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34 years old anon here I cant make my wife pregnant. When I
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34 years old anon here

I cant make my wife pregnant. When I am about to cum my dick turns flacid and my sexual arousal drops to zero.

My wife is 8/10 and I alredy have a 4 years old son with her. But suddenly my sex drive drop to zero.

I just bought a viagra pill and will try to impregnate her tonight.

What else is threre that can raise your sexual libido? I also had 2 big cans of red bull, 1 expresso coffee and half a gallon of water.
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>>66275982
strewth cunt i'll do it for ya
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Start taking testosterone supplements and visit your doctor. It might be related to hormones, or it might be a cardiovascular issue. I wish you luck with your dick problem, nothing's more serious
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....fap into a cup, get a needle and inject that into her

idk fampai

or invite over superior american penis to do it
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>>66275982
Ditch the redu bull espresso. also, cialis > viagra imho
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>>66275982
STEP ASIDE MEXICO, I GOT DIS
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>>66276077
Must be
cialis is more expensive than viagra
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nothing can make wife pussy tight again
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>>66276108
I'm sure your local branch of drug-dealing warlords can help you out, no?
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>>66275982

How about you make some friends you can talk to? No one cares about your broken spic dick.

Maybe you're a fucking faggot?
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>>66275982
Energy drinks don't do shit for your libido.

You are only making your liver work harder for no reason.

Also, drinking too much water can be deadly.

Rather than sex, it sounds to me like you are attempting to harm your body before you even have sex with your wife.
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>>66275982

Caffeine mixed with Redbull will you an amphetamine type high which will reduce your libido.

Also, caffeine mixed with other stimulants will male ejaculation difficult.

Also, you gf is not 8/10 and the kid isnt yours.

t. Dr. Anon
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You need some of Alex Jone's Super Male Vitality

infowarsshop.com

Pick up some filters while you are there.
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>>66275982
>My wife is 8/10 and I alredy have a 4 years old son with her
You mean she has a 4 yo son.
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>>66275982

Maca powder and horny goat weed pills will make you very horny
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>>66275982
>When I am about to cum my dick turns flaccid and my sexual arousal drops to zero.
>Mexican cuck

what are your fetishes?
if unknown, find them out, you have no excuse at 34
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Do you use porn?
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>>66275982

Jack off and use a turkey baster.
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>>66275982
>What else is threre that can raise your sexual libido?
Chocolate, oysters, avocado, chilli peppers, bananas, honey, watermelons, pine nuts, olive oil... all these are natural aphrodisiacs
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The top reasons why I cant cum are:

Her vagina isnt tight anymore

Feel pressure because having another kid is another responsability

I will have to split time between my sons, and I love to spend all the time with my current son

We used to do anal, and I kinda got used to it

I watch too much porn and masturbate way too much

Sedentary life and overweight...
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>>66275982
>inb4 heart attack
testosterone, hermano
I know because I'm having a hormonal imbalance right now and boy do I feel like fapping every other hour
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>>66276448
Exercise boosts testosterone development. If you smoke, stop immediately. Being fat can negatively affect your sexual performance too; so just lose the flab and tone up.
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>>66276448
sounds like you need some boi pussi in your life, come over to yucatan and I'll show you a good time bb ;)
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Also this thread belongs on >>>/adv/.
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>>66275982

Your sex drive is not likely being impeeded at your age by merely physical things that can only be fixed with pills.

Stop being so beta all the time and get your dick hard you fucking mexican
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>>66276448
Guess you should prep the burger :^)
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>>66276448
Stop the porn, start exercising and try some new filth in the bedroom.
And stop being a wimp and breed more... as long as you're white. If you're a shitskin forget everything I just said.
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>>66275982
Are you in any anti depressants? I had the same thing happen so I stoped taking them and that Did the trick
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>>66276108
Do they even sell Cialis here in Mexico? All I see is viagra in the local similares and such.
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>>66276780
I am doing provigil(modiodal/modalfinil)
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>>66276448
How much of a cuck are you to not be able to get a girl pregnant? im a god damn trap taking hormones that make me partially sterlize, shrunk my dick down to 7 inches, and make it a lot easier to get horny, and i STILL fap and ejaculate atleast once a day.

What kind of absolute failure of a man are you?
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>>66276198

/thread

kek
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>>66276798
Yes
farmacias guadalajara sells them
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>>66276448
why did you stop with the anal? Did that hole become loose too?
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>>66275982
hmm..
you can try testo actually, that stuff makes you into a bunny rabbit

You don't want to mix that with viagra, kamagra, cialis or other such penis pills though.

must be psychological mate, the reason I mean, that's to young to getting penis problems
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>>66275982
What you need is a black bull to do it for you.
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>>66275982
You sure you aren't just against getting her pregnant in your heart?
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>>66276896
I didnt stop
we want to have a baby
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>>66275982
>I cant make my wife pregnant.

I think America and mexico is already over populated with your kind...

