ITT: We write Trump's coronation speech
My fellow Americans,
>>66056774
The wall is
>>66056774
>>66056838
being built as we speak
>>66056774
YUUUUUUUUUUUUGE
>>66056774
I will
CHYNA
and America will be..
Greater than ever before
>>66056774
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/rec.arts.int-fiction/yrjFEIUJzOU
China, I love China.
Convert to Islam
all embrace me
it's my time to rule at last
Excuse me,
>>66057191
15 years have I been waiting
Just kidding everyone I'm a Clinton plant.
It's time to crash this party...
WITH NO SURVIVORS.
>>66057304
To build a wall
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>>66057382
The trumpical centipede
And to Jeb Bush, I say
>>66057465
Imma suck yo dik ngguh!
kill yourself
>>66057465
>not knowing jeb's out of the race
ᶜʰinᵃ
∀NIHϽ
I love you
but you have to go back
To Mexichina
>>66056774
You guys know he's gonna say 'Obama, you're fired' right? If you've been paying close attention he's hinted it several times.
I'm gonna go insane when that happens.
>We're not only going to make America great again, we're going to make being an American great again. Thank you to the people of this great country for electing me as your president, together we're going to make America bigger, better and stronger than ever before! THAN EVER BEFORE!. . . . . And finally tonight, we as a nation get to say three little words. Three little words that have been on my mind, and the countries mind for the last eight years. No true, it's true. . . . It is now my pleasure to say on behalf of the American people . . you ready. . . 'Obama, you're fired.'
Press is gonna go nuts.
Can't ever top that, our God Emperor firing the fucking President on live TV.
>>66056774
Even the children, wouldn't want them coming back in 10 years.
>>66057763
That would destroy Obama in the most savage way possible.
Holy fuck Im ready
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>>66057625
And to Trudeau I say: "Ehm...
>>66058204
Wow original af
>>66057763
RUINED
>>66057763
But it wouldn't make any sense though to say it to Obama as he can longer have anymore terms. He has to give up as part of his time I office. It would more sense to say it Clinton or Bernie, depending on who wins the Democrat nomination, and then proceeds to beat.
>>66058285
>af
this speech so far
>My fellow Americans the wall is China, Obama you're fired
>>66058671
C H I N A
SIEG HEIL
>>66057763
holy shit my sides....
my life would be complete if he said that shit after taking the oath. Liberals tears would be so delicious
MAGA my brothers MAGA
>>66056774
I'm Not a brit!
>>66058645
its more symbolical IMO. Per constitution, yes he is does but it doesnt make it any less delicious
>>66059020
*done
DISAVOW
