Any guesses what the story will be?
They've been sitting on it since Iowa
Hes canadian
He's 50% rat.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?
THIS IS IT?
>>66549220
His campaign is over
How can he recover from this?
>>66548924
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/03/07/ted-cruz-has-a-favorite-my-little-pony-character/
>“I have two daughters, and they love Twilight,” Cruz says, before adding, with a grin: “My favorite, though, is Applejack. I just think she’s funny.”
WHAT
THE
FUCK
>Cruz likes to fuck ponies
Who would have guessed
Did Ted Cruz just win over the Brony vote?
>>66549220
>Nah that can't be true
>>66549428
Alright. My sides are currently heading for Jupiter. Expected to arrive in a few minutes.
>>66549220
OHH NOO! NOT APPLEJACK!!
>>66549428
>How dare this person enjoy a cartoon with his daughters
The only scandal here is his shit taste
Ted Cruz confirmed for NEET autist?
>>66548924
>yfw Trumpshills are reaching new levels of desperate
>yfw "the scandal" is that Cruz watches dumb cartoons with his kids sometimes
KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN1IXDrXgV0
its about this
>>66549428
>>66549220
This is old as dirt
We knew this literally months ago
IT'S FINALLY HERE?
ALSO THIS MAKES NO SENSE, BRIETBART IS FUNDED BY CRUZ' BIGGEST DONOR, ROBERT MERCER
ALSO I WILL BE KEPT POSTED
>>66549966
>literally has a job in the senate and multiple law degrees
>NEET
U WUT M8?
>>66548924
Well, that took a while.
>>66550180
>a leaf
kek
>>66549428
That's just things you do as a parent. I'm actually surprised Rato pays that much attention to his kids, kinda impressed.
>>66549220
Bill Clinton is confirmed for brony too. I'm not even making that up. I think Applejack is his favorite pony too.
>>66550656
http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/06/27/guess-whos-a-fan-former-president-bill-clinton-is-a-brony/
>>66549966
>>66550223
prob doesnt know what NEET stands for
>Cruz going after the brony vote
We're doomed. We're dooooooomed.
>>66549428
>my fav is applejack, i just think she's funny
lying right through his rat teeth. he knows he likes fapplejack because of dat plot
>>66550495
There are far worse kids shows than MLP to have your kids watching. This breaking news was literally nothing.
>>66550656
>>66549220
I really hate /co/ with a fucking passion.
>>66551443
get out of the 1950s. Cartoons aren't just for kids nowadays. They have mature themes and ironic humor and sexual innuendo. See, we managed to take a medium that was intended for kids and force the production companies to make it conform to our autistic manchild tastes. So we're clearly not faggots.
>>66552053
b-but dude weed lmao
>>66549220
>shit their pone
ok now i want cruz
fuck trump
>>66548924
>:^)
>desu
Cringe thread?
>>66549220
>Not Twilight
Shit candidate would not vote for
>>66550045
>yfw cruz shills are trying to imitate the "its over for trump" meme
>yfw it failed miserably
>>66550495
It's actually sort of cute isn't it. He can't beat the Trump-Ivanka bond though
