Discussion of the primaries/caucuses of either party is permitted here.
Republicans: Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine
Democrats: Kansas, Louisiana, Nebraska
Polling places and times available here:
http://www.uspresidentialelectionnews.com/2016-presidential-primary-schedule-calendar/
Results will be available here later tonight:
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/us/elections/primary-calendar-and-results.html
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/elections/2016/primaries
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>>66381292
Good, I'm tired of her.
>>66381485
Because your politics affects ours
and i want trump to win so i can go to bed with a smile on my face
>>66380736
Nebraska hasnt happened yet and what about Idaho?
>>66381302
Bullshit. There's no possible way that there are more superdelegates in Kansas than there are regular.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IYoswcZfEE
Can I get a (you) ? I made this recap of the last GOP debate. spreading Trump propaganda all over the web. MAGA!
fucking kentucky man, this is why caucus are so fucking horrible, way to many people touching and changing ballots its totally retarded
>>66381660
GOP kikes
omg we are losing Louisiana right now
trump will get stumped.
>>66381660
They are messing with trump
>>66381081
Stop embarrassing us, shithead.
Here's how it goes:
Hillary is a shill on steroids
Cruz is LITERALLY married to goldman sachs
Bernie can't win, like him or not.
Marco and all the rest.. irrelevant.
It's come now to Trump or bust.
Trump is literally the only valid option, he comes with no ties attached and your old time enemy, the establishment, hates his guts.
Americans, don't screw this shit up, you only get ONE shot to choose someone different. You're almost there. For the love of kek make it happen.
>>66381292
(you)
Link the real time count site please.
>>66381292
fug gyu
>>66381682
THE FIX IS IN
>>66381292
Replied. But if I get a double, your mom dies.
>>66379574
pls win trump
>>66381292
Here is your (you)
Anyone knows when the Puerto Rico results will come in?
>>66381583
women love trump
>Bernie wins 2/3 states
>Hillary still increases her delegate lead (+200) by 11 delegates
Lmao stay salty bernie bots.
>>66381682
his % has stayed the same...cruz just took % from rubio/kasich
>>66381811
Checked
>>66381292
STOP
>>66380133
>huffpost
(You)
I WAS THERE IN ORLANDO AND I RAISED MY FUCKING HAND HIGH, VOTE CONFIRMED FOR GOD EMPEROR TRUMP.
>>66381292
Fuck you
>>66381822
heIIo rato
>>66379574
Fuck you
>>66381811
KEK IT'S GAME OVER FOR THAT FAGGOT
how do i make an account to upvote here??
>>66381852
i think that's Tommorow.
>>66381292
REPLIED
FEEL THE BERN
>>66381829
I bet these whores are voting for hillary
>>66381811
>>66379796
Ms. Skellington?
>>66381292
Stop
>>66381822
hello rato
not spam
>>66381781
MAGA
A
G
A
>>66381781
Voting for Trump when (if) Bernie loses.
>>66381811
GOTTEM
>>66381976
unsurprisingly clinton wins another nigger state
>>66381888
No it has not, he was 48%
>>66381292
fuck u
>>66380133
This HuffPost article looks like a scene from The Simpsons.
It is getting way too silly.
I really don't like how long they're taking in Kentucky.
>>66381292
Reply
When does the Super Saturday Shenanigans start getting in some resultts
>>66381660
I don't really know that they should've declared loisiana just yet, given how tight it is now.
>>66381976
Link please
>>66381822
hello rato
my fav dumb pic
>>66381362
XDD so Le epik. This is going right up on r/4Chan. Le Narwahl Le bacons at Le FUCKING Midnight. XD
Edit: thx 4 Le gold
What the fuck is going on with LA? Are magical votes coming in for Rato?
>>66381255
>>66381287
>>66381398
>66381398
>66381781
I've got what I want , Thank you.
>36%
>>66381931
link to site?
>>66381979
They appear to the southerners, so it's likely that they are Republican.
