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I've never been on a date before /pol/.

When do I bring up the Jews?

How do you recommend broaching the subject?
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not on the first date

or the second

if politics come up by soemone else's doing and not your own, you can slowly shift the topic to the jews, but don't push it.
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I would not recommend bringing up "the Jews" under any regular social circumstance. Can you at least try to hide your power level a little bit?
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>>66617380
>Not bringing up the Jews before you ask her on a date?
You fucked up already op. Prepare to be cucked on your first date.
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>>66617380
Wear a condom the whole time. It'll be funny.
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>>66617380
as a conversation starter along with your views on niggers, spics and the cuckolding of germany and sweden. if you get a second date she's a keeper
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>>66617380
Whoa nigga, don't go full redpill you never go redpill on the first date. You gotta ease them into it. You don't tell the truth while they are still brainwashed. You gotta break the spell first and then ease them into it.
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>pol neckbeard
>having a date ever

good joke OP
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>>66617568
>taking this bait seriously
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FIRST ADVICE:
DO NOT ASK 4CHAN FOR DATING ADVICE. LEAVE RIGHT NOW.

Seriously, go ask reddit or something. Most people here are the last people you should be getting dating advice from.
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don't forgot to jerk off before you go out
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>>66617380
I usually bring up politics after a few drinks then it goes to the Jews then to the religion of peace
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>>66617380
> fuck her on the second date
> yell "HEIL HITLER", when you cumming inside her
> and start to casually talk about the jew problem, while snuggling with her...
See will understand it, and fall in love with you.
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>>66617380
Look, get this shit out of the way first. Assuming you're looking for a long term relationship or maybe even a wife. If you're just looking for a fling, then act blue pilled as fuck. Reveal your power level immediately, that way you wont end up wasting your time with some chick you can't tolerate unless she's naked, bent over and begging for some redpilled cawk.
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>>66617961
>some redpilled cawk
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Don't listen to these low test frigates. Women like men who are in touch with the political strata. Bring up the jews naturally in the course of discussing the election (a hot topic right now)

Then you can gradually ween her on heavier topics, casually bring out your smartphone (which should be STOCKED with /pol infographics)

End the date with a firm handshake and ask her to promise to think about what you talked about. Give her the post date corsage, and escort her home.

She'll be thinking of you the rest of the night, I guarantee it
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>>66617789
This.

Also always go for the kiss. Two things can happen

>works well and you got a gf/fuck
>doesn't work well and you got a good story for the lads
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>>66617775
>le everyone on 4chins is a fat autistic neckbeard like /a/ meme
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>>66617380
Bring it up when you are exclusive, not before.
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>>66617380
>first date
>when do I bring up the Jews?
Brilliant anon. I love you, but nobody else will.
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"So, how about them jews, bunch of whiners, right?"
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>>66618162
is that slowbeef
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>>66617380
>When do I bring up the Jews?

When she asks about your cock
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>>66617380
>talking about politics to girls
Do not do this. If she likes you, she will follow you.
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Wait for her to say deporting millions of people is logistically impossible, then accuse her of denying the Holocaust
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>>66617380

Just bring your nazi lighter with you. Have it fall out of your pocket at some point.

Laugh about it. Show it to her, see what she thinks.
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>>66617380
if you're learning to pedestalize women, you're not learning how to be jerkishly charming

you'll never go hang a girl's purse in a tree and then flash her a knowing smile after she hands it to you to hold for her "just for a second"

you'll never try to playfully push a girl into the puddles that she wants oh so desperately to avoid

you know, the kinds of emotional excitement girls find fun. That they find... irresistable.

you'll never be clever or caddish with women. every interaction will be one-note and stale. your dates will be like interviews:

her: “Why don’t you have a girlfriend?”
>the beta: "I'm just looking for the right girl for me. I'm trying to find the one girl I can be with forever. My soulmate, pretty much."
>the cad: "Just lucky, I guess." *giggle mysteriously or give a wink

her: "I like your clothes!"
>the beta: (extremely gracious for the compliment) "Thank you!!! I got them from Ross. Pretty cheap, if I say so myself."
>the cad: (grinning playfully) "Nice, I dig flattery."

her: "Did you miss me?"
>the beta: "I definitely did. I thought about X thing we did last week and it made me smile!"
>the cad: "I know you missed me." *grins


Try not to... oh... how do you kids say... "screw it up". Best of luck, my friend ;)
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Wait until they tell you they love you, then , you can pretty much say anything you want.

>implying i'm kidding.
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>>66622312
Did you mean Chad? Cause you fucked iy up three separate times there...
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>>66617380

Just jump up on the highest table and helicopter your dick, Works every time
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>>66617380
As soon as you possibly can, try bringing it up as you greet her or on the car ride
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