>that'll be $26.95 plus tip
The tip is my penis (THATS THE JOKE)
>>66412997
>unzips dick
>>66412997
did you uncook my pizza?
>>66412997
"bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"
>>66412997
Bitch why are you giving me a frozen uncooked pizza. I want a goddamn refund.
>>66412997
*VIOLENT GOD DAMN FUCKING RAPE*
HAHA ITS SO FUNNY RAPE IS FUNNY IM ON THE INTERNET LOL
That little pizza aint even cooked tho
how about I spank your cute butt
A FUCKING FROZEN PIZZA
>>66412997
What the fuck, you didn't even cook it you bitch!
>>66413185
Are you ok?
Only a degenerate orders pizza costing that much money, unless its a party of course.
You can get two large pizzas for $20.
That little pissturd she is holding isn't worth more than $8
>>66412997
COOK IT CUNT
>>66412997
That pizza isn't cooked, lady.
1000th time ive seen this thread
who are you people
>>66413169
That's why it's expensive. Anyone can cook, only anon's pizza shop can uncook
>>66412997
Even though this pic makes me laugh every time, take this thread to /b/ you fucking clown pie
Eat my ass, that pizza is frozen
hmmm.....
*glares into distance with brimmed hat casting mysterious shadow over face*
heh..... plus tip eh?
*unsheathes katana*
*suddenly somersaults over you and lands in a mysterious anime pose*
heh..... how's that for a tip?
*you suddenly fall into 2 halves and die*
now... how about a meat lover's?
*takes out flaccid 2 inch penis and rubs it on frozen pizza
Okay here's 32 bucks keep the change.
Honestly, ordering pizza is a luxury.
If you can't give a few dollars to the person going through a blizzard to feed you, you should kill yourself.
>>66413265
;) MEMES
>>66413488
Legit laughed out loud at work. Nice one anon
>>66412997
sorry i don't pay tip
>>66412997
I'd give her my tip.
Right lads?
>that glorious feel when never tipped in my life
