I'm just going to leave this here.
>>66372387
Yeah that's why he almost fucked his sister. Because he's gay
HE'S STRAIGHT IN MY HEAD CANON
>>66372387
Luke isnt gay, his sexual ambiguity or lack of exposition on the matter is because the film was not about obnoxious sexual innuendos, just a fun space adventure.
Hamill himself said on a tweet Luke isnt straight or gay, because Star Wars is not about that.
I'm honestly tired of people trying to sexualize everything nowadays.
>>66372648
Even Elton John would've Carrie Fisher in that slave costume.
>>66372387
He's basically just saying "okay, have your head canon I don't give a shit, I got paid 1,000,000 dollars for a fucking cameo where I look as zoned out as Brian Wilson in the 1980s".
>>66372779
Also Jedi Code and shieeet prevents from feeling emotion
I'm just going to leave this Reddit exposé here!
Pro-tip: if normies call Trump dumb, show them this image and describe it as his campaign strategy. They should understand a lot better then.
>>66372779
No it's because the disgusting parasite Jew who's directing it now, trying to push a marxist agenda in everything.
>>66372387
THAT'S NOT TRUE
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
>>66372387
>constantly hound him asking if his character is gay
>finally gives in because he wants them to shut up and just says the guy is a fag
These people are similar to Kaworu fags, they want Shinji to be gay so much they just keep saying it until somebody tells them they're right
>>66373442
Shinji is gay
>>66373196
Just so you know, Disney is mad at JJ Jewbrams for saying there will be a gay character in the new film.
JJ pulled that out of his ass and he doesnt make decissions anymore.
There wont be a gay character in ep 8.
Disney has already pushed the agenda far with TFA, and they have lost massive money opportunities. The next film will be more conservative just to try to make more money.
Good thing nothing Hamill says (and nothing Jew Jew Abrams does) is canon
>>66373646
Well that's good. He's still a parasite though.
>>66372648
This.
Fucking SJW rainbow washing.
Almost as bad as niggers.
>>66373558
How?
He looked like the stereotypical 4chan anon to me, he probably just had mommy / daddy issues.
Shinji loved Asuka I like to think
>>66373011
>Australia is disregarded automatically as a troll
Australia is so 2015
>>66373011
Why is the name blacked out?
>>66372387
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
>>66373011
>try to genuinely praise them, I know it's hard.
kek, they're hurting themselves more than us
>>66373558
So gay he jacks off to an unconscious girl. If that isn't straight thirst then I don't know what it is.
>>66373806
>he looked like the stereotypical 4chan anon to me
>how is he gay
You don't have to keep pretending, we're all gay here
No homo
>>66373011
>/pol/ mole cleverly psyopsing reddit
I knew there where people with talent here.
>>66374807
I'm not gay though.
Dont confuse sexual desperation with sex preference.
Fuck is not love, and love is what matters.
Luke is so gay that a huge part of the plot is luke and han trying to get Leia
>>66372387
>I'm just going to leave this here.
>>66372890
>slave leia
That's not canon anymore silly goyim
>>66374807
You seem to have missed a turn towards /fit/ somewhere along the line.
>>66373646
>implying they're not just mad that a gay ape wouldn't be able to breed with the white female lead
>>66375210
Love this webm
Fucking funny.
In my eyes, Luke was always a horny teen.
>>66375991
Actually they're mad because the gay rumor will hurt russian, middle Europe and Asia sales and they will make less money.
Believe it or not Disney and other jewish corporations are not all about pushing agendas. First and foremost they are about making money, even though recently they're pushing the agendas harder than before.
That's also for a reason though. It will end in decades probably.
>>66374807
Griffith wasn't gay. He just had sex with men for money. No homo
>>66373440
I remember that the first girl I wanted to rub up against and sex was Princess Leia. I got the 1995 VHS trilogy when I was in elementary school and on the backside of Empire VHS there's Leia looking vulnerable and soft. I still like looking at old pics of her from the film but when I see later pics of Carrie I get grossed out.
Come to think of it… he does give off a fruity vibe.
It would be a VERY ballsy move to do that to Skywalker though… start small, make a stormtrooper or ewok a bit effete… Going right for Luke is too much.
I would personally boycott if they do this shit. Not that I go to these dumb new star wars movies anyway
I sure am glad I've never given much of a fuck about Star Wars. I don't think I could handle all this franchise rape if I actually cared.
>>66373558
he fucking jacked off to asuka's chest while she was in a coma
was he trying to overcompensate and prove his straightness to the heart monitor?
yes this is my fetish
