What did he mean by this?
is he the least interesting man in the world
thanks to the campain funds Rubio can easily afford 2 muffins
>>66028836
>>66028623
First post best post
>>66028623
"dropping a muffin" is code for casual gay sex.
>It's a campaign about nothing
>>66028836
>>66028867
>>66028952
pol with the bantz tonight
>>66028623
Is Rubio the old muffin that got dropped and now Romney is the new muffin?
bretty good thread so far
If he's so afraid of eating a slightly-dirty muffin that he'd buy a new one, how can we trust him to reduce spending in Washington? Wasteful!
>>66028952
>5:12 PM - 22 Jun 2009
I see what you did there.
dropping the muffin=soggy biscuit
>>66028623
>2 second rule
It's 5 seconds rubio. Trust him to cut things short.
>>66029268
Rubio showing once again he is afraid of a few germs. Faggot!
>>66029268
Read this in his voice
His way of writing is just so distinctive
>>66028623
He likes Keynesian ecobomics
>>won't eat a muffin because he's scared of germs
>>proceeds to suck off 20 dudes in a public airport
>>66028623
That he likes to have sex with men.
I literally just ate some TGIF Potato Skin chips with my fingers still filthy with grease from the machine I just fixed.
Men do not know about a "two second rule."
>>66029397
Trump is a notorious germophobe though. He can't stand bodily fluids and even shaking hands is something he used to avoid before learning to cope with it.
>>66028952
That would at least make this mundane tweet interesting.
I think he's just boring as shit, and there are 2,606 (possibly 5,063) boring ass people that are just as boring as the lubed Rube.
It's homosexual code
>Dropped a muffin on the floor
Code for a sexual act involving his anus or "muffin"
>At the airport
Airport bathrooms are common meet ups for gay sex
>2 second rule applied
You wont get poz'd so long as he feltches you clean within 2 seconds
>Not to risk it and bought another one
He engaged in anonymous homo anal sex with 2 strangers
>>66029679
Nice picture of Don Roach there mate.
>>66029547
>"machine I just fixed"
>taco grease from inside microwave
nah ur just gross
It shows that he won't take actions if he doesn't believe it's right thing to do. Even if he was advised to do so.
Did you really need to ask? you couldn't figure that out yourself?
>>66028836
He is fine. He's just a rookie in this politics thing. He seems like a pretty cool guy, I wish he didn't have to fight Trump.
>>66028623
Campaign adviser:
>these younger voters like celebrity figures who tweet about their mundane experiences. It humanizes them in a way. Just share something funny or peculiar that happens to you from time to time. We want to engage them.
>>66029741
>>66029462
classic
>>66028952
top bantz
>>66029454
Will, at least his handler's writing is distinctive, anyway
>>66028952
this
"dropped a muffin" = had gay sex (as a bottom)
"on floor" = didn't use protection
"at airport" = codeword for gay hangout places
"2 second rule" = if you cum in under 2 seconds you won't get HIV/AIDS
"bought another one" = both gave and received anal sex
