You all counted him out! You didn't expect this, did ya?
>Rubio: 71%
>Trump: 13.1%
http://www.decisiondeskhq.com/results/2016/primary/gop/president/puerto-rico/
BTFO
Rubio is back in the game! Rubio is SURGING!
>>66486005
If by based you mean cocksucker, sure.
![iko6vbqacnf1cdkx7xth[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5mRLlnW.jpg "iko6vbqacnf1cdkx7xth[1].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA
who cares they can't even vote
>>66486005
>Hispanic candidate wins hispanic 'state' that barely matters
Color me fucking surprised
>Trump STILL beats out Cruz
kek
Tell me there was nothing racist about the vote today. They literally picked the guy with the most Hispanic sounding name.
>>66486005
What does puerto rico have to do with anything?
I'm honestly shocked they have any voting whatsoever. I thought they were disenfranchised?
>he's still only won one state
Get out of here, Reddit.
>>66486189
>fucking saved
>>66486005
Go back to le reddit
>>66486005
>winning Oklahoma
>mattering
>Puerto Rico
>Relevant
Pick one
I kind of did expect this.
Better a completely lost cause takes all the spic delegates than a single one goes to Cruz.
>>66486523
It's funny because they think the general is being disrupted by memes and defending Trump.
Reddit really is full of retards
Rubio is the most normal one of the three
>puerto rico
>primaries that matter
pick one
>>66486005
He's going to win all the islands, too bad they don't matter for shit.
Do they even have delegates in fucking Puerto Rico?
>>66486005
Rubio doesn't matter though. Any win for him will be long too late. In reality the race is between Trump and Cruz now.
>>66486381
They are basically disenfranchised. They get to hold elections, but their votes don't actually affect the outcome, because they don't get to send delegates to the electoral college. It's one of the main drawbacks of being a territory - no representation in Congress or the electoral college. They can apply for statehood at any time, but they haven't, yet.
>>66486005
>Puerto Rico now confirmed Island of the Lost and the Damned.
To become wayward of the Emprah's grace...
What a fucking shit hole I live in.
puerto rico can vote?
>>66486310
Cruz sounds more Hispanic than Rubio.
>>66487465
They allow prisoners to vote for this, though neither jailed nor free PR will be voting in the real election. Apparently there is no organization of any kind.
>>66486005
>3/6
>>66486310
Or maybe they voted for him because he was their least bad option? Rubio is the best chance there is of stopping the anti-Hispanic Trump who also isn't the lying psychopath Cruz. Not a difficult choice.
FOAM PARTY
>how many dicks did he suck for those votes?
I voted Trump
not surprised that someone else won, us PR's are all retarded
>>66488409
we have Delegates and can vote in primaries, we cannot vote in the general election
>>66489091
We really are the worst. Fuck this shithole island, I can't wait until I'm done saving up money so that I can leave this place and never look the fuck back.
>>66489091
>>66490850
Once you've shown proof you supported Fuhrer Trump, you will be fast tracked in
>>66489091
American born PR.
Visited the island with my family when I was 18.
Seriously that place fucking sucked.
All that childhood PR pride went right out the window. The second I stepped off the plane back on real American soil.
Been trying to pass as white ever since.
It's pretty easy because I have a German last name and am colored eyed master race
>>66486005
>Rubio
>Based
>>66489091
Wait a sec. Do these 23 delegates count toward the 1237?
>>66489091
>>66490850
But doesnt your country have all the hot big bootied grills
>>66492907
>>66490850
>>66489091
Part One:
>be me, 14 yo kid
>visit Puerto Rico with family because we bought a house down there in San Juan
>land on beautiful island, grab a taxi to go to our home
>my aunt, uncle, and cousins go and take a rental car to the house
>my mom, dad, and I take a cab
>get to rundown house, overgrown grass everywhere
>I cut all the grass, end up getting mauled by fire ants
>don't care it's still exciting being outside the states for the first time
>we head inside the home
>my family hears banging in one of the rooms
>dad grabs his gun and checks it out
>turns out some bum has been living in the house for the past couple months
>board the window frame he broke the get in the house
>hmm Aunt Anon and Uncle Anon should have been here by now
>>66494136
They do. I'm not that guy.
A huge issue we have here in PR is that because of media news outlets saying trump is racist or BS like that by taking pretty much everything he says out of context is the reason why Rubio did so well. Not to mention the fact that Ted is pretty much unknown here and Rubio has been pushed for by politicians here a lot.
Its stupid and shows how stupid people here can be.
>>66495970
Lol shouldn't have gone to San Juan
>>66494265
Yeah. Still doesn't change the fact that this island sucks major cock.
>>66486005
Needs bigger ears
>>66496389
its the same here, fucking pathetic
>>66496389
And to follow up to this. Puerto Rican media outlets have done a lot of fake posts. And fake media sites have done the same and people just share it forward on Facebook and Twitter as if it was true without fact checking or reading if it was true.
Its so bad that the biggest newspaper outlet here in PR (El Nuevo Dia) wrote a fake news story saying Trump wanted to sterilize everyone in PR and in the actual article it was critisism to everyone that shared and commented on shit without reading. Needless to say it got a bunch of shares and comments from people who didn't read shit.
>>66495970
Part Two:
>they eventually show up
>turns out that they were mugged by the time they left the airport and the time the were driving back by a group of guys with machetes
>they called police but they didn't show up for about an hour
>happyeveryonesurvived.jpg
>spend the rest of the night sitting on porch admiring the scenery
>head inside, it's getting late
>fall asleep to the sound of gunshots
>wake up the next day to go to the beach
>people jumping infront of our car to sell us fruits
>get to the beach, see pack of dogs with mange
>one of the dog's eyes are hanging out the socket
>buy some quenepas, have a great day swimming
>come back to beach to get dressed
>someone stole my clothes
>>66486005
Feggit shills out on a Sunday night?
>>66486005
BASED RUBOTO
GO BACK TO LE REDDIT KEK
>>66494265
>big bootied grills
99% of Puerto Rican girls look so unfortunate you feel bad for them.