You should probably stop at 1 child.
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>>66276908
maybe it's a mexican thing, my boyfriend can't stay hard for longer than 10 seconds if he's not wanking it, even then he gets soft sometimes. then again i think it's because he weighs like 130 kgs
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>>66276838
Try not taking it if your able and see if that helps
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The world definitely needs more Mexicans
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>>66276970
this
reading the other statement by the taco there lead me to this conclusion as well

mate if you don't wanna you don't wanna lol. But I would try setting a shot of testo or testo ethanate in my ass. It kicks inn pretty asap really on me

Makes me into a fucking teenager lol, gonna time my next cure with the spring.. getting exhausted just by the tought of it kek .. bitches gonna have a fun a time around these parts
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Your testosterone (plus other hormones) may be messed up. I actually just got prescribed Clomid for relatively low testosterone for my age (24). I am hoping to double my testosterone levels.
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Is testosteron something you buy over the counter on any drugstore/farmacy?
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>>66276999
bro, how old's your wife?
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>>66277336
24
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I hope you married a 20-year-old or enjoy your autistm babies.
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>>66275982
lol, damn I though this was
swedish b8.
Oh well, same answer :
>let a nigger fuck her in the ass while you watch and masturbate in a flask;
>transfer cum from flask to wife's vagina via cake syringe;
>???
>Pay child support.
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>>66277062
okay I dunno even know how this works with over weight and shit. But try testo, if it's some psychological shit it might snap him out of it. Bet there shouldn't be problem getting it over there, if you don't know any people just hit the closest gym if it's even illegal (it varies a bit, was first made illegal here 1,5 years ago I think)

maybe he'll get rid off that overweight too, though this recuire not just sitting on the ass though. You should really work out when you us roids
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>>66277449
You seem quite an expert in cuckolry

Must be a canadian thing
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>>66277362
woohoo, only 24 and submitting to anal already. You're the man, dog! Just keep on pounding that sweet ass until you cum. It can't fail!
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>>66277490
Where does someone buy testo?
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>>66276448
the last 2 are your real problem honey
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>>66277279
it varies from country to country
but most you have to get it through a doctor
you can also order it online, depending on the legal status in your country or simply if it get caught or not lol. both ampules and powder if you plan on making it your self, tons of this shit online. If you only need a cure I'd just hit a training studio tbqh, always people who got shit there
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>>66277362
>>66275982
I'll help you out, u can even watch
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>>66276509
RARO
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>>66277667
Thanks happy paki man with yellow teeth and dirty left hand
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>>66275982

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What else is threre that can raise your sexual libido? I also had 2 big cans of red bull, 1 expresso coffee and half a gallon of water.

Smoke some weed dude, it gives you crazy boners.

Also this tread is off topic but shouldn't be deleted per say. /trash/?
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>>66277898
Does weed increases libido? Is this legit?
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>>66277565
We lead by example
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>>66275982
Tonsof excersize juan
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Just prep the bull m8
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>>66275982
Older anon here, do this:
>stop looking at any and all porn
>drink only water
>no more fast food
>as little sugar as possible
>work out HARD, I mean a real burning, grunting, sweating work out, 3 times a week
>take cold, fast showers

These steps will fix your problem, and countless other problems experienced by most of 4chan. Your ED might be a mental thing, but a clean body pumping lots of testosterone is hard to stop, and nature will take over.

This will become more apparent and obvious as the younger generations who were raised on the internet get older. In 10-20 years, it will be common knowledge that an average "suburban" lifestyle coupled with daily porn viewing makes a man weaker, in all areas.
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>>66277966
Not me. It even fucks with my boner
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>>66275982
Caffeine is bad
Energy drinks are bad
Soda pop is bad
Water is bad unless it's spring water
Sugar is bad
Bananas and sweet yogurt is bad
Alcohol is bad
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Oysters
Herring
Whole milk, hormone-free with vitamin D
Zinc
Iodine
Spring water
Lean proteins
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guys stop attacking Yeb!
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Honestly Its probably the pressure of the sex being explicitly about getting her pregnant. Like its so forced and going through the motions. Id use this as an awesome opportunity to get her to try something new. Its her responsibility to help you stay aroused. A lot of women give up after years and years. Why does this all have to be on you? Tell her you want to watch her with another chick then sneak in there fuck the other chick and when your about to shoot pull it out and put it in her. Women actually love being cucked.
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>>66277966

For a lot of guys it is. More sativa and energetic strains to do it. It helps with the imagination too, makes you horny, not just gives you a boner like viagra does.
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>>66276448
Cut out the porn and masturbation.

Exercise. You can't afford to be fat ever. Cardio.
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>>66275982
I bet you got jewdick too.
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>>66275982
>impotent
>spic
>already has a kid

pls do the world a favor, and stop trying to impregnate your wife
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>>66275982

Get a white bull to improve our race, hermano.
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>>66275982
Horny Goat Weed aka Epedium
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>>66277620
Vives en Mexico guey, puedes encontrarlo si quieres puta.
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>>66276193
Dude, he's drinking 8 cups.
That's how much you should drink
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>>66275982
http://fitness.mercola.com/sites/fitness/archive/2012/07/27/increase-testosterone-levels.aspx
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>>66276448
Stop drinking
Stop fapping
Work out
Lose weight
Ditch the anxiety about the kid and just make it about the act.

I can't believe /pol/ is teaching a mexican how to get another mexican pregnant.
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Si necesitas preguntar a the biggest fucking retards around como a chingar su esposa pues tienes problemas sin solucion. But get yourself some adderal and you'll prolly wanna bang you big dummy
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>>66281856
They don't do that shit in latin america its only an american thing.
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>>66275982
donkey punch
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>>66275982
take a bunch of aphrodisiacs
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>>66282371
This...he needs to see someone with actual solutions bc Mexicans don't need advice on multiplying
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>everyone trying to help a spic get pregnant
why
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do kegels you idiot.
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Over so many years you're partner no longer arouses you like in the early days. It's perfectly normal, humans were never meant to be with one person their entire lives.
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It's the caffeine you fucking idiot. Caffeine is a stimulant which causes your dick to not work and puts you in a stress state (no sexual desire)..

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