>tfw /pol/ is 43% retarded
http://strawpoll.me/7009068/
>>66436236
its better to put only 2 options: etero and other
>Zoosexual
>Tegulasexual
>Autosexual
>Ferrosexual
what the fuck does any of this even mean ?
I'm asexual
>>66438720
I assume Zoosexual means that you want to fuck animals, don't know the rest though.
>>66438929
Asexuals are people that can't get laid so they say that they aren't sexually attracted to anyone.
>>66436236
No attack helicopter?
>>66438720
>>66437190
It's from the previous thread which seems to have not been archived
>>66439034
At least that stops me from being a depressive faggot who bitches and cries on why he can't get laid.
>>66438931
>Wants to fuck animals
That's a fucking sexuality now, Jesus Christ. Anybody know a quick and cheap way to kill yourself ?
>>66436236
What the fuck is Pansexual?
Isn't that just you want to fuck goats or something because I think that constitutes itself to be under Zoosexual.
>>66439187
Cool, one less racist in the world. Good riddance.
>>66438929
No you aren't. You're undeveloped.
>>66439034
False. They're just miserable cunts. Most of them are SJW's/rich white liberals.
>>66439326
>waay you evil rayciss
i hope you are shitposting burger
Put this on if you actively engage in immoral sexual activity. It will make the whole process a lot easier.
I'm pedosexual, where is that?
>feelio when mine's not on there
>>66439633
In the ground.
>>66438720
>Zoosexual
you fuck animals
>Tegulasexual
no idea
>>Autosexual
you fuck cars
>Ferrosexual
same as zoosexual, but you prefer ferrets
>>66436236
>>66438720
>what the fuck does any of this even mean ?
zoosexual is wanting sex with animals
tegulasexual is sexual attraction to tiles and mosaic patterns http://imgur.com/gallery/wdgwYbo
autosexual is probably sexual attraction to oneself
ferrosexual is sexual attraction towards iron.
>>66436236
>autosexual
what the fuck? automatic sexuality? wtf does that mean?
>ferrosexual
ferro? as in ferrum? what, you fuck iron? or ferro as in ferromagnetic materials? even then, wtf does that mean? you fuck magenets or magnetic materials?
>tegulasexual
"A tegula is a small sclerite situated above the base of the costal vein in the wings of various insects such as Orthoptera, Lepidoptera, Hymenoptera, Diptera, and Auchenorrhyncha, and attached to the antero-lateral portion of the mesonotum"
what the fuck does that mean, man?? fucking insect veins???
what the fuck has this world fallen to...
>>66439264
pansexual is when people are sexually attracted to everything. Man, women, animal, plant, mineral, children, old people, with a pulse or corpses.
>>66436236
>not putting attack helicopter
Stop oppressing me shit lord
It's a shame we can't IP ban everyone who answered anything but straight. Guarantee you most of the shitposting/pedophile threads would go away. We could get to the real business.
>>66436236
> put in a bunch of joke options
> 4chan votes for the joke options because of course they fucking do
> OMG UR ALL FAGS
>>66440120
Bring back pedowood
>>66436236
Transsexual doesn't really belong on that list t b h
>>66440039
no it means you're attracted to household pans, you oppressive shitlord
>>66440270
Shut up faggot
>>66440213
>bunch of joke options
three (maybe four) of the ten options can be considered a joke, and even then, those are a miniscule 9% (or 14%, if you count all four)
face it, anon, /pol/ is full of degenerates
>>66436236
I'm sapiosexual
I'm tegulasexual. I came to this 20 minutes ago
>>66436236
Better one
>VOTE
http://strawpoll.me/7011089
>VOTE
http://strawpoll.me/7011089
>VOTE
http://strawpoll.me/7011089
>VOTE
http://strawpoll.me/7011089
>>66440213
its just banter m80, also the strawpoll is from the previous thread made by a dutch (i think)
There's only
>Straight
>Bi
>Gay
>Lesbo
>Tranny (this includes most of the list)
Everything else is a fetish. Pedo, horsefucker, carfucker, all of them are just fetishes.
>>66440563
http://strawpoll.me/7011173
>>66441005
Czechbro did it right
>>66436236
Im attackhelicoptersexual
>>66436236
joke poll > joke results
heres a more serious one, if anything ion pol can be takes seriously ever>>66440563
There we go
>>66436236
why did you put hetero first, shitlord?
