Just sae this at my local ice cream shop
Any ideas what to order /pol/?
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man it be pretty useful if /pol/ actually let you delete your post so i could correct this unfortunate mistake
>>66610095
>giving them money.
Alternatively you could walk in and ask for the Donald Trump and when they correct you say "oh never mind then"
>>66610095
feel the bern without sprinkles
>>66610095
The ZK is the only one that sounds good
I would not pay for any of those "specials".
>#feeltheBERN
>Not a triple scoop of chocolate that you only get to watch the cashier girl eat
What the hell is 'snickerdoodle'? Is this like one of those joke made-up bonglander words?
order #feelthebern and dont pay and then say feel the bern
Ask why there breaking the law, by slandering pentional presidents
Spelled marshmallows wrong
get the sanders version and say you needed the ice cream more than they do and walk out without paying
>>66610484
It's a cinnamon sugar cookie
>>66610509
This is the essence of shitpost
>>66610485
>>66610473
>>66610484
it's a kind of german cookie in usa, it's chewie with brown sugar on it
>>66610636
Be sure to add a "Feel the bern" as you leave.
>>66610095
>Hi. Yeah, I'd like shit in a cup.
>Sir?
>Shit. In a cup. A mug would work.
>Is that... that's not on our secret menu...
>No. I mean I want your most attractive customer... actually that blonde chick- to shit in a cup.
>...
>I'll tip if she maintains eye-contact.
>>66610095
>TrumpkinPie
>>66610484
Naw man its a kind of cookie.
But fuck that place either way. I don't need memez with my ice cream.
The Jeb!:
Guac flavored ice cream with salty tear topping. It tastes like shit and everyone wonders how management thought people would buy it
>>66610485
>>66610764
i'd let an attractive blonde girl shit on my chest tbqhwy familia
Order the feelthebern then go on a rant about how it's unfair that 90% of ice cream is owned by 1% of ice cream producers while you walk out without paying.
>>66610095
>with cruz you lose
>boogers, tonsil stones, cheese
smdh no rato meme flavour.
>>66610095
Call them consumerist eco-traitors then destroy the place with fire.
> Saying ice melts when its hot, to the flames of hell with you!
>>66610095
L'il Marco
Order a #FeelTheBern and then tell them that since you're poor and they make more than you they have to pay for it.
>>66610485
>>66611017
Zodiac Killer is the normie version of Ted Cruz memeing. Rato is too advanced for them
>>66610484
It's a disappointing cookie of a simple cinnamon sugar topping with way too cool of a name.
>>66610095
sorry boys it's game over for drumpf
>>66610342
Please do this, OP.
>>66610473
Toppest of all keks
>>66610473
woke up my neighbors. Nice one.
>>66610095
>Zodiac Killer listed next to Bernie
Hmmm....
Replace snickerdoodle with niggerdoodle
>>66610095
Are these drinks or desserts?
>>66610342
HAHAHAHAHA, this is fucking gold. Please do this.
