ITT we say our favourite things about CANADA
>peaceful and multicultural
>about to cuck America when Cruz gets elected
>best flag
>weed
Your turn
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>>66146502
its easy to forget
>>66146502
CANAGANISTAN
Awoo~
>voted for Trudeau for legal weed
>tfw no legal weed
no need to be butthurt m80s, soon you will bow before the leaf
It was founded by the French so we know if we want it it will be surrendered easily. (Probably won't want it though)
>Low violence
>Don't have sxhoolshottings each week like the US
>no Mexicans
>Good immigrants
>Good prime minister
>People are friendly
>High personal freedom
Has literally no gold. Will crash very soon.
>trump will need another wall to keep the syrup niggers out
flag reminds me of peru and austria
>>66147111
You absolutely have Mexicans. I've seen them with nut own eyes, Gordon.
>A FUCKING LEAF
>people apologise if they want into you
>have never heard a gun go off once in my life
>have never seen drunken slobs or tensions or fights or knives
>sick? get better. done.
>pretty socially liberal and getting even better
>cured ebola
>discovered insulin; pablum; microscopic needles; cures for C.diff
>best military force per head per losses/wins/battles
>decent wages
>decent amount of entertainment
>stupid shit is punished and civil things rule
Mediocre in every way imaginable. Anyone with talent and drive goes south. Those left behind are the greatest losers in the northern hemisphere.
>>66148138
Why are you using up our breathable air
>>66147974
hahahaaaa nice mem xDDDDDDDD
>>66146502
You guys are lame as shit. Peace is for faggots. I'd rather be born into a country that rapes and plunders and conquers than some America's hat dude weeders
>fresh air
>lots of nature
>no risk of war
>all non-whites are cherry picked unlike the USA that just has hordes of savage negros and mexicans
>tons of fresh water
>housing taxes lower than most
That's about it. It's basically a more depressing, colder and poorer version of the South.
>>66148228
He should know it as a laurel. His jail bars and balls of gas aren't ones to talk as they plaster our on their backpacks
>>66146502
>our favourite things about CANADA
It's far away from us, so if they become a Muslim country before we do, they're not going to speed it up, giving us a fighting chance.
Thanks Canada.
>>66148254
ARRR. Why not both? Your guys don't win very many. Quality or quantity
>>66146502
> Not Mexicans.
> Still Immigrate.
> Entire population glued to southern border.
> Desperate to be relevant.
I guess the best thing is that their real estate market is getting buffed by Chinese nationals buying up property with cash.
>>66148344
>balls of gas aren't ones to talk as they plaster our on their backpacks
do you even speak english
inb4 "lol ameridumb", no, that actually makes no fucking sense at all
>>66147111
The only correct statement here is low violence and no school shootings.
>no Mexicans
Check out the transnational farms, teeming with Mexicans.
>Good immigrants
I enjoy that at the Toronto airport, everything is in fucking Korean first and foremost and everyone is Korean and barely speaks fucking English
>Good Prime Minister
Has done literally nothing in the 4 months since he's been elected but make appearances, waste our money on donations and frivolous spending and is a complete and utter cuck.
>People are friendly
This meme needs to die. Canadians are only friendly if you follow the narrative.
>High personal freedom
We don't even have free speech.
I want out. Get Trump elected and save us.
>>66146502
>It will all be over soon
>>66146502
whiter than burgerland :DDDDDD
>>66147095
There is oil there.
>>66147453
>austria
Don't you mean Australia?
>>66149201
>teeming with Mexicans.
Build wall.
>>66146502
>multicultural
>favorite thing
kek how is canada any better as a multicultural society? it was 10/10 with whites only
Corner gas was pretty good.
>>66146502
They have a handsome prime-minister
>No homo
>>66146502
Its proximity to the USA is the only thing Canada has going for it.
>>66147986
>best military force per head per losses/wins/battles
sauce?
>>66149201
>Free speech
Nice meme. There's no free speech in the US either
>>66148254
>Peace is for faggots
12 year old spotted
>>66152197
This. And he's constantly reminding us of what year it is, so we never have to worry about losing track.
>>66152927
They're closer than we will ever be
>>66146502
>canada
>cucking
You see, the thing is maple leaf is that even though you watch your nation getting cucked enough, it doesn't mean you know how to cuck. You will always be known for maple and the zipper. Thats about it squirt. So why don't you let the big kids handle the relevance and you quietly eat your maple tendies while your women get rammed by the hunwashed hordes. Kay? Thanks again maple bro for understanding.
>>66146502
real maple syrup
Slide em, shlomo!
>>66146502
Fishing
>>66154690
>>>66152927 (You)
>They're closer than we will ever be
People have gotten their business ruined in the US for refusing to make a cake for homosexuals. That's pretty far from freedom of speech.
>>66146502
Fuck off.. theres nothing good.
>Hockey
>Mountains
>Brad mother fucking Wall
>>66146502
our most based ally
no one is even close, Canada is on a tier of their own, then it's the rest of our "allies" (re: opportunistic fuccbois)
y'all are alright :3
