ITT: Banter olympics.
Everyone represents their flag while they try to outbanter other flags and gain keks and zozzles.
>>66624806
>be Netherlands
>get flooded
>>66624806
hi russia
>>66624806
>A
>FUCKING
>GLOB OF AQUAFRESH
>>66624806
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>>66624958
Lookie here the 3 gayest countries in the world in the same thread?
Is this the gay gangbang board?
>>66624958
Are you posting because achmed is fucking your girlfriend?
>>66625114
>Be Australian
>Driving in the desert
>Abbo stops your car
>Get robbed
>Get sued for racism cuz you didnt offer him the car
>>66624955
>Be Amerifat
>Get circumcised
>>66624958
hey sven how's it feel knowing the future mother of your children is currently swallowing achmed's load
I'd bring some quality bantz but; I'm neutral and have no sense of humor.
>>66625831
>mfw weed man put a literal weed leaf on your flag
>>66624806
Hey Fuckface Von Clownstick, no one wants to a part of your shitty aquafresh propaganda
>>66625114
How does it feel to be the descendant of the aborted human waste of Britain?
>>66626630
DUDE
>>66624958
SWEDEN YES
EMBRACE MULTICULTURALISM
I LOVE GLORIOUS NATION OF CHINA. WITH SUCH PROGRESSIVE VALUES AS KIDNAPPING FOR POLITICAL GAIN.
THIS POST IS SIMPLY A JOKE. I TRULY DO NOT BELIEVE THAT CHINA HAS COMMITTED ANY CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY.
fuck off cunts dont even try compare
>>66629999
Oh fuck the Emus just dropped the quads
>>66625114
You want bang ladyboy!? You dirty man! You no better than dog on streets!
>>66630087
Atleast emus dont shoot up schools, burger ;)
>>66624806
>pic related
>>66627363
How does it feel like breathing but noxious mist?
>government/shill attempt at learning our memes after an unsuccessful thread of memetics inc..
>>66630930
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>>66624958
Americans are at a disadvantage in this game. We don't really know anything about any of you 3rd world countries.
Everybody follows U.S. news. Totally unfair.
>>66631377
Maybe if your rolls of fat stopped blocking the radio waves from coming in, you'd be able to learn something.
>>66631502
>radio waves
What is this 1930?
Who the fuck uses radio signals anymore??? I don't even own a radio.
Call me in 70 years when you guys develop cheeseburger technology.
>>66625386
This is depressingly bad.
>be Britain
>invent everything
>have it stolen
>lose empire
>invent banter to cheer self up
>nobody can take this from us
We invented banter, sorry chaps. You may only reply to this post if your country invented banter.
>>66626992
Queer
>>66631377
>calls other countries 3rd world
>15 trillion in debt
apex fef
>>66631620
>muh Islamic Golden Age
>be me
>nazis in the goverment
>be me
>control the media
>everyone else is too much of a sheeple to suspect me
Feelsgoodman
>be Australian
All of your countries are absolute shit but mine and I have the hard data to back it up.
Pic related
>>66624958
Sweden = gay
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>be belgium
>Denmark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4EbZarhhIY
>>66632048
>be USA
>find shady, unsourced data that someone made on MSPaint
>it says my country is great
>dick gets hard
>"oh boy my country is SO FUCKING GREAT HNNNG"
>new banter thread in /pol/
>"OHHHH I WILL SHOW THOSE EUROKEKS THAT MY COUNTRY IS SO GREAT YES YES USA GREAT YESSSS"
>start stroking dick
>"USA GREAT USA GREAT MURICA OHHHHH YESSSSS"
>press 'post'
>cum all over your USA flag collection
>"ohhhh I sure showed them that my country is the greatest
>get shit at the next high school shooting
>>66632281
*shot
Fuck
>>66632281
>Jewish """""""""""banter"""""""""""
>>66632281
THE JEWS ARE ACTUALLY RIGHT
>>66632200
Be what?
>>66632281
>Israel being this ass-mad that they have both the worlds lowest BCI and RII
>>66632281
>Be Israel
>Realize everyone is catching on to Jewish tricks
>Realize we gave you your country just waiting for Mudslimes decimate you
>Commit war crimes and claim whoever points them out is anti-semitic
>Know the world hates us so badly we have to have Samson Option
Go jerk off on your shekels kike
