seriously, tell me one reason why you would ever want to go to paris:
-smells like raw sewage because they refuse to dig a proper system (muh catacombs)
-everyone there is either a french snob who hates the tourists or a tourist worth hating
-seven euros for a street crepe
honestly, worst city I've seen in Europe.
thoughts?
pic related, it's me
Wanna visit the Bataclan
>you can feel smug and laugh at frenchcucks
>blend in with local community, buy a white flag to show your french pride
>front row seat to Bataclan 2.0
What's not to like?
Son you're nuttin but neck ain't you
>>66616094
>honestly, worst city I've seen in Europe.
Athens is worse. Great historical monuments, but the actual city is horrific
>>66616603
Where his traps at?
I was there last year, the northern parts are literally africa.
>>66616094
>that neck
bruh df
>>66616094
The worst city in Europe is better than any city in North America tbqh. I dreamt of seeing Europe my entire life. Reading the histories of Europe and of all the historical places was like thinking about Wonderland as a child. North American cities are basically carbon copies of one another with barely one "attraction" that can hardly capture an ounce of appeal. Why Europeans. Why are you letting these savages destroy wonderland??!!!
It's giraffe fuks like you that make me hate this board
>>66616094
I didnt really care for paris when I went, France was too brown for my tastes.
I did like germany though, but I was there in 2006, and it was not a caliphate yet.
Sydney fucking sucked, Venice was awesome but reeked of shit, Seville was alright but reeked of shit, Amsterdam reeked of weed and cum.
>>66616094
LOOK DOWN, LOOK DOWN, DON'T LOOK THEM IN THE EYE
RUN, 24601, RUN.
>>66616094
French are fags and most murkans hate them and their snooty ass attitude. I would never go to france except as the last stop on the coming crusade
>>66616094
holy shit this neck has to be a shoop
>>66616094
>paris metro
>>66616094
it doesn't even look like you have a chin, its like a flesh log with a face and hair on it
seriously, tell me one reason why you would ever want to occupy paris:
smells like raw asspain because they keep losing wars (muh maginot line)
everyone there is either a french snob who hates the Germans or a jew worth burning
seven hundred thousand Reichmarks euros for a salad
honestly, worst city I've conquered in Europe.
thoughts?
pic related, it's me
>>66616094
>worst city in Europe
Cunt can you even into Glasgow?
>>66618976
keksimus maximus
used to live in Paris, it's overrated in a lot of ways, but it has a charm to it. Metro system is great and the architecture is nice. French is a beautiful language and (a lot of) French women are hot
