow and you were black?
>66666666
Tell my dad
steal a bike
>>66676200
measure my dick
>>66676200
muh dick
>>66676200
Find where the white women at
chimpout
>>66676200
>live in a country with equal rights, continue living as i do now
>>66676200
Kick them ass.
Paint myself white again.
>>66676200
Fiki fiki
>>66676450
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Seriously though, I would probably go shoot some hoodlums, since I can blend right in as a young boy who dindunuffin
>>66676552
This
>>66676200
wonder why my dick got 3" smaller
Personally I would speak out against all BLM and black activism bullshit and insist that black people's problems are caused by black people and no one else, and that it's our responsibility to pull ourselves out of the racial entitlement hole that makes people hate blacks in the first place.
Enjoy my life as everyone treats me special to prove they aren't racist
>>66676200
I would kill myself
Collect welfare
>>66676200
Couldn’t handle it ;_;
get lynched by locals
>>66676200
Locate the Caucasian females
vote for Bernie Sanders
>>66676200
Lynch myself to start the race war.
>>66676200
Become a criminal overlord. Dress like a gangsta, apply for socialbux, enjoy life.
Nothing would change
Apply to Harvard for my free MBA and then rake it in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8EwzisBEHc
>>66676200
Celebrate the 5th of december and hand out pepernoten to the kids.
>>66676200
move to sweden and take advantage.
Kill myself
>>66676200
check the size of my dick
Collect all my free shit, then get a cushy diversity job.
Then use my race to shit talk blacks and counter their victim narrative.
>>66676200
Tell everyone about my big dick.
Crip walk to the corner shop for some biscuits.
Start murdering white trans people in the name of BLM.
Start the degenerate civil war.
>>66676200
cratch my ass and smell my fingers then show them to the rest of my "family"
>Make super hot disc
>rape couple of white girls for the lolz
>Get shot by other black people in da hood
>call the cops for help
>get shot by the cops
>>66676200
Be a good person and publicly appear at Trump rallies just to fuck with people.
>>66680071
do you have to be black to do that?
>>66680189
get fuck out of here cuckroach , and take ur 9 wiv es and 81 children
>>66680796
>A Brazilian guy is mocking me
Oh my sides hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah
>>66676200
Find more blacks and kill them. Then eventually myself.
>tfw your last name is "Black"
>>66676200
Bring back vaudeville.
>>66680770
>argentina
Question answered
>>66676200
Go to Germany or Sweden for some ficki ficki
>>66676200
Rape a ton of young white teens
Go on a shooting spree, pop a couple of cops, finish off with an elementary school yard shooting
Get arrested, photographed and put in jail
Next day wake up white again, ask why I am in jail, get a lawyer, video show a black guy committing all those crimes and look I'm white
>>66676200
Immediately start whining, demand gibs, not raise my kids, commit crimes, get shot and die. My family would then tell everyone how I was a good boy and get more gibs.
>>66676400
In this scenario, you're black. You don't know your dad.
>>66676200
Fuck bitches.
Get a job and goto school and make sure to flaunt my blackness
