Ask a guy who converted to Islam for the 72 virgins anything
You realize everyone gets the same 72 "virgins" right?
>>66502252
no, they don't
>>66502178
do you miss booze, casual sex and having a foreskin?
>>66502178
Do pigs have hymens?
>>66502318
no, because i'll get 72 virgins
>>66502356
maybe you should check next time
That's actually a mistranslation - you'll actually be getting a handful of grapes.
>>66502383
a goat is fine too
>>66502178
Why do you belive in the 72 virgins when it isn't written in either the Qur'an, the sunna or the hadith.
>>66502434
trying to mislead me. god damn aussie
>>66502461
nope
>>66502490
because it is rewarded to those who convert
and I get 4 wives and endless sex slaves
>>66502491
You have been mislead, and I'm trying to help you.
>>66502178
How long after seeing my post did you realize you are really shitty at reading Arabic.
>>66502659
you're trying to mislead me!
>>66502178
Wouldn't you make it 73 virgins?
by the way the Quran confirms Allah is Iblis.
>Enjoy the lake of fire fuckers.
>>66502613
But why do you believe it when it isn't in any of the holy books?
There is no basis for the 72 virgins.
>>66502178
if someone actually truly believed this shit why wouldn't they go die in a jihad asap? why are you on 4chan and not doing your best to get yourself killed?
>>66502706
trying to mislead me!
>>66502748
You have already been mislead
>>66502178
>72 virgins
Don't you think virgins would be boring in bed ?
>>66502820
because I want my 4 wives
>>66502178
You could have gone to r9k for thousands of virgins without converting.
>>66502823
sorry but I am not Allah (Iblis) the Great Deceiver.
Praise Jesus Christ.
>>66502178
Great 73 virgins
>>66502935
they're all neckbeards
When this thread reaches 72 IPs you'll get your 72 virgins, so why do you even need Islam?
>>66502178
Taking a girls virginity is the worst. They cry the whole time then bleed all over the place. They also just lay there the whole time stiff as a corpse. I'd Take one dirty slut over 72 virgins any day of the week.
What happens if you get to the afterlife and find out its 72 virgin men?
>>66502178
>>66502252
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>>66502318
what if we just made a religion with 82 virgins?
>>66503071
The best joke in this thread.
Just Imagine Hitler in Heaven living in His version of the Earth after he Defeated the International Globalist bankers.