SOMEONE'S FIXING THE DAMN VOTES IN THESE STATES. THIS DELAY IS TOO FLIPPIN' FISHY
>>66381822
heIIo rato
>>66382137
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/mar/05/primary-caucus-results-kansas-kentucky-louisiana-maine-nebraska
>>66382111
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/mar/05/primary-caucus-results-kansas-kentucky-louisiana-maine-nebraska
>>66381822
hello rate
Keep my hair safe.
Donald Trump drinking game
Take a shot everytime...
- he says "we're gonna build a wall
- he says "and have Mexico pay for it"
- he mentions common core
- he mentions Mitt Romney should've beaten Obama easily
- he mentions China
- he says "Japan is destroying us in trade"
- he says "Mexico is destroying us on the border"
- he says "I beat Clinton in the CNN polls"
>>66382087
On Super Saturday.
I'm late to the party. Has Trump won any more states?
How is trump doing in Kentucky?
>>66382066
nothing happens fast in Kentucky. no reason to
DUBS FIR TRUMP
>>66381822
hellorato
>>66381822
Watcha' eatin there, rato?
>>66381566
This image makes my autism flare. That hat is grossly disproportionate to the actual size of this character's head.
Fuck CNN right now.
>"We're waiting to hear from Trump."
>" We'll be back after a short break."
LA and KY have the most delegates for this caucus event, right? Or what states do, republican side, if not?
>>66382191
>- he says "Mexico is killing us on the border"*
>>66381081
I don't even care if Trump doesn't get the nomination. I just want to give a fuck you to the GOP for not doing their fucking job. They have have Congress, but Obama just laughs at them as they yell "JUST KEK MY SHIT UP SENPAI!"
HAHAHA TRUMP LITERALLY HIDING FROM HIS OWN PRESS CONFERENCE
>>66379574
>>66376878
>>66381097
>>66381179
Loving the Louisiana presence on poll. Keep it up boys.
How we feeling about the increased cigarette and alcohol tax? Personally I'm ready for gas prices to be above $2 a gallon so we can get passed all of this budget bullshit
>>66332700
Miss me yet ?
>>66381568
If you're lucky your new god emperor will bring those factories to your country.
Only thing our gov wants to bring back is criminality and low education.
>>66382198
He won Louisiana and is about to win Kentucky.
Rato stole Kansas and Maine
Trump down to 36
Stumping ineviteble
>>66381292
fuck you
>>66382191
I play that game in the state i'm now I die choking on my own vomit.
>>66382211
up 7-8%
>TRUMP JUST LOST ANOTHER 2% IN KENTUCKY
>>66382265
is there a free stream, or do you have cable?
>>66381822
Harro Rato
Protect me
Cruz got fayette
>>66381015
>Thank you Christie
>>66381626
They shot him and hung his body from a lamppost. We all know this.
FUCKING FAYETTE COUNTY!
FUCK YOU LEXINGTON FAGS
>>66382191
Nigga, do you want liver failure?
>>66381292
nope
WHY IS THE BOOGER BOOGIE MAN SURGING?
HE'S ABSOLUTELY NUTS!
>>66382335
post feet bb u r 2 qt
>>66381292
Your moms dying tomorrow
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
>>66381822
hello rato
wanna eat boogers?
>>66382300
>Trump is hiding!
Nope.
He's getting ready.
Reminder Trump was up 50% to 23% in yesterday's Kentucky poll.
Nothing fishy going on!
>>66376777
Three times the holy number 7.
PRAISE KEK
>>66381015
Thank you Christie
>>66381292
Fuck you bitch
HOW ARE THE LEADS NARROWING THIS QUICKLY
WE CAUGHT TED AT THE BORDER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=726VO_ZPHwA
>>66381931
KENTUCKY SITUATION
>>66381822
hello rato
mmm mmm just ate some booger king
>>66381292
K
>>66381292
(you)
>4.66% lead in Kentucky
4.66% lead in Kentucky
>4.66% lead in Kentucky
4.66% lead in Kentucky
>4.66% lead in Kentucky
4.66% lead in Kentucky
>4.66% lead in Kentucky
4.66% lead in Kentucky
>4.66% lead in Kentucky
4.66% lead in Kentucky
>4.66% lead in Kentucky
4.66% lead in Kentucky
>4.66% lead in Kentucky
4.66% lead in Kentucky
>4.66% lead in Kentucky
4.66% lead in Kentucky
>>66382428
what website is this?
