There once was a boy named Pajeet
Who searched for the DESIGNATED street
But he got lost in the city
Which made him feel shitty
Until he spied Pooja the Pretty
Pajeet's sphincter was crying
But his love was undying
So he abducted his love
And to the floor he did shove
With Pajeet looming above
"It's time for a dicking!"
Pajeet yelled with glee
"Please no!" screamed Pooja
Who attempted to flee
But Pajeet's needs were dire
In his bowels burned a fire
So he whipped out his Peter
Which was a whole centimeter
And thrust it in Pooja's beaver
Pooja screamed and pleaded
But Pajeet got what he needed
She smelled strongly of curry
And her whole body was furry
But Pajeet was not one to worry
Pajeet came with a monstrous howl
The ecstasy he felt unplugged his bowel
He showered his bitch
With a torrent of shit
Making: a toilet witch!
>>66656893
seriously why do they shit so much?
>>66656893
Just like my steaks, well done.
Also, DESIGNATED
10/10
>>66656893
Designated.
>>66656893
Nice.
>>66656893
KEK
>singletear
>>66657058
Fuck yeah burnt steak
Also, SHITTING
>>66656893
Beautiful
Well if you're going to rape someone you may as well poo on them too
High quality shitpost
>>66656893
10/10.
POO IN LOO
>"...who also suffered from a fear of cockroaches..."
Is that really important to the rest of the story?
>>66656893
I see you are making excellent use of that liberal arts degree.
>>66657827
Sure it is
>>66656893
God damn my sides. Well done Great Britain!
>>66656893
All time classic /pol shit-post. Literally a shit post.
Where can I download and keep for posterity these legendary threads?
>>66656893
Picking on India is getting old; give it up
>>66658384
fuck off pajeet
>>66656893
Pooja and Pajeet...
Its like a fairy tale.
>>66656893
What song would these lyrics go best with?
>>66657827
It is if you like metaphors,
Pooja was cursed to be a toilet witch because Pajeet couldent find the designated street in time.
>>66656893
I fucking laughed out loud reading the title.
>The girl, who Sivakumar said also suffered from fear of cockroaches
Why the fuck is this relevant information?
>>66658384
I disagree. This pooja tale is breathing new life into the poo-in-loo epic.
>The horrifying assault took place a day before International Poo in Loo Day
You can't make this shit up.
>>66656893
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/03/08/asia/india-teen-rape/index.html
>>66658775
i read it to the tune of old mother hubbard
>>66659126
sleep tight Don Roach
>>66658384
I think it's quite charming
>>66656893
> TFW pajeet mistakes the meme....
> suppose to be 'poo in loo' not 'poo in Sue'
> TFW /pol/ is responsible for the ravaging and defecation on poor Sue
>>66656893
I'm going to hell for laughing.
Oh god, have we seriously meme magic'd the POO IN LOO memes into reality?
>International Poo in Loo day.
Vocaroo when?
>>66656893
BTW here's the original article: http://edition.cnn.com/2016/03/08/asia/india-teen-rape/index.html
Somewhat less lulzy.
>>66656893
TOP LAUGHTER
>>66656893
4/10
That last paragraph needs work
>>66657344
WOMEN
