>daddy, I don't want to play sports. i just want to prance like a girl.
Wat do?
>>66071332
If he has the motivation to deal with intensive dancing classes and actually strive to win , sure; it's actually really hard to get to a decent level with competion dancing. If he's just going to participation trophy tranny foo foo club I'm not going to fucking pay for it and I won't support meritocracy.
>>66071332
Let him have at it. Pussy for days.
>>66071332
You can dance if you want to.
You can leave your friends behind.
>>66072886
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance they ain't no friends of mine.
>>66071332
>Being sunrrounded by pussy all day erry day
vs
>Being sunrrouded by a bunch of sweaty faggots
/fit/ please
Ballet dancers are actually really muscular. Then you have your muscley hanging around with hot chicks all.day. I want to change careers now.
*unshackles belt*
Time to beat up my boy
Look at that kids legs. He's fucking ripped to shit.
>implaying prancing around like a phaggot can't get you mean amounts of pussy
>>66073764
We are implying that, it's built into women to like faggots.
>>66073697
?
If your son did ballet, he'd probably be able to fuck you up. Most male ballet dancers are gymnasts and strong as fuck.
>>66073513
>Costa Rica
>being able to actually distinguish male from female
m8 your "men" just look like females without tits.... ballerinas, so what's the difference?
>>66073855
>he thinks ritualistic dancing is only for women
Top fucking kek
Your ancestors would spit on you
>>66073887
I'd like to see him try. He'd be prancing on the streets in no time
>>66073939
yeah most european tribals actually pranced around like faggots naked in the woods
we also had like fire and shit so thats cool
>>66072886
>>66072954
Came here for that. Thanks guise
>>66074046
Sure he would, big guy. Only on the internet though, right? You fat cunt.
>>66071332
Most of those guys aren't faggots. Some are, sure. But not most, like you'd think. I still wouldn't want my son doing it, unless he was stupidly gifted at it. Then who the fuck am I to deny him his passion, if he can make a living doing it.
>>66074169
You a ballet boy, boy?
>>66074169
>UK
>Literally the gayest country
>Talking shit
>On the internet.
>>66073513
>being surrounded by bitches all day, bonding with them. being moulded by them
vs
>being surrounded by males all day, bonding with them, being moulded by them
lol, enjoy your son being turned into a fag
>>66074302
If we're the gayest country, and your our son, gee wiz, that must make you a gay love child.
Even worse burger boi.
>>66071724
This. Working hard for your career is not degenerate.
>>66074384
>being surrounded by bitches all day
>being moulded by them
>being moulded by non-authoritarian figures
Then you would be a faggot from birth.
>>66074391
>Implying america isn't the alpha son britain could never be.
>>66071332
Son, I too am very sexually attracted to ballerinas.
>>66073887
>f your son did ballet, he'd probably be able to fuck you up. Most male ballet dancers are gymnasts and strong as fuck
>wife is.obsessed with live art erformances
>take.her to ballet
>miring dudes on stage entire time.
>>66074391
Look at this butthurt
Look at it and laugh
>>66071332
Tell my wife's son to stop calling me daddy.
>>66074633
RARE
A
R
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>>66071332
One must do what they enjoy.
It's possible for him to still not be gay.
>>66071332
beats playing vidya and fapping all day son
have at it.
>>66073887
This, they train from a young age to lift the girls. It's like when dudes found out if you put a calf on your shoulders and walk up a hill and eventually you'd be able to do it with a bull. Lifting growing things is a great way to get strong.
Be proud becauae my son is interested in one of the whitest cultural dances that exists, untainted by blacks.
He would also end up being muscular and aurrounded by toned pussy all day.
>>66074295
Not at all... You're just uneducated and so, I educated you.
>>66074302
>America
>Literally degenerate in every aspect
>All the degenerate shit you see likely started in America
>They still think they're the greatest nation ever
Americans are faggots by default
>>66071332
Answer: let him.
I got into competitive ballroom dancing back in the day, and swear by it despite the negative stereotypes. I'd regularly go grab awkward guys and pull them into it so that they stop being so goddamn awkward. There's no other "sport" where you're surrounded by (generally) hot women and get skills that make hitting on other girls ridiculously easy.
I'll confess that ballet's a bit of a unique case - it's genuinely prancing around and I don't know any straight guys who do it - but still.
The guys who sit around trying to flex their masculinity and refuse to learn how to dance, do yoga, or shit like that are just insecure.
>>66074849
I'm sure you know all about calfs and bulls don't you mate
>>66074855
You don't want dancer girls for the most part, the level of autism required for dancing for females is not conducive to a stable person. Do not stick your dick in crazy. Ever.
>>66075023
Why don't you wait until you finish education mate?
>>66074855
>whitest cultural dances that exists, untainted by blacks
About that
>>66075023
>Hurr, america sucks too gaiz!
>>66075127
pretty and psychotic girls are hot mate
>>66075162
What?
>>66075182
>Mfw I genuinely have a selfie with the girl in that picture
It was purely for the banter but still... Top kek
>>66071332
male balerinas get laid alot.
