/pol/ I am craving a smoke, please call me a bitch and tell me not to smoke, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Do you need help?
I have some pdf's to show you the properly way to end your life.
>>66631470
I am trying to quit smoking so I don't end my life, I started when I was 16 because I thought it was cool, it's not and I'm gay.
>>66631338
If you drink .5L of bleach it will completely erase your desire to smoke.
Hope this helps.
>>66631562
You're free to do whatever you want, anon.
>>66631338
If you repeat "praise Trump" as a mantra, the urge to smoke will subside.
The only thing you're gonna smoke is my cock.
>>66631338
Just think about how good it will feel.
I'm sure you can smoke one cigarette and that's it, right? You're an adult.
HRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
FUCKING SMOKES ARE EVIL, THEY ARE TINY AMERICAN DICKS, EVERYTIME YOU SMOKE YOU ARE SUCKING AN AMERICAN DICK, NEVER AGAIN.
It's fine, just think of the instant satisfaction of having a smoke right now. The heat in your lungs... the taste... its gonna be fine dude.
>>66631773
Yesss.... good goy... smoke the cigarette....
>>66631338
>>66631788
Just take one drag, I'm sure it'll help
>>66631945
no, fuck you guys, worst support group on the planet.
>>66631338
As humans every decision we make is based on cost and reward. You and I both know the cost of having the smoke is much greater than the reward, and the only reason you may not believe that right now is because you are in withdrawal with alters your thinking and judgement. Don't worry, we're all in this together.
Don't think about it.
There's literally no other way around it than quit cold turkey.
>>66631562
Just be conscious of what you're doing next time you smoke. Take in the senses and think about it. It wont cure you but it will make quitting a bit easier.
>falling for the addiction jew
You guys are retarded, I can literally pick any addictive substance and drop it in an instant.
>>66631945
>>66631773
Being Israeli must make trolling /pol/ easy.
I'm going to just hide in my bathroom and vape a little, vaping makes my lungs feel like shit as well. All this dildo puffing is stupid.
>>66631338
smoke? what do you mean? you don't smoke.
>>66632252
Very, I am truly blessed
But he shouldn't make such useless threads on a board that is already barely functioning. Generally I'm here for political discussion/circlejerking
>>66632374
Yeah fair enough, 90% of /pol/ is just shit posting nowadays anyway.
>>66631338
Listen to this song to not smoke
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/demon-nigger-69
>>66632432
>straya
>shitposting about le shitposting board
checks out
>>66632252
yeah, imagine being the aussie shitposter behind israel proxy
>>66632481
worst part is, everything i said is true
>>66631338
Why would you not want a smoke? Smoking's great. I think more people should smoke.
>>66632530
Good goy....
>>66631338
Fuck you anon.
I smoked for 8 years. I quit six weeks ago but im having heart problems. Im getting angina i didnt have before and my fucking jaw hurts.
Smoking may have killed me already. Im 25
>>66631338
Don't
>>66631338
Suck it the fuck up, I gave up smoking cold turkey for Lent no problems.
>>66631338
SMOKE WEED LMAO
>>66631338
HOLY FUCKING FUCK /pol/ ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LET THIS SLIDE?
STOP JABBERING ABOUT SMOKING (unlessyouaresmokingflourideorchemtrailsorsomething) FOR ONE FREAKING SECOND AND WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!?!?!?
>>66631338
Typical leaf. Weak!
