A woman is like a sports ball. In her teens, it's basketball, boys jump high trying to win her. In her 20s, it's rugby, the men fight hard for her. In her 30s, it's golf, they want distance from her. After 40, it's dodgeball.
>>66624655
i wish i hadn't read that
>Shitpost
>Australia
Checks out.
>>66624655
FW:FW:FW:RE:FW:FW:RE:RE:rE
>>66624655
/b/ased shit post croc Dundee, thankyou
>>66625007
>>66627664
It's not a shitpost you fags. Stop idolizing women. He's right.
i dont see how most women will be all these things at once
>>66624655
>not having a well-aging Asian woman
>>66624655
Old bitches are disgusting
Revolting in looks and character
>>66624655
Milf and cougars are my fetish
They're like grip balls after 40
But dodgeball is fun, unlike women
>>66624655
B A S E D
>>66624655
Who the fuck is this whore?
>>66624655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0
You're a tremendous faggot.
>>66628796
>Being a race-mixer
Kill yourself
Dodgeball was the SHIT in highschool, nothing like slamming that awkward kid in the face and watching his reactions. Some days you felt like neo and dodged some impossible shit as well.
>"""""rugby""""
>>66629148
Claire Abbot
I know so many of these girls all because anons post them so damn much. It surprises me to see someone who doesn't know her by now.
Ya know, white girls could age well if they simply fixed their diet and maintained excercise regimens. But mainly diet. Look at asian girls, why do they look so youthful even older ones? Because their diets consist of lots of greens, onega3s, herbs, green tea, etc. not pizza and beer.
>>66624655
A woman is like a jeb bush. In her teens, jeb is pridicted to win without much of a fight. In her 20's lobbyists donate hard to the campaign. In her 30's jeb is falling behind in the polls. After 40, he drops out and kills himself.
>>66629545
>Thanks. Hardcore newfag here.
>>66624655
Idea has merit.
>mfw when dating 25 year old
>have side of 34 year old and 40 year old.
desu, 25 year old has potential, however she is complete child when compared with 34 year old.
40 year old is completely fine and is fun to spend time with.
no obligations with any of them, although 25 year old starts to joke around about getting pregnant if we continue to have as much sex as we do. so it may be time to explain what no obligations means.
>>66630407
No one gives a fuck
What are you talking about?
By the time a woman is in her 40s, then you're in your 40s too.
Lots of men seperate from their partners in their 40s and end up hooking with other women in their 40s.
The bad thing is, that boys age even worse, so that's no option either.
Why even live?
>>66630407
I'm 24 and I've been going for a 29 yo woman
Bad move?
I just can't bear the retardedness of the women my age or younger
>>66632649
They don't get any less retarded, just a different kind of retarded.
>>66624655
I've found early 30's women to be ideal. 20 is too immature and fucking annoying. Nice bodies but everything else is shit. I can't tolerate women who are 18-24.
>>66624655
ya man
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/demon-nigger-69
>>66632649
Find one that has her shit in order and does not create drama. If so, you are golden.
Drama is fun either when you are 15 or just don't know what is good for you.
Worse thing you can do is get tangled up in it and invest your resources in managing it (remember, even time is a resource).
>>66632749
true, in my experience all of them have some kind of issues. even ones that have most of their shit in order. if shit they don't have in order does not bother you (at least in short time) why don't have a good time.
>>66625053
Heh...
>>66629534
such good times
I was an untouchable angel of death in dodgeball. I never tried to catch a ball once, just dodged everything.
Thanks Estoniabro I'm gonna try and find a dodgeball team but what have you got against rugby?
>>66624655
im 21 and I just started seeing a 36 year old. Ill never go back to 20 year somethings again, these women fuckin rock
>>66632992
Found the 30yo woman lol.
>>66633135
Nah. Many 30 year old women have their shit more together. 20 something is a fucking headache. I feel like I'm dealing with a toddler. Unless all you plan to do is fuck, they're unbearable. I know everyone on this board pretends like they're just hot manly chads that only hit it and quit it, but if you're going to spend ANY time with her outside of a one night stand, 30-35 is better. There's a point where how nice her body is has diminishing returns with how fucking annoying she is.
>>66633294
You're meant to bring up and guide a womans life with you, not fuck your mum.
That's just fucked up.
Enjoy your wife dying years before you.
>>66633294
>There's a point where how nice her body is has diminishing returns with how fucking annoying she is.
true. and there are (at least in my shithole of a country) quite a number of women who are 30-35 and have much nicer bodies then 20-25 year olds.
>>66624655
>A woman is like a sports ball.
you mean like a sports ball GAME. comparing her to the ball itself doesn't really follow.
>>66628796
>>66628796
fuck off race-mixer.
probably a fedora too with views like that. ew.
>>66633294
Finally a voice of reason.
>>66624655
when she is 50 we skin her and tan the hide to make footballs and the like.
>>66634726
And i thought you send her into the outback and let the sun do all work until she turns into an Abo.
>>66628796
This is a weabo myth.
In reality Asian women age horribly.
>>66635828
Very true, they all end up looking like total shit
>>66624655
Is that Claire?
>>66635828
Everyone ends up looking like shit.
5 years ago my manager was a hot 50 year old ~ today she is a grey haired old bag.
>>66624655
That's the reason the suicide rate is so high for women in their late 40s, early 50s. If they can make it to 60 they just don't give a fuck anymore. But the hotter you are when you're young, the more likely you are to kill yourself when you hit menopause.
>>66636417
>when you hit menopause
cant you eat some hormone tablets or smth?
>>66628796
>hey guys, this turd ages so well that it still looks like a turd at 50
>>66624655
Cheers cunt
