CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUZ
'no'
>>66386554
>>66386554
>Maine and Kansas are blowouts
>Louisiana and Kentucky are razor thin margins
>>66386729
/thread
>M-maybe they'll meme for Cruz now guys.
>>66386783
Hello booger.
Ted Cruz is a slimy conniving duplicitous shady underhanded dirty corrupt politician, and I mean "politician" in the worst way possible. He's a false, lying-through-his-teeth, power hungry smarmy little cunt.
>>66386554
With Cruz you loze
>>66386554
He's gonna implode in the rust belt
>Trump predicted to win all 4
>loses 2 of 4 and wins 2 of 4 by much closer margins than predicted
LEL
>>66386783
cruz is a fucking genius.
too bad he pretends to be an evangelical christian. It's off putting to a lot of people. But if you watch the man talk and debate, he really is a genius.
>>66386554
You sure can't. Time for Rubio to get out and Trump will lose the rest of the states.
>>66386554
i'm texan so i'm ok with this desu
>>66386554
a fucking syrupsucker
http://strawpoll.me/7006526
Lost KY and LA, so apparently he was bruised just fine.
>>66389037
Two double digit blowouts in Cruz's favor and two squeakers in which Trump may take two delegates more than Ted. With Rubio tanking and blowing his chance to split the ticket any further and Kasich nowhere.
This is a great night for Ted Cruz.
>>66386554
Itd be pretty funny if it turned out Cruzs daughter was an anti-globalist and hates her parents
>>66387176
>Ted Cruz is a slimy conniving duplicitous shady underhanded dirty corrupt politician, and I mean "politician" in the worst way possible. He's a false, lying-through-his-teeth, power hungry smarmy little cunt.
This. Weaseliest career politician that is able to fool hardline ideological 'conservatives'
>>66387587
>>66390002
>Double digit blowouts
What did he get, like 8,000 votes in Maine?
>>66386554
Can't Eluct the Canuck
>>66387594
watcha eatin rato?
Evangelical dominated states voting for the Evangelical candidate.
What a fucking shocker.
>>66390002
>Alaska: 12 vs. 11 delegates
>Iowa: 8 vs. 7 delegates
Yeah, Ted's wins are so huge too!
>>66390002
Yeah well Sanders also got two double digit blowouts but he's got no chance in hell of being the dem nominee.
Fuck off Cruz shills.
I unironically hope you all die even though you have no chance of beating Trump. It would accomplish no objective. I would just be happy knowing that people stupid enough to vote for Ted Cruz were deprived of the gift of life.
>>66390329
>What did he get, like 8,000 votes in Maine?
He got a record number of votes, more for him than had even voted in 2012, and won by 14 points.
http://news.mpbn.net/post/ted-cruz-wins-maine-gop-caucus-record-number-participating
He's literally winning only states with significant redneck nigger populations. He loses in the other 40 states. Trump has already won.
>>66386554
it's trump and clinton
this isn't even a fucking question, who cares
FUCK OFF BERNIGGERS
Someone needs to tell him if to at least take his jeans to a tailor so it doesn't look like a baby kangaroo is riding in his vagina.
>>66390875
>Yeah well Sanders also got two double digit blowouts but he's got no chance in hell of being the dem nominee.
That's because the fix is in, and everyone knows Hillary will be saved by the super delegates.
>I unironically hope you all die even though you have no chance of beating Trump.
I'm sure you do. Trump's campaign is chock full of the kind of ugliness that the American people will ultimately reject. Let's see that it happens this spring before it occurs in November.
>>66387469
The way he got booed at his own speech earlier today was really moving.
>>66392535
You know, and to get the coke boogers out of his nose and lips before he goes on stage.
Kansas polls: +8.5 Trump
Kansas results: +25 Cruz(15 more delegates than Trump)
Louisiana polls: +19 Trump
Louisiana results +3.5 Trump(1 more delegate than Cruz)
Kentucky polls: +13 Trump
Kentucky results: +4 Trump(2 more delegates than Cruz)
Maine polls: None available
Maine results: +14 Cruz(3 more delegates than Trump)
Cruz gets 15 more delegates than Trump tonight.
Trump is dropping like a rock in the polls and now he isn't even on pace to reach 1237..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRPwgfc3RHc
>Mitt Romney 2016
>>66392848
cruzcucks btfo
>>66392839
>leaf humping booger eater shilling for rato
what a surprise
>>66392483
vote for the canadian, only he can beat the criminal.