>>66381822
hello rato, want some cheese?
Will murriclaps riot if Bernie wins the popular vote but Hillary wins because of superdelegates?
>>66381292
K... KEEP ME POSTED
>>66381822
hello rato ayyy
>>66381822
HEY RATO!
>>66382477
>How are the leads narrowing??!??!
You know how!
Search your feelings, you know it to be TRUE!
COLLAPSE
>>66382300
Yeah...because 40+ years of the media and this night he is scared. Not even good little narco lubio
>>66382477
FRAUD
R
A
U
D
>>66382531
Got you, family
>http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/mar/05/primary-caucus-results-kansas-kentucky-louisiana-maine-nebraska
>>66381292
>>66382550
No you commie shill
>>66381292
o-ok
>>66382417
rigged
ever wonder why Maine took too long to update?
Shit is rigged
>>66382531
You're all doing it to fuck with us now, right?
Fucking Guardian.
>>66382550
Bernie faggots will but anybody with a brain knows this was the outcomes the whole time.
this is fucking blatant vote rigging
they cant get away with this can they?
>>66382550
Probably not
KENTUCKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
CONDUCTORRRRRR
>>66382531
the guardian
>>66382477
GOP fucking with him
post your face when Trump is running against both parties.
You can't stump the TRUMP
>>66382550
>limpwristed liberals
>rioting
>>66381368
Did you go to zootopia in your murrsuit yet?
>>66382550
>white college kids
>rioting
they'll stand around with signs and shriek uselessly
These should have been bigger wins for Trump.
Sure he won LA, but it was too close for comfort and KY which I thought was in the bag might turn into a Cruz win, as Trump is sinking and Cruz is rising.
Tonight was bad for Trump, he didn't hit his targets, while Cruz exceeded them.
Hopefully KY won't disappoint, but it seems like Cruz is getting the blowouts Trump used to get.
>>66382148
It takes a while to count.
>>66381759
fuck off rato
>Kentucky
>Louisiana
WE GOT ALL THE CHICKEN NOW!!!!
>>66382021
You're a reasonable guy. If i was an ameribro i'd do the same, from one side or the other.
The establishment must NOT win, right or left, their interests are not the american people, they'd just lie to you and use you like a cheap condom.
From the beginning i'd hoped berniefags and trumpfags put their weight together to finally cuck the establishment.
America would be a super cool country again if you broke ties with your masters, no matter how.
>>66382428
>>66382360
You guys are morons.
Trump is lowering because Rubio/Kasich are gaining. Neither one will hit the 20% needed to ruin Trumps delegates though, and Cruz isn't gaining at all.
Trump still wins Louisiana and Kentucky.
>>66382550
The bernouts will just accept it like the cucks they are.
>>66381292
>>66382638
i just got back from overseas bruh, I haven't been up to date on the polling sites...chill
Is this a bad night for Trump? Was this because of his terrible debate?
>>66382477
You can't vote for your way to freedom
The jews are too strong
>>66382550
fucking of course they will, no one's going to put up with that shit
>>66382508
IT'S HAPPENING. CRUZ IS STUMPING TRUMP
>>66381750
Wow Great job anon. That gave me feels
>>66382304
I like my alcohol, I wish they'd decrease the tax on that atleast.
>>66382550
Bernie supporters are all pathetic SJWs. They'll whine on facebook, maybe make some signs and parade around their leftist hugbox, aka university, but little else.
>>66382612
thanks bro
>>66382550
No one who would vote for Bernie is brave enough to riot.
>>66381292
but my mom isn't driving tomorrow
HOW CLOSE WAS LOUISIANA?
>>66382550
No, they are mostly slackivists. Reddit will receive many angry upvotes though.
