>mfw I realize that we're about to give the nuclear launch codes to a guy who gets into twitter feuds with d-list celebrities
>we
>mongoloid
>>66317109
You don't have any nukes to speak of.
>>66317109
>Finland
'nuff said
>>66317563
uh to the left
good thing you guys don't have any nukes then.
>>66317109
>nuclear launch codes
Shillary will keep the codes safe in her unsecured e-mails. Might as well, the Chinese, Russians, etc have read all her other mail (and above-top secret into) by now.
>>66317649
wat
>>66317109
fucking lol
I swear Idiocracy was a prophetic documentary
you know he pays somebody to post stuff on his tweeters right?
>>66317109
How is it any worse than Pakistan and NK having nuclear weapons? You really think Trump is as extreme as that? You'd rather Hillary, Rubio or Cruz have access to them? Mental gymnastics much?
>>66318094
redditor detected
>le idiocracy was le documentary!!!!!
>>66318227
baka senpai desu kek
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/idiocracy/
>>66317109
>man has never committed murder in his life despite the fact that he could probably get away with it due to his wealth and influence
>somehow giving him the nuclear codes will put him on edge and want to nuke anybody that insults him
It's a great punchline as a joke, but if you just take a couple minutes to think about it, Trump is not going to nuke anyone.
Not a Trump supporter
>>66317109
Vote this guy in as pres, Finland. He will save you.
>>66317109
>finland
>"we"
>>66318227
Le vp pick is Le Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Comacho. Why isn't everyone a true gentlemen like me?
This is the genius in charge of the codes right now
>>66318227
lol you're a nu/pol/ tourist if you think idiocracy is a plebbit exclusive
fuck off shill
>>66317834
This. She gave access to the enemy so that she wouldn't have to give access to the American people through those pesky FOIA requests.
So what? We already gave the launch codes to a Kenyan Muslim (Obama) and nothing bad happened.
>>66317109
They've given the nuke codes to the son of a Muslim from a Kenya, an actor who played cowboys and a guy who could be bribed for blowjobs, so it's nothing much to worry over, same ol' same ol'
Now that near $20 trillion debt, that's the real threat. You need someone who knows about business and bankruptcy in the oval office to deal with that.
> Mmhmmm listening USA?
>>66317109
I watched Bill Maher too.
>>66318227
Why does everyone pretends to shit on idiocracy? I thought it was bretty gud.
>>66319012
W got the launch codes too
and I wouldn't trust him to run a donut shop tb-h
>>66317109
As opposed the current holder of the codes, a faggot who takes it up the ass.
>>66319468
It's too close to the truth and the truth hurts their feelings.
>>66319468
All the backlash is against the fandom at this point not the movie itself
Although it didn't do great at the box office, but that was mainly because it got such a small release and no marketing.
You know it doesn't work like that, right? America has a 2-man rule, meaning the President isn't able to just launch nukes if he feels like it. He has a set of codes yes, but the Secretary of Defense has to also agree and use his codes.
>>66320148
VP also has a nuclear football in the event that the need to launch would follow the president's assassination.
There may be another set at the pentagon in a general's desk drawer. I think there's a total of 5 people entrusted with a suitcase full of all of the nuclear launch codes.
>your country will never have nuclear weapons
forever irrelevant
>>66317109
>mfw Trump uses twitter as a bully pulpit
>in negotiation with foreign country
>they're being difficult
>Trump fires off a short tweet
>all of the foreign diplomats phones start blowing up
>Trump: now where were we?
