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Ask a German teacher anything.
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>>66138909
Alluha Akbar?
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>>66138909
What will I find when I get to Berlin this weekend?
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Why don't you come teaching here?
Your country is beyond dead and we need teacher here.
And I won't even talk about the salary
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>>66138909
Wieviele Muslimschwanze hast du bisher geblasen???
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What do you teach?
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>>66138909
What is the meaning of life?
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>>66139000
Berlin is a shithole imho, but has some nice places. Depends where you go.

>>66139035
I like it here. I live near the Danish border and have my friends and family here.
Salary is pretty fucking good too.
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>>66138909
Do you teach arabic or islamic studies?
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>>66139324
English and history.
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>>66139341
>Salary is pretty fucking good too.
Every salary is pretty fucking good when you 'work' 1.5 hours per day, friendo.
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>>66139341
What is Leipzig like? I was thinking of moving there.
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>>66138909
Why does your language suck dick?
Es macht mir traurig
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>>66139641
It's 3 AM, don't you have to teach tomorrow?
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>>66138909

What, exactly, did Hitler do wrong?
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>>66139783
Never been there.

>>66139790
I agree that it's not the most beautiful, but it's good for shouting commands and poetry.
Also, it's "es macht mich traurig".

>>66139958
Nope :^)
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>>66139984
He didn't win, why are you even asking him that
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>>66138909
Was unterrichtest du?
Wie alt sind die Leute/Kinder die du unterrichtest?
Öffentliche Schule?
Wie hoch ist der Ausländeranteil?
Welche Partei wählst du?
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how many immigrants/non-Germans are in your class?
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>2016
>listening to the german jew
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How many times have you been raped this week?
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>>66140178
Englisch + Geschichte
Klasse 5 bis 13
Jo, Gym
Keine Ahnung, aber ziemlich gering. Vielleicht 2-3 Ausläner pro Jahrgang.
Weiß nicht, was ich wählen soll. Bin echt ratlos.


>>66140231
Almost no immigrants, but that's because I live in a rural area in northern Germany. I have friends in Hamburg and they have classes with almost no whites.

>>66140419
23 times if you count the forced blowjob at the gas station
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>>66140178
>Was unterrichtest du?
Nigger
>Wie alt sind die Leute/Kinder die du unterrichtest?
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>Öffentliche Schule?
Tür is offen, jo
>Wie hoch ist der Ausländeranteil?
85%
>Welche Partei wählst du?
Mutti's Beste/Bündnis 90/Die Grünen
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>>66138909
Why does your education system indoctrinate your children to hate themselves on all levels, ultimately bringing their own demise.

Also how do you feel about the vile and disgusting forced programs in which they have to pray in mosques and be part of multicultural agendas.

Last of all how do you fell when their parents are threatened and their family/life/child "marked" if they dare defy the cancerous liberal agenda?
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>>66138909
What are the best book and best movie ever made by Germans, in your opinion?

I'm not asking music because we all know Beethoven is GOAT.
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>>66140668
>Vielleicht 2-3 Ausläner pro Jahrgang.
SCHEIß FUCKING TROLL JO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ICH WEIß WO DU WOHNST, ALDA!
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>>66141244
Best german movie about WW2 was clearly Speer und Er, it was only made as a tv-movie but was still better than Untergang
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>>66141244
I don't know, that's a pretty hard question.
I've seen "Das Leben der Anderen" or "The Lives of Others" recently. It's pretty famous but if you haven't seen it you should, its great.
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>>66141244
German modern music you should also listen to Kraut-rock, theres alot of good stuff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mgkUxa17AA

The good stuff in germany is always the most hidden things no one sees, in England the public has a better feel for good stuff.

They have no good taste! Did you know that most of the Bach's died all very poor, while some silly irrelevant actors always lived in the biggest mansions. Its still like this
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>>66138909
Break down the free education meme for me senpai, is it really how the libruls put it?

It is true that you have to "pay back" with three years of unpaid labor?
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Since you teach history how is the material divided up for the various years/grades? Is it by theme/topic, regional or chronological?
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>>66141244
For the best theatre performance you need to look here
they're playing the Faust, the most important book of germany and the german language
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6Fjm01aULA
Gründgens was the nazis favourit actor (even if he was very gay)
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>>66139341
>has some nice places. Depends where you go.
Where should I go / avoid?
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how red pilled are you and do you try to red pill your students or at the very least don't cuck them and make them feel ashamed to be german like the rest of the liberals
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>>66141734
I saw it when it came out and I loved it. I really like German cinema. Other German movies I've enjoyed are:

>Cache
>White Ribbon
>Der Untergang
>Das Leben der Anderen
>Welt am Draht
>Der Himmel über Berlin
>Das Boot
>Metropolis
>M
>Nosferatu
>Stalingrad(1993)
>Goodbye Lenin

What about best German book in your opinion?
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>>66141507
Oh, is this a sandnigger?

>>66140668
Maybe you should wear a camera and a pepper spray with you this year.
You should also inform your family you might be in danger and practice calling the cops as soon as possible with your phone.
Better safe than sorry.
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>>66140668
>>66143556
>Maybe you should wear a camera and a pepper spray with you this year.
>You should also inform your family you might be in danger and practice calling the cops as soon as possible with your phone.
>Better safe than sorry.
Than again, I'm no expert on safety, talk to a real one, which I'd recommend to every German.
But I stand by wearing a camera with all times, because right now propaganda is more powerful than tanks.
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>>66138909
if you fixed your fucked immigration is Germany a decent place to live?
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>>66144137
Used to be, it's irreversibly ruined now
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>>66138909
How many semesters of privilege checking classes are your students required to take?
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>>66144322
damn shame if i was going to visit any place i could go without running in to ahmed or no?
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>>66143351
Mein Kampf, its a really good read.
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Do you know any good jokes? _good_ jokes.
Here's one I know.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
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How different are the different dialects of German? The Spanish I learned was like that used in Spain, so when visiting Central America I had trouble conversing because I would use vosotros and etc. I am interested in studying German, but is the German spoken in Austria or Switzerland much different from Proper German?
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>>66138909
Are any of your students mud people?
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