>>66382679
meh. Trump will win Florida easy. He has crashed it in all the south east states.
>>66382550
A nice chunk of Bernie supports will likely not vote or vote for Trump if this happens. That is all.
>>66382643
Too big to fall, nigga. The greatest part of America.
>>66382661
Trump won't be running against anyone at this rate unless he starts making plans to run as an independent.
I'm not just worried about Kentucky, I'm worried about Louisiana now too, even though they called it
He's catching up in Louisiana
>>66382477
Louisiana's initial results were based off mostly early voting. Trump and Rubio are losing ground after the last debate based off the later Louisiana returns.
RIGG IT
4.1% lead, 72% counted.
>cruz went down in kentucky
>so did trump
AAAAAAAAA
>>66379574
Reporting an sheit.
>>66382823
They'll likely just stay home.
>>66382805
Trump can still lose.
>>66381292
no pls.
>>66382743
Wrong. Cruz is being stumped by Kasich.
>>66382665
Are you kidding? Thats practically the only demographic that riots nowadays
THE FIX IS IN LA LADS
>Background music still playing on CNN
RED ALERT RED ALERT CRUZ MISSILES BEING LAUNCHED AT KENTUCKY AND LOUISIANA
FUUUGGGGGGG
KENTUCKY AT 2% DIFFERENCE
SOMEONE STOP RATO
>>66382550
Hopefully. The Dems can purge themselves and we would watch. It would be the ultimate happening.
>>66382857
CHECKED
>>66382805
this only means Trump is going to sweep florida too.
>>66382700
LOVE DAT CHICKEN FROM POPEYES
>>66382700
Ben Carson reportedly calling him up begging to be VP
>>66381292
playing it safe
>>66382901
That's because when right wingers riot 6 millions Jews die :^)
>>66382857
SOMEONES BEEN DOIN' THE RIGGIN'
LOUISVILLE IS RED
ABSOLUTELY BASED
>>66382901
nogs arent liberal. they are black nationalists.
>>66382942
4.5% you nig
>>66382857
Never forget the 60,000 goy
>JUST TOOK BATON ROUGE
FUCKING RAT
>>66382550
if bernie wins the popular vote murica will riot because theyll be a backlash of commie killin
HOW IS CRUZ CATCHING UP IN LA AND KENTUCKY???
WHAT'S HAPPENING
NOTHING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THIS
>>66382901
Liberals don't riot. Far left commies, anarchists, etc. riot. Most bernvictims are just progressives who want free stuff.
>>66382743
Go back to your cuckshed, Sven.
>>66381292
LOUISVILLE IS IN !!! TRUMP IS GOING TO WIN KENTUCKY
70% IN
TRUMP STILL WINNING
>>66382477
Because the rural precincts get fewer voters and are able to count their votes more quickly. The urban precincts take much longer to count.
Trump, being most popular among the poor, uneducated and ignorent, does best in rural precincts. That's why it appears that he's winning at first, but when the metropolitan results come out he falls behind.
A moment of silence for Rubios campaign please
would you have a 3 some with Jillian Michaels and her gf. Serious replies only plz
GUYS I AM FREAKING OUT
THE RIG IS IN
Holy shit the rigging is so blatant
why is no one calling this out?
Here's the live Louisiana tally
http://staticresults.sos.louisiana.gov/03052016/03052016_Statewide.html
10k vote lead for Trump.
HAPPENING
>>66383039
They are deliberately releasing the results to make it look as close as possible
>>66376799
Of course a swedecuck posts this
>>66383076
yes
>>66382857
there is no way.
so what the fuck happened guys?
was it his debate performance?
was it mitt romneys press resale?
the heck happened for trump??
Oh, jeez. How about the fact that:
>backtracks on everything he says and does. One day, he's fully for the invasion of Iraq, the next, he claims he was against it. He says that torture works, then says it doesn't soon after
>His 35 percent tariff like penalties would make businesses flee the US and make prices go up
>Claims to be a big business success when he instead inherited his businesses, many of which bankrupted
>Uses ad hominem attacks instead of proper arguments
>Plans on altering the First amendment so it becomes illegal to say anything bad about him
>Refuses to show his tax returns, despite having promised to do so. Not even the ones that are no longer being audited.
