Hello,Italian fag here.
How do i emigrate legally in the USA without having a degree, being millionaire, or paying a bitch to get married?
I promise im gonna blend into the american culture and not try to make America more like Italy, but just making America the same way it is, America.
Thanks.
>>66599900
Oh no you don't. Pick up your eagle patch and build wall.
>>66599900
How old are you? Have any skills?
>>66599900
Apply to the green card lottery and hope you get lucky
That's really all you can do
>>66599900
A pro tip for you, if you can get a degree in physical or occupational therapy in your country (yes I understand this is relatively difficult and may take 4 years) you get the INSTANT USA VIP PACKAGE.
It's been like this for years, especially in my based state of Florida. Old people like to come here to die, so they need therapy on their way out. yuuuuge demand for therapists. If you become a PT or OT, companies will pay for you to fly here, pay for your rent in an above average apartment until you become a legal citizen. This might take 1-2 years, but they fucking pay your rent the entire time. They even cover all fees for getting your citizenship.
All you have to do is work hard, learn English, and learn about our laws and political history (is required for a citizenship test)
>>66600335
You'll have to sign a contract stating you won't leave the company for 5 years but so what it's so worth it.
A natural citizen working for the company might make $33 per hour.
A foreign citizen working on their green card might make $25 an hour (this is a fucking lot) plus all rent paid for.
>>66600070
20 years old
i dont know how to do shit
>>66601943
Take a jet, find work when u get there, easy
>>66601943
I smell migrant
>>66599900
>>66601943
Sorry, we're full.
>>66601943
If you can make awesome pizza and pasta welcome luigi
Im interested aswell.
Plan on marrying a male friend. Cant question homosexuals now can you?
I can.
>>66602505
You prefer spic instead of a good european bro?
>>66603195
Are you in northern Italy or southern Italy
>>66601943
Say you're Mexican, learn Spanish, get given free degree upon arrival.
>>66604426
Rome.
>>66604503
Kek.
>>66599900
>>66599900
You don't. We're full m8.
>>66602505
"I promise im gonna blend into the american culture and not try to make America more like Italy, but just making America the same way it is, America."
Actually, that's the kind of people you guys need
>>66599900
It's funny because it's virtually impossible, yet somehow tons of shitskins got there. Almost every fucking Uber driver is from India or other Pakistan. Did they all migrate in the 80s when it was easier? At least that's when most pollacks came to the US
get here illegally,
like millions of other immigrants do
>>66599900
Come to New York or New Jersey, and work at a pizza place or italian restaurant.
>>66599900
get a job
>>66600000
>>66599900
>>66606384
IDK same for Europe, you guys don't want outlanders unless they are useless shitskins. Chances are, you need to find a /pol/tard to gay marry you. Good luck M80. Your only hope is that Trump will MAGA so that Western folk are allowed to come here again.
>>66608420
Yea, I heard that it's hard for Americans to make it to Europe too. That's fucking retarded. White Europeans and their descendants should have it easier to migrate between their countries
I'll gay marry you. There will be buttsex involved though.
>>66599900
You're probably greasy enough to pass for a raghead. Once you get over here, claim asylum, collect your free shit.
>>66599900
You don't have to pay a bitch to get married, lot of lonely BBWs here
>>66599900
Join the armed forces.
>>66609568
He likes it in the butt.
Get a work visa (H1B) and find an employer who wants what you offer, establish yourself in the country and work within the system to permanently move here.
If you have nothing to offer, fuck off, we're full.
See accompanying chart for details.
>>66612244
I thought you could get citzenship through military service as well. Is that wrong or does chart just not include that?
>>66601943
Come to Louisiana and I'll hire you at $18 an hour for a laid back construction crew I run. I'm 22 and always looking for respectable people to hire. If you ever find yourself in St Tammany Parish then look around town I have a bunch of fliers all over the damn city.
First, we need you to vow to support Trump and House of Trump. Vote for his name whenever you see it.
As long as you do that and are White, just find a way. If Mexican can do it, you should be able.
>>66612636
I wasn't aware foreign citizens could even serve in our armed forces?
Seems like an easy way for them to infiltrate with no benefit to ourselves.
>>66599900
You could marry a dude if you'd like. This would make things easier and dudes are more open to this kind of stuff.
>>66612930
The background check is done by 3 different 3 letter agencies so it's actually pretty thorough.
>>66599900
Immigrants get here either: Illegally, by seeking asylum, possess an in-demand degree or skill, or you could get here on a visa and join the military. Do one of those and before you know it, you'll be spinning pizzas in some nigger-infested shithole in no time!
>>66599900
>wait for 2016 election to blow over
>show up
>slap gun on counter
>"show me a nigger and I'll pull the trigger."
>set up with a 2 story house and a new car by the end of the week.
>paying a bitch to get married
By the way, how much it could cost?
Could I enlist in the American Army?
Do you guys recruit foreigners who want to be part of the American dream?
>>66612930
We want all the cannon fodder we can get. I don't know the specifics but I heard background checks are pretty thorough. I'm sure some ISIS member wouldn't just be able to join. The armed forces is the last part of the American government that I still have respect for. That respect is dwindling though with them allowing girls on the frontlines.
>>66613436
We do. I don't know the specifics so you have to do your own research but the army will take in just about anyone. I wish you luck Boerish brother.
>>66599900
You mean immigrate? Fucking greaseball.
>>66613755
That's not really true anymore. No real wars that we're involved in and the military has been going through some cutbacks in general. They're not desperate for bullet sponges like they were back when Iraq and Afghanistan were both simultaneously in full swing.
>>66614071
I'm partly Jewish.
Can destabilize a place - give you guys reason to recruit.
>>66599900
FULL!
>>66613189
that would be the ultimate american dream
>>66599900
Find some fat white chick on the internet. She'll marry you for free, for some reason they like Italians.
