My fellow servants of god-emperor Trump:
FUCKING RAID.
We have ONE AND A HALF DAYS TO CAUSE A "TRUMP SURGE" by DISGUSTING POTENTIAL CRUZ VOTERS.
Here's how it works:
1) Call into MI talk radio and mention Cruz ate a "booger" (tonsil stone but lets run with booger) on LIVE TV… mention how disgusting it was and how Trump would have just wiped it off…
2) Listeners look it up on youtube and are disgusted… so disgusted that they stay home and don't vote for faggot tomorrow.
Let us focus our energy on Michigan.
CALL INTO MICHIGAN TALK SHOWS AND TALK ABOUT CRUZ's BOOGER!
-"How could you trust a man that tries to eat a booger secretly as president"
-"I'm glad that Michigan supports a notorious boogereater, Cruz ate that booger with extreme prejudice"
-"Cruz loves "the other white meat", I mean boogers"
-etc.
DO NOT CUSS OR CAUSE THEM TO SHUT US DOWN…
WHEN GETTING CALL SCREENED SAY THAT YOU ARE FROM A TOWN IN MICHIGAN, DETROIT OR WHATEVER!!!
THESE ARE THE TARGET STATIONS: FIND THE SHOWS ON THE AIR AT THE MOMENT, FIND THE CALL IN NUMBER… CALL IN AND MENTION THE BOOGER.
http://www.953mnc.com/Shows
http://www.wjr.com
http://www.newstalk1400.us
http://www.waamradio.com
(I probably missed some stations, Michigan /pol/ocks please help!
Here is a list of Michigan radio stations if you want to go lone wolf:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_radio_stations_in_Michigan
http://radio-locator.com/cgi-bin/locate?select=city&city=Detroit&state=MI
BUMP
This would be detrimental. Fuck off.
At the moment we are raiding:
http://wjimam.com/listen-live/popup/
(269) 441-9595
(yell Trump 2016 at the end of your call)
Cruz doesn't even have a chance in Michigan though. It was Trump's strongest state for a while but now there's a Kasich surge. It'd be best to point out that Kasich has no policy differences from Hillary aside from the minimum wage while everything else is the same. He's also for arming Syrian and Ukrainian rebels against Russia directly.
>>66544251
That's pathetic and weak. Seriously, if the best we can do is call the opponent a, "goober eater", then we are going to be royally screwed.
>>66544386
Why?
>>66544251
This is a pretty good idea.
>>66544251
yeah! JEFF! ANIME IS COOL! PARENTS JUST DONT UNDERSTAND! IM NOT A FAGGOT! I JUST LIKE ANIME! TRUMP 2016! MAGA!
>>66544251
name calling >check
resquesting army >check
uses WE >check
thinks that the epitome of trolling is requesting anarmy >check
redditor >check
>>66544251
are you like 12?
reddit false flag operation.
pls ignore.
>>66544251
Did you miss the "not" in the "not your personal army" rule at the 4chan elementary school?
>>66544251
You sound like a retarded teenage Bernie voter.
Fuck off back to where you came from.
Coo
>>66544410
Do not fucking associate Trump with these retarded prank calls, what the fuck are you doing you stupid nigger. Yell HILLARY 2016 or don't do anything at all since this will cause a huge backlash.
>>66544856
Because the media is already trying to paint us as uneducated retards. Suggesting that people not vote for Cruz because he's a "booger eater" would probably just confirm that stereotype. Just not a very good use of air time.
Use this as a template for your calls guys ;)
https://soundcloud.com/sttcphlxnrml/boogerpost-20160307
http://wjimam.com/listen-live/popup/
(269) 441-9595
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