Hi dad! He is my boyfriend
You can keep him only if you share him.
He looks like a nerd. You can do better.
>browns eyes
or
>a ginger
Not my kid.
You are mentally ill, son.
>>66226826
Well, if you're not giving me any children I'm not giving you your inheritance.
>>66226953
>>66226959
faggots
>>66226826
disowned
>>66226826
Hi soon here's my gun
>>66227115
>soon
i have no son
>>66226826
Son I am disappoint.
>>66226826
Son, your boyfriend MAY be a fag.
>>66227110
>>66227189
Closeted faggot detected. What's a matter, afraid of a penis?
>>66227071
>if you're not giving me any children
>>66227271
Jesus christ mate don't make posts like that at night
>>66227110
how intolerant and unprogressive!
>>66227110
>Muslim detectected
>>66226826
on the left: latino gayface
on the right: neurotic gay jew
At least make an effort to be attractive ubermench if you are gonna degenerate like Milo.
>>66227442
>>66227268
>back2reddit
good for you
look my wife
>>66227442
>French faggot
How typical.
>>66226826
>Implying I am your father
Dad? Sorry mate, I don't have a son.
>>66226826
Not bad son, he looks better than your other dad too.
Is me son the one on the right? if so, proud of my boy, way to swing above your weight class.
if not, that's a shame.
Your waifu a trash, son
>>66226826
good for you, finally finding a better half. psst, son - as long as you two don't wear strap ons and thongs running around like a bunch of faggots, you're fine by me. Now go get 'em, tiger.
>>66226826
I have no son, but since we are roleplaying, get your sisters here and I'll fuck them while you fuck him
>>66226826
As long as it wasn't my only son it would be pretty funny making fun of him relentlessly for being gay.
>>66227965
Invite sons over for a drink
Give your elder son a beer
Give your middle son a beer
Give your faggy younger son a wine cooler
Proceed to trash talk
>>66226826
prepare the vaseline
>>66228057
>Setting your own son up for banter
Top notch parenting. Gift your other actual sons chainsaws or guns or some shit for Christmas and get the little faggot a My Little Suzie's first oven and then laugh at him and ask what kind of faggot gets a toy oven for christmas.
>>66227719
How can you say this? He is a faggot
>>66227066
This.
>>66226826
*grabs crowbar*
>>66226826
everyone in this thread is cucked by the jews for not saying they would immediately shoot them both dead.
>>66229278
why so closed mind?
>>66226959
>implying the ugly nerd one isn't your son>>66226959
>>66226826
I'm not your dad.
>>66227965
>Time flies if you're a faggot.
