/pol joke thread? I'll start
How do you call a Jew on a train?
It doesn't matter since he won't come back anyway
How do you call a black guy?
A nigger.
>>66234719
>What's the worst thing about being a black Jew
You have to sit in the back of the oven
How do you kill an Italian?
You slam the toilet seat down when he goes for a drink.
How do you call a pilot?
A nigger
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 40 years?
Because one of them lost a penny there.
>>66235919
lmfao nice
Why couldn't the Jews escape the gas chamber?
Because the doors were coin operated.
A Jewish black kid goes to his father and asks him, "dad, am I more Jewish or more black?"
The dad says, "Son why do you want to know?"
"Some kid at school is selling his bike for $40 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $30 or just steal it."
What do you call a white guy on fire?
A firecracker.
>>66236415
How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they lynch the room for being dark.
Apparently these days it's racist to say 'black paint'.
You have to be politically correct and say 'Jerome, please paint that fence'.
>>66236580
$20? Why would you pay $10 for a bike? Might as well just take it
>>66237171
tyrone stop
I think this would be a wonderful opportunity to pause for a moment and give thanks for the many great contributions of the Black community and their culture to our society. Their peaceful and generous nature makes them ideal neighbors, lending testimony to their exceptional family values and parenting skills unrivaled by any other culture.
Their commitment to academic excellence enriches our schools and serves as an example to all who hope to achieve prominence as a people. Real Estate values are fueled by the influx of African Americans into an area due to their caring and respectful nurturing of these communities, an example of all they have achieved by their enthusiasm for self-improvement through hard work and a self-reliant can-do nature. Without their industrious and creative drive, we would be poorer as a nation.
how do you pick up a jewish girl?
with a dustpan and brush
Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.
>>66235199
No, we call them "plants" around here.
They're only good at sitting around and soaking up all the sunlight.
>>66234719
Scientists have proven that women will, at some point in their lives, contain intelligent DNA.. Unfortunately 95% of them will spit it out
Why do jews have big noses?
Because air is free.
>>66237363
I get it.
>>66237512
>>66237422
Gonna start using that
How do white guys satisfy their wives?
They hire a pool boy.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket full of shit??
The bucket
How many jews can you fit in a car?
2 in the front, 3 in the back, 1 in the trunk and 6 million in the ashtray.
Why do the Jews watch porn in reverse?
Because they like watching the whore giving the money back.
What's the difference between batman and a nigger?
Batman can walk at night without robbing.
>>66236415
kekd
>>66237512
ayyyyyyy that's a good one there Sebbe
I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. WHILE THE MATTER OF JEWS BEING USEFUL IS STILL UP IN THE AIR, I CAN AT LEAST TESTIFY TO THE FACT THAT THEY FUCK HARDER THAN A FOAMING HORSE ON CRACK -- LAST HANUKKAH I WAS SLAMMING YOUR AUNT'S SLIMY FRONT PORCH WITH SUCH TENACIOUS SPEED AND VIGOR THAT THE INTENSE FRICTION GENERATED FROM MY BUFFALO BEEF LOG LIT THE CANDLES ON THE MENORAH. IT ALSO IGNITED THE FIREPLACE AND INCINERATED YOUNG JIMMY'S DREIDEL. EVERYONE WAS SO IMPRESSED WITH MY OUTSTANDING ABILITIES THAT THEY INVITIED ME BACK THE NEXT DAY TO CELEBRATE OUR LACK OF A SAVIOUR. I GUARANTEE IT.
what do you call a black man? a damn dirty worthless nigger hahahahaha
How do you calculate the speed of a Jew ?
Height of the chimney times strength of the wind
What is the goal of Jewish football?
To get the quarter back
>>66235919
I don't get it.
Trump 2016
LOL
also inb4 WALL
Did you hear about Princess Diana?
Yeah, she was all over the radio...and the dashboard.
>>66240786
How do they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glovebox.
There are two niggers in a car, who's driving?
The cop.
>>66240124
Get a job in construction soon mate, lotta contracts coming up soon.
