Would a Trump presidency deport Superman?
He IS an illegal immigrant after all.
>>66292119
But, he's a REAL refugee, so we will allow it.
superman lives on the north pole
and dont give me this clark kent conspiracy, the guy's a dork, he couldn't be supes
>>66292119
Superman isn't real you fucking idiot
>>66292119
But that would make Superman stateless, and that's against the law.
But that's because his home doesn't exist. Mexico does.
>>66292119
Superman was born when he emerged from his space-pod.
Born on earf. Born in murrica
your jewbook meme is weak
He's an illegal immigrant to Earth, not America.
>>66292301
If he was, though, he would be a valuable addition to our country and would probably pass our rigorous screening process.
>>66292376
Are there laws regarding extra terrestrials moving to earth?
Can't deport him if there are no rules for it. Usually laws like that aren't retroactive either.
>>66292119
Adopted.
>>66292376
Remind me again when America seceded from Earth?
>>66292119
>implying anyone asked for superman's help
>>66292119
Wasn't he legally adopted by two American citizens?
Superman lives in North Pole for some reason (is he gay with Santa murrifats). Clark Kent on the other hand has cooked adoption papers so there's no problem. Superman is only the American hero because his alter ego lives there and thus he spends disproportionate amount of effort protecting Murricans.
>>66292682
>Wasn't he legally adopted by two American citizens?
This is what I'm trying to determine. I mean, you can't legally adopt an illegal immigrant, can you? Surely his status as an illegal immigrant would have made a legal adoption impossible?
>>66292119
he was adopted be american citizens.
so he isn´t really an illegal immigrant
>>66292301
>>66292738
If they legally adopted him that would be enough to grant citizenship.
>>66292301
Next you'll be trying to tell me Batman doesn't exist, I suppose.
He is not an illegal alien for two reasons:
1. He was adopted by the Kents. Under US law, an abandoned child who is adopted as a baby by US citizens receives US citizenship.
2. He was "born to this earth" when he emerged as a baby from his rocket. In some Superman comics, this line of reasoning is used to not only justify Superman's citizenship but to also make him a "natural born" citizen so that he can run for President.
The better question is whether Superman is a "person". But if corporations are people, I guess Superman is too...
>>66292738
Under US law, an abandoned baby of unknown parentage who is adopted by US citizens is presumed to be native born and is given US citizenship.
>>66292516
>Remind me again when America seceded from Earth?
July 4th, 1776 you bitch.
'MURICA!
>>66292119
Considering he is inmune against the majority of the means and tools the state uses to induce enforcement by threat of force, I think that question doesn't apply to him.
>>66292119
Yes, I've never liked superman, his power is too absolute.
>>66292119
He wouldn't just deport the illegal alien, he would fine his foster parents for not turning him over to immigration. And after that he would most likely make him build a wall in the sky to keep out other aliens
>>66292369
>your jewbook meme is weak
The original creators of Superman, Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster, were jews and the sons of immigrants.
>Draws ever growing hords of aliens to Earth
>Has nearly caused the destruction of Earth numerous times.
Yeah he has to go back.
>>66292119
Superman would have a path to citizenship because he's not third world nigger scum that rapes women.
>>66293998
/thread
libfags btfo
>>66292301
Superman will exist after you are dead.
How does it feel to know that you will be
Irrelevant in about 60 years?
Thousands if not millions of years from now
People will continue to recognize him.
On mars and maybe even venus
So come to the sad realization numbnuts
Truth is Superman is more real than you
Superman is closer to a plant than a human so no
He doesn't eat or drink
He does that for show
he just absorbs the sun
So no he is not considered an illegal
It's more like trying to sneak a vegetable through customs
>>66292119
Technically, Superman is an illegal alien but Clark Kent is a natural born citizen.
Also, Superman lives in Antarctica...or the North Pole.
One of those 2.
>>66292119
For non-humans different rules apply, after all you could colonize Australia.
Given his supernatural powers he would easily be eligible for a greencard and could immigrate legally.
>>66294328
Can you imagine how kick ass it would be to be Superman?
"Uh...Superman...you didn't pay your taxes."
"Fuck off."
"Uh...Superman...you can't park your car here."
"FUCK. OFF."
"Superman, you fucked the president's teenage daughter."
Laser vision intensifies. "FUCKING FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FUCK REEEEEEE!!!"
>>66295036
Forgot pic
>>66292119
Supes had no problem assimilating. He worked a job, paid his taxes, and didn't rape women.
>>66292239
>superman lives on the north pole
this
also Trump wants immigrants, only top-tier best of the best immigrants, so Superman would be accepted.
>>66293410
>race
>Javanese
>>66295036
>implying superman would do any of that shit
If you could fly and had x-ray vision you could just zoom around scanning the planet finding gold and diamonds. Buy up the land and make mad money. Start an entire empire. Hire the best minds. Work from behind the scenes guiding humanity to a brighter future, never revealing your true powers.
Total fucking waste of potential. Which is why Lex Luthor is his nemesis, a literal mirror for what he could be. Instead of using his gifts in productive ways he instead punches things really hard. Ultimate power with no imagination.
>>66294639
>implying
>>66295360
We have Trump now
those two are no longer needed
>>66293998
Superman is not human, so he has no human rights. Killing an extraterrestial would need to be prosecuted under cruelty to animals laws. Or littering.
>>66292119
Superman isn't millions of mexicans who will drive down all our wages
>>66292119
Hypothetical fagg0t scenario Superman support Trump and expose the Evil
also superman is a Legal immigrant soOps BTFO
>>66292119
but he's white...
>>66292119
If he stands for American values he would follow the law. Meaning he would be a legal immigrant. Case closed. Just goes to say, Can't stump the Trump.
>>66296162
superman does more in one episode than a truck full of beaners do in a lifetime
>>66292516
haha we own the planet you fucking shill
>>66292119
Clark Kent has an ID card.