>>66071724
>I won't support meritocracy.
Did you mean mediocracy?
>>66075127
>Do not stick your dick in crazy. Ever.
People who say this have clearly never done it.
>>66074505
I'd think a child would be very receptive to the environment it's in. Especially if it is something it likes.
Ballet dancers are strong and buff as fuck.
And the females are qt
Pretty alpha if you ask me.
Ballet evolved from fencing.
You will learn to fight, and that is all.
>>66074849
Absolutely accurate. There's a definite niche in the dance world for guys who are strong and who can reliably do lifts. There are admittedly a lot of waifish guys in the dance scene now (thin = easier to move, etc.), but lifters like me are in somewhat high demand because we can throw girls around.
A surprising number of girls in the dance world find super slim guys unattractive. They say it has to do with the above reasons, though I secretly suspect it's because they like the contrast of feeling small.
>>66075127
This is actually somewhat accurate and why I no longer fuck girls in the dance scene.
>>66071332
I work in a theatre and I can safely say that men who do ballet are the most clever men around. They are fucking surrounded by slim, pretty women who aren't embarrassed to stretch in front of them and such. I bet they get laid a lot too
>>66071332
I'd be fine with letting my son get into dancing or ballet.
>>66071332
Best ask based Russia if they consider balet manly
>>66071332
let him be
at home stuff him with as much action shit as humanly possible
in time, he will be grabbing ballerinas asses, stuffing their crotches to his face and throwing them around
>>66075033
This. Learn to dance, faggots.
>>66075033
>implying you aren't a closet case
I've never met or known a man that dances who doesn't come out with this same self-assuring bollocks. You're making yourself look like the insecure one.
>yoga
Now you're taking the piss.
>>66074384
>You think bitches are you ally?
>I was born from them.
>Molded by them.
>I didn't see men until I was already a fag
>>66075253
No. The idea is to get through life whole and have a bit of fun, having your car stabbed a couple dozen times with a pick axe is not a fun time.
>>66075384
See above, the reason humans are still alive is because they learned from others to not stick their sensitive bits in fire. I've seen what crazy does to a friend and it is not pretty or cheap.
>inb4 just call the cops
Really? You think the cops will be on your side if a pretty young waif accuses you of rape? Having your physical shit wrecked is getting off easy with some girls.
>>66075326
>male balerinas get laid alot.
BY MEN.
I'd take him out hunting.
>>66075750
Based leaf.
>>66075491
>A surprising number of girls in the dance world find super slim guys unattractive.
That's just girls in general. Who wants a little twink when you could have a guy that can throw you around? Definitely not a girl that gets thrown around regularly.
Doesn't surprise me that strong male dancers are in demand. I did theatre in high school and I ended up building a lot of sets because I was the only guy who knew how to use power tools.
>>66075787
what are you going to hunt with? a cricket bat?
>>66075787
Do Brits have land to hunt in? I've heard of Scots having some decent grouse hunting but it seems like fishing with guns at that point.
>>66075668
>now you're taking the piss
Actually lots of lifters do yoga to help with flexibility and plus you get to stare at ass all day
>>66075916
a gun
>>66075919
some
>>66075056
>I'm sure you know all about irregular plurals don't you mate
Get it together, Britain.
>>66075919
We can hunt pigeons, rabbits, foxes and badgers
>>66075913
The sad thing is, that by ¨power tools¨ you probably mean a driller or some shit for carpentery.
>>66075716
I would never tell someone to call the cops. There trick to fucking crazy women is to go all out. She has to be crazy enough to get herself institutionalized. Or just break up with her after she inevitably cheats on you. Crazy girls are great lovers, but terrible partners. As long as you don't mind losing them (it even helps to secretly look forward to it a little) they are a great fuck. Try it, m8.
>>66074633
RARE AS FUCK
>>66076303
new as fuck
>>66076164
Also stags and a bunch of other game birds.
>>66071332
I'm pretty sure most of the serious male ballet dancers I've known could kick my ass.
>>66076232
I do and it is sad. Your people would have done the whole job for $20.
>>66076391
How much do stags weigh and how much for a permit? I've gone hunting with a relative in Hungary and the deer are surprisingly small.
>>66071332
>son wants to get paid to do this professionally
>you want him to spend all day naked in a room full of black men instead
Right...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-RJE6e5kSY
>>66074169
Faggot!
>>66076427
same, I'm ashamed to admit it. I lift run and do calestenics. it's all for glamor muscles though. these dudes train closest to actual fight training.
remember this movie?
>>66071332
its OK son, jean claude van damme practice ballet too.
The Rock did ballet.
Why can't my son?
>get super muscular with perfect pose
>around hot girls all day
Let him. If he is gay he is gay anyways. If he is not this is just awesome.
>>66074633
isle of man... time to google
>>66078668
FUCKING LEGS YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>66073887
Why not just say your son could fuck you up if he were a gymnast? Ballet appears to have nothing to do with ut.
>your son could probably fuck you up if he did ballet because he might be a gymnast
>>66077278
I'm not ashamed. They're terrific athletes.