>Decides that the best course of action for ISIS is to let them take over Assad and then somehow stop them after they've conquered and entire country
>Threatens John Mccain after he simply stated to think carefully and to pay close attention to who they are voting for
Honestly, I could go on like this for a while. I'm not saying to vote for Sanders or Hillary, but don't fucking vote for Trump if you're not a fucking idiot
>>66381292
I'm going to fucking kill you
Where the fuck did this Rat surge come from? Is the fix in?
>>66382891
There are some who have vowed to vote for Trump over Clinton regardless of how she wins.
Well, unless he asks them to vote for her because they "love him so much".
>>66383057
if its that close it really doesn't matter who wins.
they will split the delegates.
C A U T I O N
BASED LOUISVILLE
>mfw
This is ridiculous, Almost every time numbers come out early. The numbers move barely 4-5%. Somehow trumps numbers tonight have went from 48%-38% and 43%-34%. How the literal fuck does that happen without rigging?
>>66382857
If it was really rigged, the establishment would have trump losing
It's over
Trump lost every state.
We're going to have to all become Hillarybillies.
>>66382933
Where is BEN CARSON!
Send in SLEEPY!
HE CAN STOP CRUZ!
Guys Trump actually gained in the lead over Cruz, up to 5,706.
No. Maine is just retarded.
>>66381292
>tfw paranoid schizo
pls
>>66383076
I don't condone homosexuality, I would only have a threesome with two straight women who were really uncomfortable
>>66383064
Guess New Orleans is rural now
Perhaps maybe.. perhaps.. the debate hurted Trump.. just maybe though.
how the fuck did cruz win maine
>>66383142
CIVIL WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trump does especially bad at caucuses. This is evidenced by the very surprising (aka, poll contradicting) results we saw in Iowa, Kansas and Minnesota.
Trump does much better in primaries, particularly open primaries. This is evidenced by the poll-contradicting result in Arkansas (Cruz was polling ahead), and his complete domination in the southern states of Alabama, South Carolina and Tennessee.
The good news:
1. We're done with most of the caucuses. Ignoring little faggot islands like Guam and only focusing on actual states and D.C., there are 14 caucuses vs. 37 primaries. We're done with 10 of those caucuses.
2. The 4 remaining caucuses are for little bitch states that aren't worth any delegates: Hawaii, Idaho, D.C. and Montana.
So, if ever you were wondering "how is Cruz doing so well despite polling so far behind Trump," or "is Trump finally stumped" here is your answer.
>>66383107
Wait. What the fuck?
Trump won Louisiana right?
Like it's in the bag, we got it, right?
What is this shit?
>>66383142
Mittens only helped him
It was the debate
I Declare Trump The Winner!
>>66383039
CRUZ JUST KEEPS GOING UP
TRUMP STAYS THE SAME
FUCKING RIGGED
>>66383136
>>66383142
>>66383148
Jesus fuck guys not ANOTHER one.
>>66383188
fake and gay.
Cruz is too far behind now to get to 1,237 delegates. He is moving into unfriendly territory.
hey guys
go to loser.com
KENTUCKY IS GOING TRUMP
LOUISVILLE IS 30% TRUMP
CNN WILL CALL IT SOON
http://staticresults.sos.louisiana.gov/03052016/03052016_Statewide.html
11k lead for the God Emperor.
2656 of 3934 precincts reporting
>>66382729
I can't chill. I've got to shit.
How do you Americans stand for blatant rigging?
>>66383142
Carson's voters went to Cruz
Trump gets Louisville, Cruz gets Lexington.
>>66383076
I would fuck the shit out of Jillian Michaels no matter how many birds watch me
>>66383142
C I V I L W A R REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeee
DECISION DESK CALLS KENTUCKY FOR TRUMP
>>66383174
GO BACK TO CANADA
>>66383142
RACE WAR NOW
>>66383174
TRAITOR